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What is that all about ?  Is it nutritious ? Is it delicious ? 

I tried it once and did not care for it's taste.  That said, I did have a heavy duty ear infection at the time.  

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14 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said:

What is that all about ?  Is it nutritious ? Is it delicious ? 

I tried it once and did not care for it's taste.  That said, I did have a heavy duty ear infection at the time.  

You are then, by your own admission and (lack of) logic, a fucking cunt.  You're digging yourself in, mate.  Quit while you're behind.  

Note to Punky, that doesn't mean what you think it does, so fuck off.

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19 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said:

What is that all about ?  Is it nutritious ? Is it delicious ? 

I tried it once and did not care for it's taste.  That said, I did have a heavy duty ear infection at the time.  

You fucking oikish cretin.

Do you consume your own piss, shite and spunk as well?

You obviously went to a dreadful school and are a committed homosexual 

lol

Fuck off 

 

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Well if Cheshire's leading poof isn't going to do it...
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20 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said:

What is that all about ?  Is it nutritious ? Is it delicious ? 

I tried it once and did not care for it's taste.  That said, I did have a heavy duty ear infection at the time.  

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I'd wager, you're one of those sludge-dung sewer tykes, that winkles-out bogy-nuggets from your hooter, whilst sat in traffic. I bet you ate worms as a kid, and still relish the days with acute fondness, as you met each and every one of them, with furred-tongue, from your cats arse. Slugs like you make me vomit. You aint even funny. You're vile to the lowest ebb. Lower than the snot that hangs from a vultures beak, or the congealed smeg that oozes from a Rhino, both before and during its seasons of Musth.   

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He is obviously a compete

29 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

I fucking love you, you stupid fucking cunt. 

 

He is obviously a complete and utter cunt for sure but has found a niche in life to bathe in the vat of cunts 

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20 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said:

What is that all about ?  Is it nutritious ? Is it delicious ? 

I tried it once and did not care for it's taste.  That said, I did have a heavy duty ear infection at the time.  

Do you do it for a living? You make it sound like a skill, you revolting fucking animal.

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8 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Do you do it for a living? You make it sound like a skill, you revolting fucking animal.

Yes of course, I am a professional earwax taster. What do you do for a living ? You sound like a dole scrounging cunt to me or maybe a Pikey cunt 

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8 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said:

Yes of course, I am a professional earwax taster. What do you do for a living ? You sound like a dole scrounging cunt to me or maybe a Pikey cunt 

It's probably been suggested here before, but there's a strong possibility your parents were brother and sister.

Quarternary AIDS anyone?

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4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

It's probably been suggested here before, but there's a strong possibility your parents were brother and sister.

Quarternary AIDS anyone?

Were you born near to Chernobyl by any chance ? 

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2 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said:

Yes of course, I am a professional earwax taster. What do you do for a living ? You sound like a dole scrounging cunt to me or maybe a Pikey cunt 

It would ring hollow in your tin-like, filthy wax riddled brain, had I told you what I do for a living.Judging by the morlock references and poky descriptions to sherry, arsed, pikey and wax digging, you resemble a Jim Royle caricature. What will you scratch out next for a nomination? Your local tip being shut after four AND on a bank holiday? Asda running out of cheap cider in hot weather? Being loud, pissed up, violent and eventually kicked off a plane with your mates on the way to Benidorm? Council harrassment for dodging local taxes? What an amoeba.

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1 hour ago, White Cunt said:

It would ring hollow in your tin-like, filthy wax riddled brain, had I told you what I do for a living.Judging by the morlock references and poky descriptions to sherry, arsed, pikey and wax digging, you resemble a Jim Royle caricature. What will you scratch out next for a nomination? Your local tip being shut after four AND on a bank holiday? Asda running out of cheap cider in hot weather? Being loud, pissed up, violent and eventually kicked off a plane with your mates on the way to Benidorm? Council harrassment for dodging local taxes? What an amoeba.

it'll be waxing on lyrically about a right load of fucking old shite. 

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