Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Your priorities are off, young Cooze. The only time the colour should matter is when it's a clotted mess of blood and or shit. At least with these rainbow dyes, she's putting in a little effort to say, "I'm fun, bugger me senseless!!" I've taken the liberty of PMing this request to punkers and he'll be walking up your garden path shortly with a worrying absence of any lube. Here to help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've taken the liberty of PMing this request to punkers and he'll be walking up your garden path shortly with a worrying absence of any lube. Here to help Fantastic, I can test the quality of my new golf clubs on this thick skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fantastic, I can test the quality of my new golf clubs on this thick skull. Is this an admission of golf? I'm sure he'd love it if you used your clubs on him though- up the arse, extra fisting butter and a 20 yard run up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Im sure you would, Eric, but whether she would shag you back or simply rip your spine out through your navel is an altogether different question. Truth be told 'Baws, I'm willing to risk it. Jennifer Lawrence rates a 3 on the finger scale. And only cunts familiar with the the criminally underrated 'The Last Boy Scout' will get that reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Truth be told 'Baws, I'm willing to risk it. Jennifer Lawrence rates a 3 on the finger scale. And only cunts familiar with the the criminally underrated 'The Last Boy Scout' will get that reference. An excellent film - one of my favourites. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: An excellent film - one of my favourites. Which firm ? Please explain with worked examples... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Which firm ? Please explain with worked examples... I think you’re the one who needs to explain, as in explain what the fuck you are talking about. Did your jizz-addled brain misread my post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 6 hours ago, cooze said: But is it 'collar and cuffs'? Who cares, she is splendid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 (edited) 10 hours ago, Iam Ape said: I think you’re the one who needs to explain, as in explain what the fuck you are talking about. Did your jizz-addled brain misread my post? Removed Edited October 6, 2018 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: Removed You’ve chosen to avoid answering my question, deciding instead to post a thinly-veiled accusation of paedophillia. Are you some kind of retard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: You’ve chosen to avoid answering my question, deciding instead to post a thinly-veiled accusation of paedophillia. Are you some kind of retard? Small chopper... 🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Small chopper... 🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁 You’ve answered my question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 35 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: You’ve chosen to avoid answering my question, deciding instead to post a thinly-veiled accusation of paedophillia. Are you some kind of retard? Indeed, try that again @Lord Punkape and you'll off-site for a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 19 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Indeed, try that again @Lord Punkape and you'll off-site for a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: 20 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Indeed, try that again @Lord Punkape and you'll off-site for a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: 26 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Indeed, try that again @Lord Punkape and you'll off-site for a few days. 5 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: You’re completely inept aren’t you? Useless wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 14 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: You’re completely inept aren’t you? Useless wanker. I think you overestimate his capabilities. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I think you overestimate his capabilities. You should give him some credit .. after all his local SPAR shop always gives him £5 credit until his JSA payment comes through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 58 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Indeed, try that again @Lord Punkape and you'll off-site for a few days. Are you sure that he can afford to be a member of our club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: You should give him some credit .. after all his local SPAR shop always gives him £5 credit until his JSA payment comes through. I remember when there used to be loads of shops like Spar. Liptons was the bestest one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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