Decimus Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 A man has been arrested on a busy street in Norwich today and charged under Section 155 of the Highways Act, specifically "having a pig untethered and loose on a public highway". I can confirm the whereabouts of Mrs. D today. Neil and Drew, can you do the same for your respective other halves? Lol Fuck off. https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-england-norfolk-45130907 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 Who nicked him? I bet it was the Pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 I can confirm that my Mrs was where she's been for the last 37 years,tethered safely in the basement.As if I'd let her run loose for fucksake 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 I initially thought this story was about some interbred Romeo from Norfolk who rolled a double and actually pulled twice on the same night because he also apparently had an out of control dog. However, I can also confirm, thanks to the secretly installed tracker device I installed on her phone, it wasn't my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I initially thought this story was about some interbred Romeo from Norfolk who rolled a double and actually pulled twice on the same night because he also apparently had an out of control dog. However, I can also confirm, thanks to the secretly installed tracker device I installed on her phone, it wasn't my wife. It was Prince of Wales Road. If you're going to get the grandslam of pig and a dog in one evening, it's going to be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: It was Prince of Wales Road. If you're going to get the grandslam of pig and a dog in one evening, it's going to be there. Sounds more like a night out with Lady P and Gypps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: I can confirm that my Mrs was where she's been for the last 37 years,tethered safely in the basement.As if I'd let her run loose for fucksake How romantic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: I can confirm that my Mrs was where she's been for the last 37 years,tethered safely in the basement.As if I'd let her run loose for fucksake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You fucking tease you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: A man has been arrested on a busy street in Norwich today and charged under Section 155 of the Highways Act, specifically "having a pig untethered and loose on a public highway". I can confirm the whereabouts of Mrs. D today. Neil and Drew, can you do the same for your respective other halves? Lol Fuck off. https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-england-norfolk-45130907 We are now officially in the silly season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: That's a Gloucester Old Spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Bertie Biceps said: That's a Gloucester Old Spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 I would have thought that this nom would have hogged the corner for a while .. I'll get me pork chops & side of bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Bertie Biceps said: I would have thought that this nom would have hogged the corner for a while .. I'll get me pork chops & side of bacon. That's your trouble. You're always telling porkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: That's your trouble. You're always telling porkies. Gah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 19 hours ago, Decimus said: A man has been arrested on a busy street in Norwich today and charged under Section 155 of the Highways Act, specifically "having a pig untethered and loose on a public highway". I can confirm the whereabouts of Mrs. D today. Neil and Drew, can you do the same for your respective other halves? Lol Fuck off. https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-england-norfolk-45130907 I thought it was an offence NOT to have an untethered pig on the streets of Norfolk! Or is that Suffolk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought it was an offence NOT to have an untethered pig on the streets of Norfolk! Or is that Suffolk? It's compulsory. That's how we deal with the Old Bill up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought it was an offence NOT to have an untethered pig on the streets of Norfolk! Or is that Suffolk? Rutland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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