Guest Hector Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 On 8/16/2018 at 9:33 AM, Neil said: Graham Swann is a prime example of this,hideous cunts who should have been drowned at birth. This should read: Cunts who can't see their own (k)nob due to layers of blubber and fucking lard should be drowned at birth. Piss wank fuck shit arse fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Hector said: This should read: Cunts who can't see their own (k)nob due to layers of blubber and fucking lard should be drowned at birth. Piss wank fuck shit arse fuck off What the fuck is this nonsense? Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: What the fuck is this nonsense? Cretin. Mrs bought me lunch in Wetherspoon's today, Ape. What with one thing and another, I erred on the side of caution and had a few. On the way home I bought some more. Lovely fucking jubbley. Remind me to call you an utter fucking arsewipe when I've sobered up you silly old bastard. Oh, one other thing, they open on Sundays. Thought you might like to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 On 8/17/2018 at 6:08 PM, Iam Ape said: What the fuck is this nonsense? Cretin. Twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You fucking love 'Time Bandits' don't you? That cunt in the picture played 'Grouty' in Porridge. It's where young snowy was first introduced to the brilliance of Terry Gilliam, my old man was an avid monty python fan and the old cunt would put the holy grail on Sundays every vist we went to his,holy grail,burnt chips in the deep fat fryer he hasn't changed the oil out for six years,adds to the flavour he would say,and some burnt to the crisp chicken,kids now days don't know how lucky they our. Spoilt cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Snowy said: It's where young snowy was first introduced to the brilliance of Terry Gilliam, my old man was an avid monty python fan and the old cunt would put the holy grail on Sundays every vist we went to his,holy grail,burnt chips in the deep fat fryer he hasn't changed the oil out for six years,adds to the flavour he would say,and some burnt to the crisp chicken,kids now days don't know how lucky they our. Spoilt cunts. Shut up and fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck off. Here he is, the Thomas Cook tour rep! I'm no detective, but putting two and two together, your detailed and studious knowledge of the UK holiday industry, coupled with your frequent trips over the channel, heavily indicates you run a kids club in France for some low end tour operator. Either do a video or fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 Is everything OK Dec's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: Here he is, the Thomas Cook tour rep! I'm no detective, but putting two and two together, your detailed and studious knowledge of the UK holiday industry, coupled with your frequent trips over the channel, heavily indicates you run a kids club in France for some low end tour operator. Either do a video or fuck off. You can't slag off poor old frank in a bid to deflect the utter cunt you made of yourself of late. Even your clique boyfriends are disgusted with your lies and stupidity. We're waiting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 47 minutes ago, Decimus said: Here he is, the Thomas Cook tour rep! I'm no detective, but putting two and two together, your detailed and studious knowledge of the UK holiday industry, coupled with your frequent trips over the channel, heavily indicates you run a kids club in France for some low end tour operator. Either do a video or fuck off. Don’t get excited.. no one cares where you’ve been or why you’re so desperate to return to all of this. I was politely requesting an explanation as to why you fabricated a 6 day all-inclusive holiday to Greece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You can't slag off poor old frank in a bid to deflect the utter cunt you made of yourself of late. Even your clique boyfriends are disgusted with your lies and stupidity. We're waiting Stay out of this, Tim, you look like a fucking tramp and undoubtedly stink to high heaven. Go back to whatever idiots guide to Lepidopeterology you were stumbling through this morning before you tried to play with the adults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 13 minutes ago, Frank said: Don’t get excited.. no one cares where you’ve been or why you’re so desperate to return to all of this. I was politely requesting an explanation as to why you fabricated a 6 day all-inclusive holiday to Greece. You've had your explanation, don't expect me to Alf out on you just because you're incapable of counting to seven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Shut up and fuck off. I'm travelling to Manchester today to see a concert Frank,the thought did cross my mind that I will walk through the town filming random strangers asking for Manky,but apart from being a narcissist like you I realised I'm not a sad bald spangly cunt and no one cares,so I won't bother,suck my dick there's a a good chap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Stay out of this, Tim, you look like a fucking tramp and undoubtedly stink to high heaven. Go back to whatever idiots guide to Lepidopeterology you were stumbling through this morning before you tried to play with the adults. If you did go to Greece you'll be able to explain how you coped with leaving your beshitted arse paper in the bin to stink up the place for a few days and tell us all what Greek spunk tastes like? (You can't compare it to franks, he's not really Greek) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Snowy said: I'm travelling to Manchester today to see a concert Frank,the thought did cross my mind that I will walk through the town filming random strangers asking for Manky,but apart from being a narcissist like you I realised I'm not a sad bald spangly cunt and no one cares,so I won't bother,suck my dick there's a a good chap. He's a tour rep for Thomas Cook. Imagine taking your kids on holiday and dropping them off at the children's club, only to be faced with that suspect looking cunt plucking baa baa black sheep on his guitar. I'd certainly want to know if he'd undergone a full DBS check. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: You've had your explanation, don't expect me to Alf out on you just because you're incapable of counting to seven. No, I don’t expect you to ‘Alf out’. Roops has already outlined our recent software investment that guarantees to out obsessive multi wankers. I know exactly where you’ve been, but why the J Bull character? What’s in it for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: You've had your explanation, don't expect me to Alf out on you just because you're incapable of counting to seven. "Alf out", fuck, seriously? LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Noakes the navigator said: "Alf out", fuck, seriously? LOL. Shut up Alf, this is far worse than your pathetic antics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: No, I don’t expect you to ‘Alf out’. Roops has already outlined our recent software investment that guarantees to out obsessive multi wankers. I know exactly where you’ve been, but why the J Bull character? What’s in it for you? I am going on a 3 day trip to my front garden next week frank, there is no place like home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 47 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You can't slag off poor old frank in a bid to deflect the utter cunt you made of yourself of late. Even your clique boyfriends are disgusted with your lies and stupidity. We're waiting I might be coming to Stroud next week Timbo .. any chance of a meet up in the local 'spoons? .. I will buy an extra portion of chips for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 22 minutes ago, Frank said: No, I don’t expect you to ‘Alf out’. Roops has already outlined our recent software investment that guarantees to out obsessive multi wankers. I know exactly where you’ve been, but why the J Bull character? What’s in it for you? There was nothing wrong with Proper's previous detection technology...P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 10 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: I might be coming to Stroud next week Timbo .. any chance of a meet up in the local 'spoons? .. I will buy an extra portion of chips for you. I don't meet strange blokes who've spent the last 5 years pretending to be an old woman, in chavy pubs. I've got an opticians appointment in Stroud that day so look out for the pony tail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 31 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I don't meet strange blokes who've spent the last 5 years pretending to be an old woman, in chavy pubs. I've got an opticians appointment in Stroud that day so look out for the pony tail Its ok Stubber's I know that you've got rid of the ponytail but I have got a recent photo of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 On Thursday, August 16, 2018 at 7:52 PM, luke swarm said: There are a lot of insensitive and shallow people on this site and its disappointing that cunts have chosen to be so hurtful against females with this slight imperfection in their features. Shame on you. Besides the benefits for the sensitive area under ones bellend benefits greatly from this charming and much undervalued facial feature. Plus, she's less likely to dribble any love juice down her chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 On 8/16/2018 at 9:09 PM, Punkape said: I’ve seen more cleavage on an Ethiopian flamingo.... Do you fancy flamingos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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