Roadkill Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: The most nerve-wracking three days of my life was in Maracaibo and to use the vernacular, I was packing heat - completely unnecessary IMO as my employers also provided a security detail, who I was reliably informed, would look after me. They did look very capable and was reassured by how calm they were, almost nonchalant in fact. Nonetheless, I was pleased when I left the country. "Packing heat?" Which are you - a 1920's bootlegger or a 1992 Crip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: "Packing heat?" Which are you - a 1920's bootlegger or a 1992 Crip? We know what Pukeape likes to pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 Just now, Iam Ape said: We know what Pukeape likes to pack. Heat... magazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: "Packing heat?" Which are you - a 1920's bootlegger or a 1992 Crip? Working on the chip fryer in the local MacDonalds. Gob on his face - just for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Kunte Kinte said: Working on the chip fryer in the local MacDonalds. Gob on his face - just for me. You've met Albert then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 15 minutes ago, Roadkill said: "Packing heat?" Which are you - a 1920's bootlegger or a 1992 Crip? Neither, it was a mission to try and salvage a financial mess caused by the then President of Venezuela, one Hugo Chavez. My protection detail were former Spanish Foreign Legion personnel. Most of their clients were like me, reps from foreign businesses who could do little than watch their firm's investment disappear down the plug hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: White Rabbit In A Snowstorm Panzerknacker getting hit with a bat? OK. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 Now what would be a good caption to go along with the image? I was thinking something along the lines of "Give's yer fuckin' van keys!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Now what would be a good caption to go along with the image? I was thinking something along the lines of "Give's yer fuckin' van keys!" Yerself n whizzy baby are very thin skinned arent ya Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Yerself n whizzy baby are very thin skinned arent ya Panzbaby The cunt hitting you with the bat in this picture is. She's literally decaying, actually. But shhhh, shhhh, shhh.... all will be revealed in time - just let the master work. And don't you ever pester me about another picture after this one! Fuck italic font is stuck on. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Yerself n whizzy baby are very thin skinned arent ya Panzbaby By the way, cunt, I need to know your build, any distinguishing tattoos that might be found on your stinking carcass, and your hairstyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 24 minutes ago, Roadkill said: By the way, cunt, I need to know your build, any distinguishing tattoos that might be found on your stinking carcass, and your hairstyle. And the 16 digit number across the middle of his bank card, and the last 3 numbers on the signature strip, so you can pay him any due royalties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Yerself n whizzy baby are very thin skinned arent ya Panzbaby Say brexit, I double dare you muthafucka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: By the way, cunt, I need to know your build, any distinguishing tattoos that might be found on your stinking carcass, and your hairstyle. Ooo a portrait of me..how exciting..6 foot tall 42 chest 32 waist ..athletic build.. no visable distinguishing features or marks.. very short hair ..get the eyes right blue/grey Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Ooo a portrait of me..how exciting..6 foot tall 42 chest 32 waist ..athletic build.. no visable distinguishing features or marks.. very short hair ..get the eyes right blue/grey Panzbaby 'Tragic, '5 out of 10 at cunnilingus' mid-life crisis' about completes the profile 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: 'Tragic, '5 out of 10 at cunnilingus' mid-life crisis' about completes the profile Note that he is using imperial rather than EU (metric) measurements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: 'Tragic, '5 out of 10 at cunnilingus' mid-life crisis' about completes the profile You know little about art ..the artist needs to know these things ..im simply goin along with his reasonable request.. i like art ..and frequent the recently renovated national gallery in Dublin Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Note that he is using imperial rather than EU (metric) measurements. Out of consideration to the artist pen baby.. Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: You know little about art ..the artist needs to know these things ..im simply goin along with his reasonable request.. i like art ..and frequent the recently renovated national gallery in Dublin Panzbaby Galleries are full of shit made by bored wankers who think that just because something has been done before its boring. Modern art is a fucking travesty - people rate fucking Banksy highly in this day in age. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Out of consideration to the artist pen baby.. Panzbaby I bet that you drink by the yard and have a 12 inch rather than 30 centimetre chopper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: I bet that you drink by the yard and have a 12 inch rather than 30 centimetre chopper. You tell the cunt, Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You tell the cunt, Pen. hat isn't possible .. the dopey cunt's deaf and can't read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: hat isn't possible .. the dopey cunt's deaf and can't read. Then hopefully the medium of pictures will get through to him. I think this might turn out to be my best work yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Then hopefully the medium of pictures will get through to him. I think this might turn out to be my best work yet. Ive high expectations of you roady baby i intend to use technology to have this printed and displayed Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 19 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Then hopefully the medium of pictures will get through to him. I think this might turn out to be my best work yet. He's also blind (to reason). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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