Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 I am in Ludlow, not seen anything like this in a while. Every other cunt at least 90 and walking doubled up on a walking frame It needs a visit from reaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 I'll raise you a Harrogate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: I am in Ludlow, not seen anything like this in a while. Every other cunt at least 90 and walking doubled up on a walking frame It needs a visit from reaper. Get yourself down to the racecourse pronto. Fancy Subway Surf in the 3.25 - anything bgger than 4/1 is a steal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Every other cunt at least 90 and walking doubled up on a walking frame I imagine you probably feel like how I felt when I last went to Newquay, melancholy memories of your youth stirred by being surrounded by younger, more vital people. You decrepit old bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 Ludlow, a charming little place. Makes the mass graves of Auschwitz seem warm and welcoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Ludlow, a charming little place. Makes the mass graves of Auschwitz seem warm and welcoming. I've wanked off in both of those places - they were equally pleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I've wanked off in both of those places - they were equally pleasant. Did you receive more objection in Ludlow or Auschwitz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Did you receive more objection in Ludlow or Auschwitz? None of the cunts in Auschwitz were in any position to argue. The Luddites were just happy for the show... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: None of the cunts in Auschwitz were in any position to argue. The Luddites were just happy for the show... I thought they might be a bit shy about speaking out of turn. The Luddines however, I figure they be throwing their dentures out at the very sight of an erection that didn't need vacuum devices or iron works for support. Those old cunts are dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 33 minutes ago, Roadkill said: None of the cunts in Auschwitz were in any position to argue. The Luddites were just happy for the show... I once fucked Kylie Minogue in a public place. And I can tell you 2 things. 1) she lets you do absolutely anything to her. 2) The staff at Madame Tussaud's have fuck all sense of humour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Get yourself down to the racecourse pronto. Fancy Subway Surf in the 3.25 - anything bgger than 4/1 is a steal. BOOM! GERRINYAHFUCKAH!!!! Belated Christmas present to you cunts, courtesy of old Jiggers (aka 'The Man The Bookies Fear') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 Not a lot of good to me at half fucking four is it you cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 40 minutes ago, Neil said: Not a lot of good to me at half fucking four is it you cunt? Snooze you lose, you bone-idle bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Snooze you lose, you bone-idle bastard! Neil's bone is never idle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Neil's bone is never idle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 4 hours ago, Decimus said: I imagine you probably feel like how I felt when I last went to Newquay, melancholy memories of your youth stirred by being surrounded by younger, more vital people. You decrepit old bag. Get fucked you are finished here webley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 40 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Get fucked you are finished here webley. I have been, still am, and always will be, the best one on here. Shove your Werther's up your mutilated sex changed cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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