Guest Queefer Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 Comedian Konstantin Kisin ( I hope his middle name begins with K ) is a fairly unfunny Russian British cunt who has turned down a gig at SOAS after refusing to sign a " behavioural agreement ". The agreement sought to bind him to a "no racism , sexism and transphobia " show. That's the entire repertoire down the shitter in one go then - what other forms of humour are there? The Students Union leadership apologised and reaffirmed their belief in freedom of speech. I hope the tiger cock eaters and n-worders look forward to their Bernard Manning show film. The Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 10 minutes ago, Queefer said: Comedian Konstantin Kisin ( I hope his middle name begins with K ) is a fairly unfunny Russian British cunt who has turned down a gig at SOAS after refusing to sign a " behavioural agreement ". The agreement sought to bind him to a "no racism , sexism and transphobia " show. That's the entire repertoire down the shitter in one go then - what other forms of humour are there? The Students Union leadership apologised and reaffirmed their belief in freedom of speech. I hope the tiger cock eaters and n-worders look forward to their Bernard Manning show film. The Cunts If I may, it is Cuntstand the Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Queefer said: Comedian Konstantin Kisin ( I hope his middle name begins with K ) is a fairly unfunny Russian British cunt who has turned down a gig at SOAS after refusing to sign a " behavioural agreement ". The agreement sought to bind him to a "no racism , sexism and transphobia " show. That's the entire repertoire down the shitter in one go then - what other forms of humour are there? The Students Union leadership apologised and reaffirmed their belief in freedom of speech. I hope the tiger cock eaters and n-worders look forward to their Bernard Manning show film. The Cunts Good nomination. Look at the majority of black comedians, and a vast amount of their material is taking the piss out of white people, 'dey walk funny, dey can't dance, dey wimmin prefer da brudda's' but they aren't racist. Only white cunts can be racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good nomination. Look at the majority of black comedians, and a vast amount of their material is taking the piss out of white people, 'dey walk funny, dey can't dance, dey wimmin prefer da brudda's' but they aren't racist. Only white cunts can be racist. Correct. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Correct. Idiot. Ridiculous little spick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ridiculous little spick. Don't you mean PRICK? Miserable, greasy bum bashing greek fucking prick...abbreviated to Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, Frank said: I don’t mean nothing by it, eric, but you do cut a very, very sad figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 Opening at the School of Oriental and African Studies with an expletive-ridden joke about Tiger Woods cross-dressing is probably off the table, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Opening at the School of Oriental and African Studies with an expletive-ridden joke about Tiger Woods cross-dressing is probably off the table, then. Black fella walks into his doctors surgery with a parrot on his shoulder. "Where'd you get that?" Asks the doctor, "Africa, there's fuckin millions of 'em", replies the parrot. RIP Bernard Manning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Black fella walks into his doctors surgery with a parrot on his shoulder. "Where'd you get that?" Asks the doctor, "Africa, there's fuckin millions of 'em", replies the parrot. RIP Bernard Manning. I remember one when he was doing a gig in a pub and there was a girl in the audience/pub wearing glasses and he said something like " i've always wanted to shag a bird with glasses", then went to the girl next to her and said " can i put them on you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Black fella walks into his doctors surgery with a parrot on his shoulder. "Where'd you get that?" Asks the doctor, "Africa, there's fuckin millions of 'em", replies the parrot. RIP Bernard Manning. What's the difference between a naked White woman and a naked Black woman? One's on the front cover of Playboy, and the others on the front cover of National Geographic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I remember one when he was doing a gig in a pub and there was a girl in the audience/pub wearing glasses and he said something like " i've always wanted to shag a bird with glasses", then went to the girl next to her and said " can i put them on you". I dunno about glasses, but Pen shags herself with a bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I remember one when he was doing a gig in a pub and there was a girl in the audience/pub wearing glasses and he said something like " i've always wanted to shag a bird with glasses", then went to the girl next to her and said " can i put them on you". Fucking hell - everyone in the pub must have been absolutely rolling around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Fucking hell - everyone in the pub must have been absolutely rolling around! I get the distinct impression this comment was only posted as some form of ambush, Ape... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Fucking hell - everyone in the pub must have been absolutely rolling around! You can picture his local, can't you. Him with a straw in a bottle of PEPSI, and gawping at the grown-ups through the window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Fucking hell - everyone in the pub must have been absolutely rolling around! I meant it was on tv but his gig was in a pub, i wasn't there obviously. I bet Alan Carr is more your cup of tea lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I meant it was on tv but his gig was in a pub, i wasn't there obviously. I bet Alan Carr is more your cup of tea lol lol Jerry Sadowitz would be the comedian who best represents the spirit of the corner. The cunt won't let his material be posted on YouTube though.. @Cuntybaws, any dubiously obtained footage to share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jerry Sadowitz would be the comedian who best represents the spirit of the corner. The cunt won't let his material be posted on YouTube though.. @Cuntybaws, any dubiously obtained footage to share? I hadn't heard of him so i just looked him up, apparently he outed Jimmy Savile as a paedo in 1987 and considered Bernard Manning as the good cop to his bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 Just now, EreptileDysfunction said: I hadn't heard of him so i just looked him up, apparently he outed Jimmy Savile as a paedo in 1987 and considered Bernard Manning as the good cop to his bad. That's the very fella. he was famously shot at by an audience member, when he walked on stage at the Montreal comedy festival and greeted the predominantly Canadian crowd with; "GOOD EVENING MOOSE-FUCKERS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jerry Sadowitz would be the comedian who best represents the spirit of the corner. The cunt won't let his material be posted on YouTube though.. @Cuntybaws, any dubiously obtained footage to share? https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=jerry+sadowitz+interview&&view=detail&mid=5F73A421572551B611CF5F73A421572551B611CF&&FORM=VRDGAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the very fella. he was famously shot at by an audience member, when he walked on stage at the Montreal comedy festival and greeted the predominantly Canadian crowd with; "GOOD EVENING MOOSE-FUCKERS!" Noice! He isn't the one who did that Hickory- dickory -dock routine by any chance is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 Just now, EreptileDysfunction said: Noice! He isn't the one who did that Hickory- dickory -dock routine by any chance is he? Dunno, Baws is the authority on Jerry Sadowitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jerry Sadowitz would be the comedian who best represents the spirit of the corner. The cunt won't let his material be posted on YouTube though.. @Cuntybaws, any dubiously obtained footage to share? Only in my head, I'm afraid, and even my usually reliable memory loses track because there are just too many "cunts" and "fucks" to process. I do recall actually wincing at his Grenfell Tower jokes during last year's UK tour, that's how good they were. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Noice! He isn't the one who did that Hickory- dickory -dock routine by any chance is he? Andrew Dice Clay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Andrew Dice Clay. Jack Spratt could eat no fat, His wife could eat no lean, so Jack ignored her flabby cunt, and licked her arsehole clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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