Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: They do their best work applying burn cremes and digging out of rubble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Why the fuck are the total bellends still brandishing a weapon from about 1100 AD? they were the same in the war it would be like the brits charging into battle in WWII still using fucking longswords, broadswords and claymores etc. Probably still abiding by some bullshit ancient bushido code or something. Grow up you little dick pretend tough guy cunts. More to the point, the silly wanker paid 2.5 million just so he could have a sword fight with a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: More to the point, the silly wanker paid 2.5 million just so he could have a sword fight with a fish. It's not like they even gave the fish a Katana to make it a fair fight either! The fat little shit should be dangled by his feet over a large tank of Megalodon sharks with bits of chum attached to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Somewhat relevant lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 5 hours ago, Decimus said: A bluefin tuna has just been sold for a staggering £2.5 million in Tokyo. They must have seen him coming, even with their slitty little eyes. Camberwell Gypsy flogs her tuna stinking knickers to perverted Japanese tourists for only a few quid at Billingsgate fish market. Lol Fuck off. I thought that you were fond of a bit of fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 I'm appalled that after two pages of this, nobody has even thought to mention roops and haddockgate. Shame on you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Remember the war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said: It's not like they even gave the fish a Katana to make it a fair fight either! The fat little shit should be dangled by his feet over a large tank of Megalodon sharks with bits of chum attached to him. Let's keep this in the realm of reality. Megalodon is extinct, gone for good. Great Whites are easily dispatched by a clever Orca and quite frankly, the whole Jaws fear has been done to death. Bull sharks on the other hand, still have some fear value, as they can survive in fresh water, and they are much more aggressive species with measured higher levels of testosterone than the Great White or Tiger. There would be no pleasure in watching the entitled little slant just disappear into a giant cavern with teeth...the Meg would only chomp down on itself. The bulls would shred the cunt, tear him apart joint by joint after a brutal first bite attack and lots of blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Let's keep this in the realm of reality. Megalodon is extinct, gone for good. Great Whites are easily dispatched by a clever Orca and quite frankly, the whole Jaws fear has been done to death. Bull sharks on the other hand, still have some fear value, as they can survive in fresh water, and they are much more aggressive species with measured higher levels of testosterone than the Great White or Tiger. There would be no pleasure in watching the entitled little slant just disappear into a giant cavern with teeth...the Meg would only chomp down on itself. The bulls would shred the cunt, tear him apart joint by joint after a brutal first bite attack and lots of blood. I was just being daft with the Megalodon thing but there was a good video on youtube a few years ago with millions of views which seems to have mysteriously disappeared, of some people on a boat out in the ocean and an absolutely enormous grey shark bigger than a Basking shark or Whale shark(different shape too) cruising past their boat. It was genuine footage too and not a hoax as you can spot a fake a mile away. Also there was a genuine photo of one of the "black demon sharks" of mexico caught and on a fishing boat on google images which i can't seem to find either. The thing looked twice the size of the animatronic shark used in jaws, not saying they were Megalodon or anything but the were still interesting nonetheless. https://cdn00.vidyomani.com/c/5/4/4/black-demon-shark-caught-on-tape-up-close-footage-by-scared-fisherman-discovery-megalodon/index.html Edited January 5, 2019 by Erroreptile404 @ 00.43 different video but still huge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 10 hours ago, Decimus said: A bluefin tuna has just been sold for a staggering £2.5 million in Tokyo. They must have seen him coming, even with their slitty little eyes. Camberwell Gypsy flogs her tuna stinking knickers to perverted Japanese tourists for only a few quid at Billingsgate fish market. Lol Fuck off. I heard the story of when you were playing golf with a Japanese businessman, Prof No Kan-Doo. You tee'd off and asked him what he thought of your tee shot, to which he replied that he liked the colour but the arms were too short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I heard the story of when you were playing golf with a Japanese businessman, Prof No Kan-Doo. You tee'd off and asked him what he thought of your tee shot, to which he replied that he liked the colour but the arms were too short. I can't see Decs offering a like or support for this one Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 6 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Why the fuck are the total bellends still brandishing a weapon from about 1100 AD? . It a Maguro bocho, a specialised tuna butchery knife. In Japan every mundane activity is long winded and done very precisely, preferably with a bit of pedantic ceremony from banging a drum to making a cuppa tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: It a Maguro bocho, a specialised tuna butchery knife. In Japan every mundane activity is long winded and done very precisely, preferably with a bit of pedantic ceremony from banging a drum to making a cuppa tea. The devious little cunts do enjoy their ceremonies, don't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The devious little cunts do enjoy their ceremonies, don't they? Fuckers spend all of their time kneeling instead of using proper chairs, too. Probably good to get used to being at cock height in such a twisted culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The devious little cunts do enjoy their ceremonies, don't they? The little cunts are now back to bumping off whales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 24 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: It a Maguro bocho, a specialised tuna butchery knife. In Japan every mundane activity is long winded and done very precisely, preferably with a bit of pedantic ceremony from banging a drum to making a cuppa tea. In my defence i initially thought it might be some sort of tool but the thing does look uncannily like a Katana, the fucker even has a hilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The little cunts are now back to bumping off whales. The norwegians still do that shit as well but the fuckers use explosive harpoons apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I heard the story of when you were playing golf with a Japanese businessman, Prof No Kan-Doo. You tee'd off and asked him what he thought of your tee shot, to which he replied that he liked the colour but the arms were too short. If your knees were any further up Mother Brown, you'd be symbiotic. Now flog your pebble dashed Primark gussets and shut your fucking mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: If your knees were any further up Mother Brown, you'd be symbiotic. Now flog your pebble dashed Primark gussets and shut your fucking mouth. Rattled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Rattled Dance with me, you fucking Turk loving whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Dance with me, you fucking Turk loving whore. Is that Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Frank? The only time I ever want to hear that phrase again is at a seance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Frank? The still photo should answer that question. Are either of them gangling, emaciated, greasy unshaven AIDS ravaged homo's? Not Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only time I ever want to hear that phrase again is at a seance. He is like Keith Richard; he cannot be killed with conventional weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The still photo should answer that question. Are either of them gangling, emaciated, greasy unshaven AIDS ravaged homo's? Not Frank. The video looks like it's from the 50s so Frank would be much younger. Late 40s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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