Decimus Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 Just been to the supermarket and there was some old cunt lying spreadeagled in the car park with his tongue out like Old Yeller post death scene. Like any sane minded citizen who has just put in a hard shift at the coal face, I had absolutely no intention of fucking fannying about and checking for a pulse or rifling through his pockets for change. Unfortunately for the NHS and the hugely overstretched adult social care services, though, a couple of do-gooder cunts decided to do something about it. From the sounds of things, he collapsed as a result of overheating in this savage heatwave, like hundreds of other wrinkled burdens on society throughout the country in recent weeks. It's no wonder that these stupid fuckers are dropping like flies. Despite weather resembling the ambient temperature of the inside of Liza Tarbuck's arsehole, these wankers persist in their disturbing fetish for heavy knitwear. Yet again the health service finds itself overtaxed due to a demographic that offer absolutely nothing to society except an example of how not to dress during the hottest summer in recent years. I hope he dies. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 Liza tarbuck. .now theres a woman that took a serious nosedive. .father time really takes a stick to the female form doesn't he Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 It seems like only yesterday the old cunts were dropping like flies because there was half an inch of snow two days running. I wish they'd make up their fucking minds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 I've been photographing butterflies on the heath at Chudleigh Knighton so get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 Should have locked him in the supermarket’s walk in freezer for a couple of days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Just been to the supermarket and there was some old cunt lying spreadeagled in the car park with his tongue out like Old Yeller post death scene. Like any sane minded citizen who has just put in a hard shift at the coal face, I had absolutely no intention of fucking fannying about and checking for a pulse or rifling through his pockets for change. Unfortunately for the NHS and the hugely overstretched adult social care services, though, a couple of do-gooder cunts decided to do something about it. From the sounds of things, he collapsed as a result of overheating in this savage heatwave, like hundreds of other wrinkled burdens on society throughout the country in recent weeks. It's no wonder that these stupid fuckers are dropping like flies. Despite weather resembling the ambient temperature of the inside of Liza Tarbuck's arsehole, these wankers persist in their disturbing fetish for heavy knitwear. Yet again the health service finds itself overtaxed due to a demographic that offer absolutely nothing to society except an example of how not to dress during the hottest summer in recent years. I hope he dies. Given your reference to Old Yeller, were you not tempted to march up, declare “he’s got rabies” and blast him in the head with your shotgun? Alternatively, one mention of Novichek and the wannabe heroes will evaporate like a Cumbrian reservoir. I’m sure he’ll bore some poor staff nurse rigid on whichever corridor he ends up on, once they peel the Angora underpants off his wrinkly old ball bag and bash some saline into him. He fought a war for this country you, know. Needy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Given your reference to Old Yeller, were you not tempted to march up, declare “he’s got rabies” and blast him in the head with your shotgun? Alternatively, one mention of Novichek and the wannabe heroes will evaporate like a Cumbrian reservoir. I’m sure he’ll bore some poor staff nurse rigid on whichever corridor he ends up on, once they peel the Angora underpants off his wrinkly old ball bag and bash some saline into him. He fought a war for this country you, know. Needy cunt. You’re like a young Harold Shipman but far less personable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Just been to the supermarket and there was some old cunt lying spreadeagled in the car park with his tongue out like Old Yeller post death scene. Like any sane minded citizen who has just put in a hard shift at the coal face, I had absolutely no intention of fucking fannying about and checking for a pulse or rifling through his pockets for change. Unfortunately for the NHS and the hugely overstretched adult social care services, though, a couple of do-gooder cunts decided to do something about it. From the sounds of things, he collapsed as a result of overheating in this savage heatwave, like hundreds of other wrinkled burdens on society throughout the country in recent weeks. It's no wonder that these stupid fuckers are dropping like flies. Despite weather resembling the ambient temperature of the inside of Liza Tarbuck's arsehole, these wankers persist in their disturbing fetish for heavy knitwear. Yet again the health service finds itself overtaxed due to a demographic that offer absolutely nothing to society except an example of how not to dress during the hottest summer in recent years. I hope he dies. Did they try to bring the cunt round by allowing him to inhale a freshly made doughnut? If not, then your hope has been realised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Just been to the supermarket and there was some old cunt lying spreadeagled in the car park with his tongue out like Old Yeller post death scene. Like any sane minded citizen who has just put in a hard shift at the coal face, I had absolutely no intention of fucking fannying about and checking for a pulse or rifling through his pockets for change. Unfortunately for the NHS and the hugely overstretched adult social care services, though, a couple of do-gooder cunts decided to do something about it. From the sounds of things, he collapsed as a result of overheating in this savage heatwave, like hundreds of other wrinkled burdens on society throughout the country in recent weeks. It's no wonder that these stupid fuckers are dropping like flies. Despite weather resembling the ambient temperature of the inside of Liza Tarbuck's arsehole, these wankers persist in their disturbing fetish for heavy knitwear. Yet again the health service finds itself overtaxed due to a demographic that offer absolutely nothing to society except an example of how not to dress during the hottest summer in recent years. I hope he dies. You are just a young man, already a belligerent and cantankerous fucking cunt. If you are fortunate enough to reach the age of the gentleman in the nomination, your level of cuntery will be most revered. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: You’re like a young Harold Shipman but far less personable. Thankfully my wife looks nothing like the fragrant Primrose, who I believe is still wearing Harold’s ring and collecting his NHS pension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Thankfully my wife looks nothing like the fragrant Primrose, who I believe is still wearing Harold’s ring and collecting his NHS pension. You sure that Primrose is not Ding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 Why do these ancient fucking cunts go out in the heat? The same fucking old bastard probably created a traffic mess while using his walking frame in the crossing stripes, while tempers flared car horns blared, and the urge to run him down overheated with the RS5 motors. The herd of old cunts does indeed need culling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 7 hours ago, Decimus said: Just been to the supermarket and there was some old cunt lying spreadeagled in the car park with his tongue out like Old Yeller post death scene. Like any sane minded citizen who has just put in a hard shift at the coal face, I had absolutely no intention of fucking fannying about and checking for a pulse or rifling through his pockets for change. Unfortunately for the NHS and the hugely overstretched adult social care services, though, a couple of do-gooder cunts decided to do something about it. From the sounds of things, he collapsed as a result of overheating in this savage heatwave, like hundreds of other wrinkled burdens on society throughout the country in recent weeks. It's no wonder that these stupid fuckers are dropping like flies. Despite weather resembling the ambient temperature of the inside of Liza Tarbuck's arsehole, these wankers persist in their disturbing fetish for heavy knitwear. Yet again the health service finds itself overtaxed due to a demographic that offer absolutely nothing to society except an example of how not to dress during the hottest summer in recent years. I hope he dies. Never happened. Made up load of bullshit by a wanker desperate to engage in a cyberspace conversation with any sad cunt as lonely as him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 Just now, judgetwi said: Never happened. Made up load of bullshit by a wanker desperate to engage in a cyberspace conversation with any sad cunt as lonely as him. Judge, you did just respond to the post. Wouldn't that make you such a sad lonely cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Judge, you did just respond to the post. Wouldn't that make you such a sad lonely cunt? You’re too smart for me brainbox. I surrender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: You’re too smart for me brainbox. I surrender. Please don't give up. You have so much going for you. Keep up the good fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Judge, you did just respond to the post. Wouldn't that make you such a sad lonely cunt? Seen that meself. .dumb fuk Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 20 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Seen that meself. .dumb fuk Panzerknacker It’s shocking that so many racist fucking idiots stereotype our Irish EU bretheren as being as thick as shit. I’d like to know where they got that idea from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 36 minutes ago, judgetwi said: It’s shocking that so many racist fucking idiots stereotype our Irish EU bretheren as being as thick as shit. I’d like to know where they got that idea from. Same place as ye get yer notions from... .yer hole Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 G'day webbed foot wonder, old Mick loves this heat, the hotter the better as tourists in bathers are a much fair dinkum target. Plenty of amber fluid is what the old bastards need, bloody oath !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Never happened. Made up load of bullshit by a wanker desperate to engage in a cyberspace conversation with any sad cunt as lonely as him. If anything, it speaks volumes as to how utterly fucking tedious and boring your life has been thus far if you find it completely incredulous that someone can go to work, visit a supermarket, and witness someone fainting. You're spot on, what a load of fantasist bollocks, only a rock and roll star would ever get up to such utterly crazy high jinks and antics! A supermarket?! Who's buying that shit?! Fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Never happened. Made up load of bullshit by a wanker desperate to engage in a cyberspace conversation with any sad cunt as lonely as him. Is everything alright at home judge? And by home, I mean a dilapidated single room bedsit above a Leyton kebab house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 "Old cunt" to you lot meaning anyone aged more than 35. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 (edited) 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: have Never happened. Made up load of bullshit by a wanker desperate to engage in a cyberspace conversation with any sad cunt as lonely as him. You should be more than just grateful that a couple of do-gooder cunts decided to do something about it by coming to your aid. I would have run my loaded 'paid for' (and within it's eat-by date) trolley of food over your head. Edited July 18, 2018 by 'eavensabove I felt like it, if you must know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: Never happened. Made up load of bullshit by a wanker desperate to engage in a cyberspace conversation with any sad cunt as lonely as him. A word in you're ear as it may,do you think my fantasized stories about bins and Gareth our real? But you take offence about a story about some webbed foot cunt telling a story that may be plausible, maybe you think punkape also has a range rover,or that you're stories from coming from the pub is in the slightest bit intriguing, stick you're kebab up you're fucking arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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