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Deliveroo,  Uber and most significantly Pimlico Plumbers. All cunts, and cannot impose 'worker' restrictions on their workforce if they are appointed on a self employed / sub contractor basis. You get what you fucking pay for, so fuck off. Some of the balance has been restored.

What do you think Dex?, you Unison arse kissing, socialist.

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Fuck me, why do you think we import 330,000 piss poor cunts every year? Cheap labour, scrambling for jobs, means no contracts, no holidays, no sick pay, no security and take what you’re given you cunt. Turn up and we might have some work for you, if you’re not here we’ll get some other cunt. Don’t like it , fuck off, plenty more where you came from cunt.

It’s called “freedom of movement.” It’s how rich cunts get even richer. It’s why rich cunts love immigration .

You don’t really believe all that “humanitarian” bullshit do you?

 

Muggy cunts.

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I'm self employed! I'm self- employed! I'm playing the dividends / salary game!!

I'm self employed enjoying all the tax breaks going. I'm self employed and you should see my expenses claims!!!

.......

.....I've caught an illness - oh, now I'm a full time employee, and want parity with others and hey, I want a company pension next too - backdated will ya?

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Guest Lady Penelope
2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Deliveroo,  Uber and most significantly Pimlico Plumbers. All cunts, and cannot impose 'worker' restrictions on their workforce if they are appointed on a self employed / sub contractor basis. You get what you fucking pay for, so fuck off. Some of the balance has been restored.

What do you think Dex?, you Unison arse kissing, socialist.

Quote from its ad

"Pimlico, now part of The Pimlico Group PLC, is now London's largest independent plumbing & service company, providing all trades, with a workforce of over 270, 190 vehicles and turnover in excess of £24 million."

That does seem to imply to a potential customer imply that the workforce are employees. The problem is that with these cunts when their "employees" have been flogged to death and are at 50 something unable to work the rest of us have to pay for it until they reach pension age. There nothing new about this making your employees "self employed" but the scale of it has greatly increased. In my age group I know quite a few dopey old cunts moaning that they only get the state pension because they were "self employed" somehow forgetting that they failed to save for their retirement.

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In all seriousness, this sounds like two cunts in a piss factory.

You've got Pimlico Plumbers operating an easy come, easy go business model, colluding with a bunch of cowboys with the mindset outlined in my earlier post.

Where's HMRC in all this? Sucking off Starbucks and Google before cracking down on genuine sub-contractors beefing up the sledgehammer of IR35 (no doubt) to crack the walnut of cunts like Pimlico cocking Plumbers.

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If I need a plumber, I don't want some internet "I took an online course and passed" trained cunt, I will hire one who has successfully worked with a master and learned the trade properly.  Uber, Lyft, and all of these hire any fucking body to fill a space bastards can all fuck off.  They do nothing but destroy wages and guarantees a society of uneducated, anti-social cunts who will depend on meager government benefits later in life.  I don't want to support these cunts, I'm advancing in years, I want my taxes to pay for my fucking care...MY fucking needs...MY mistresses.  Err....

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3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

....I've caught an illness - oh, now I'm a full time employee, and want parity with others and hey, I want a company pension next too - backdated will ya?

Beat me to it you cunt. This isn't the same as all the thick and worthless degree endowed cunts shifting pizzas around on mopeds, this cunt is a skilled tradesman who can and did command good money, it was his choice.

Therefore, Gary Smith is a fat, monkey wrench fondling, fair weather, fucking cunt.

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10 hours ago, Decimus said:

 

It's surprising Bragg had time to produce such a piece of benign spunk, especially with being so hellbent on giving his money away to those in need to promote his heartfelt feelings for equality – while keeping just enough for himself to afford a colossal Southfork mansion on the Dorset cliffs. In his defense, all the hallmarks of a ruthless businessman with a small cock and nasty streak seem to have passed him by.

 

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8 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

It's surprising Bragg had time to produce such a piece of benign spunk, especially with being so hellbent on giving his money away to those in need to promote his heartfelt feelings for equality – while keeping just enough for himself to afford a colossal Southfork mansion on the Dorset cliffs. In his defense, all the hallmarks of a ruthless businessman with a small cock and nasty streak seem to have passed him by.

 

Indeed, on the scale of hypocrisy, he's right up there with those other multi-millionaire wankers, Geldof and Bono.

Pockets deep enough to genuinely help alleviate poverty, but instead they spend the majority of their collective time shaking down every other cunt instead.

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11 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Fuck me, why do you think we import 330,000 piss poor cunts every year? Cheap labour, scrambling for jobs, means no contracts, no holidays, no sick pay, no security and take what you’re given you cunt. Turn up and we might have some work for you, if you’re not here we’ll get some other cunt. Don’t like it , fuck off, plenty more where you came from cunt.

It’s called “freedom of movement.” It’s how rich cunts get even richer. It’s why rich cunts love immigration .

You don’t really believe all that “humanitarian” bullshit do you?

 

Muggy cunts.

Cunts Corner's ethnocentric pin-up boy speaks!

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28 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said:

Cunts Corner's ethnocentric pin-up boy speaks!

Oi, Ratto.

All these years of plotting against the Chosen People and you have yet to come up with a decent catchphrase. @Eric Cuntman has dipped his hand in the subject for five minutes and has trademarked the brilliant "Hoaxocaust".

I'm afraid that my days of apprenticing for you in the dark arts are over, I've a new master now.

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Just now, Decimus said:

Oi, Ratto.

All these years of plotting against the chosen people and you have yet to come up with a decent catchphrase. @Eric Cuntman has dipped his hand in the subject for five minutes and has trademarked the brilliant "Hoaxocaust".

I'm afraid that my days of apprenticing for you in the dark arts are over, I've a new master now.

you're forgetting my dance mix Deco!  

"The Shoah Shower Shuffle" has gone down a sturm in the Munich club scene.

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11 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said:

you're forgetting my dance mix Deco!  

"The Shoah Shower Shuffle" has gone down a sturm in the Munich club scene.

What with you having recently transformed into a huge cock, whilst retaining your status as a rampant anti-Semite, would it be reasonable to assume that you are uncircumcised? 

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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What with you having recently transformed into a huge cock, whilst retaining your status as a rampant anti-Semite, would it be reasonable to assume that you are uncircumcised? 

it's one of the drawbacks of the difficult path I've chosen Authoritah

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3 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said:

it's one of the drawbacks of the difficult path I've chosen Authoritah

I imagine the lack of limbs has played havoc with the hole digging campaign as well. But on the plus side, having dug as many as you have thus far, without discovering any evidence of mass graves, has hopefully discredited the malicious theories of Nazi genocide. As for the foreskin problem, it'll soon be winter, and you can sit back and laugh at all those cunts buying snoods from the Damart catalogue.

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14 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Fuck me, why do you think we import 330,000 piss poor cunts every year?

I imagine that 150,000 of the duskier ones are shipped in to further widen Punkape's arsehole, whilst the remainder are imported to keep you in kebabs and chicken nuggets, you vile fat cunt.

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