Jiggerycock Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Booked a table at this shrine to incompetence months ahead of my daughters 16th birthday, with specific instructions that we (the bank of Mum and Dad) would settle up at the end of the evening, when we returned to pick up the Birthday Girl and her friends. Fiasco #1 - No table had been reserved. Luckily one was cleaned up and made serviceable, so down they all sat, instruction re the settling of the bill were re-iterated and off went Mum and Dad. Fiasco #2 - Go on, have a guess? Yup, my daughter was asked to pay up before her parties' food could be served. Happily there was an adult present who was able to proffer a card to cover things but, rather like Joe Pesci's character in 'Goodfellas', I felt totally embarrassed about this on hearing about it afterwards - unlike Joe Pesci's character in 'Goodfellas' I couldn't 'whack' anybody as comeuppance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Cheeky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Booked a table at this shrine to incompetence months ahead of my daughters 16th birthday, with specific instructions that we (the bank of Mum and Dad) would settle up at the end of the evening, when we returned to pick up the Birthday Girl and her friends. Fiasco #1 - No table had been reserved. Luckily one was cleaned up and made serviceable, so down they all sat, instruction re the settling of the bill were re-iterated and off went Mum and Dad. Fiasco #2 - Go on, have a guess? Yup, my daughter was asked to pay up before her parties' food could be served. Happily there was an adult present who was able to proffer a card to cover things but, rather like Joe Pesci's character in 'Goodfellas', I felt totally embarrassed about this on hearing about it afterwards - unlike Joe Pesci's character in 'Goodfellas' I couldn't 'whack' anybody as comeuppance. Spooky - I had a very similar experience in Bella Italia for my daughters 15th birthday earlier this year. However, there was no adult present, so I had to sort it over the ‘phone. Stupid cunts were made aware of the arrangements, like you, before me and Mrs Ape departed. Fucking morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Without wish to sound like Punkers,If you will eat in such shit establishments what the fuck do you expect.I prefer to pay for quality rather than quantity,I know it all goes to make a turd but at leat my turds got quinoa in it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 You can't beat a sausage and fried onion stick from a mobile burger van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You can't beat a sausage and fried onion stick from a mobile burger van. There's more homo-eroticism in this single sentence than a man can handle Authoritah. You'll be serving caramel doughnuts at your coming out party I presume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: There's more homo-eroticism in this single sentence than a man can handle Authoritah. You'll be serving caramel doughnuts at your coming out party I presume? Uncanny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Booked a table at this shrine to incompetence months ahead of my daughters 16th birthday, with specific instructions that we (the bank of Mum and Dad) would settle up at the end of the evening, when we returned to pick up the Birthday Girl and her friends. Fiasco #1 - No table had been reserved. Luckily one was cleaned up and made serviceable, so down they all sat, instruction re the settling of the bill were re-iterated and off went Mum and Dad. Fiasco #2 - Go on, have a guess? Yup, my daughter was asked to pay up before her parties' food could be served. Happily there was an adult present who was able to proffer a card to cover things but, rather like Joe Pesci's character in 'Goodfellas', I felt totally embarrassed about this on hearing about it afterwards - unlike Joe Pesci's character in 'Goodfellas' I couldn't 'whack' anybody as comeuppance. A mysterious grease fire might help extinguish the embers of your anger, jiggers. @Eric Cuntman I'll be watching you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Booked a table at this shrine to incompetence months ahead of my daughters 16th birthday, with specific instructions that we (the bank of Mum and Dad) would settle up at the end of the evening, when we returned to pick up the Birthday Girl and her friends. Fiasco #1 - No table had been reserved. Luckily one was cleaned up and made serviceable, so down they all sat, instruction re the settling of the bill were re-iterated and off went Mum and Dad. Fiasco #2 - Go on, have a guess? Yup, my daughter was asked to pay up before her parties' food could be served. Happily there was an adult present who was able to proffer a card to cover things but, rather like Joe Pesci's character in 'Goodfellas', I felt totally embarrassed about this on hearing about it afterwards - unlike Joe Pesci's character in 'Goodfellas' I couldn't 'whack' anybody as comeuppance. Nandos.....oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 I thought that these cunts were shutting up shop because of Brexit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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