Prints Harry Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 So what exactly do these cunts do to win? .. Do they walk through walls of fire and jump through flaming hoops? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6074121/Hundreds-don-eccentric-costumes-compete-British-Beard-Moustache-championships.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 Filthy fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 If you feel like you're missing out, maybe there is a British Minge Championship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted August 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, DrCunt said: If you feel like you're missing out, maybe there is a British Minge Championship? No .. I think that the smell would put people off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted August 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, DrCunt said: If you feel like you're missing out, maybe there is a British Minge Championship? Oh by the way I have never needed to "tuck" but I would be grateful if we could keep that information to ourselves as that information could cause distress to a couple of punters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 54 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: So what exactly do these cunts do to win? .. Do they walk through walls of fire and jump through flaming hoops? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6074121/Hundreds-don-eccentric-costumes-compete-British-Beard-Moustache-championships.html What do they win? I'd have thought the answer was obvious. A further and wider opportunity to demonstrate their manifest narcissism to an already-bored public. The self-awareness of these show offs has no beginning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted August 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 14 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: What do they win? I'd have thought the answer was obvious. A further and wider opportunity to demonstrate their manifest narcissism to an already-bored public. The self-awareness of these show offs has no beginning And what do they do for living as who would employ them. There is a local "tapper" (spare any change merchant) with a mohican hair cut cunt and a spikey beard who says that he find a job in spite of trying .. I suggested that he get rid of his beard and funny hairdo and he then started whinging about that infringing his human rights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Bertie Biceps said: And what do they do for living as who would employ them. There is a local "tapper" (spare any change merchant) with a mohican hair cut cunt and a spikey beard who says that he find a job in spite of trying .. I suggested that he get rid of his beard and funny hairdo and he then started whinging about that infringing his human rights. Facial tattoos - that's another one. You want to live outside of the accepted norms of society? Fair play to you but don't start bitching when society starts treating you with indifference when it looks at your shithouse CV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted August 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 10 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Facial tattoos - that's another one. You want to live outside of the accepted norms of society? Fair play to you but don't start bitching when society starts treating you with indifference when it looks at your shithouse CV There is also a local woman who goes around with four dogs .. two of them in a pushchair. I asked her what she did for a living .. she said that she couldn't work because she was a "full time mummy" to her dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 Did you win any prizes, Gyps? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 Think of how much more diverse these competitions would be if not for the barbaric enforcement of the Burqa. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 48 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Did you win any prizes, Gyps? The obvious joke, but funny as fuck all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Did you win any prizes, Gyps? The emasculation of the nation's hipsters and biker gangs is complete. Gyppo walked all categories and received an additional lifetime achievement award for the hairiness of her gooch, wiping the floor with her nearest competitors, a silverback lowland gorilla, Dave Lee Travers and Mrs. Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: The emasculation of the nation's hipsters and biker gangs is complete. Gyppo walked all categories and received an additional lifetime achievement award for the hairiness of her gooch, wiping the floor with her nearest competitors, a silverback lowland gorilla, Dave Lee Travers and Mrs. Roops. Laffin panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 How the fucking hell can this have become big business on the back of a moronic mindset that has spawned a mass of these pig thick, gormless incompetent young men? Small dick syndrome is one guess ( Arthut never grows a beard ), sheer egomnia, who knows who spawns it. But bearded buffoons are lucrative fools. Don't bother talking to noe. You'll get a series of trendy grunts and gestures or that "Hey Guys" crap we all hear. I'm not generalising because they are fucking all over society. How do we send men like this to war? Fuking joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 13 hours ago, Decimus said: The emasculation of the nation's hipsters and biker gangs is complete. Gyppo walked all categories and received an additional lifetime achievement award for the hairiness of her gooch, wiping the floor with her nearest competitors, a silverback lowland gorilla, Dave Lee Travers and Mrs. Roops. ...despite fitting a merkin made from your scalp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: ...despite fitting a merkin made from your scalp. Possibly the worst film ever made..... Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? I'm not making that up, this horrific abortion actually exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, scotty said: Possibly the worst film ever made..... Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? I'm not making that up, this horrific abortion actually exists. Is that one of Fend's select nunsploitation extravaganzas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, scotty said: Possibly the worst film ever made..... Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? I'm not making that up, this horrific abortion actually exists. Possibly one of finest films and certainly the best political satrire made was Dr Strangelove which had Peter Sellers playing President Merkin Muffley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Possibly one of finest films and certainly the best political satrire made was Dr Strangelove which had Peter Sellers playing President Merkin Muffley. One of my all time favourites, roops. Sellers was superb in each of the three parts he played, and the script was razor sharp. Brilliant film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 10 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Possibly one of finest films and certainly the best political satrire made was Dr Strangelove which had Peter Sellers playing President Merkin Muffley. Dr Punkape or how i learned to stop swallowing and love the cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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