King Billy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Here you go. Have 10 on me. Eyy upp lad it’s a giant licorice allsort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Even if it is coal-smoke & trawling-boats crude oil. More jet-skis, powerboats and yachts round here 😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: More jet-skis, powerboats and yachts round here 😋 Are you a Lake Boy in a wet-suit. The fucking paddler of Buttermere, or a fucking Basilisk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that your whippet shitting in next doors garden? Is that a massive ferret down the front of your corduroy pants or are you just pleased to see me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 20 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Nope, you'll just have to wonder. I'm not embarrassed at all i just don't want some closeted, ignorant eel munching wanker like yourself trying to rally your little bum chums to try and dox me. Sounds like you're scared of a bunch of shandy drinking southern fairies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: More jet-skis, powerboats and yachts round here 😋 Did your uncle win them on Bullseye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Are you a Lake Boy in a wet-suit. The fucking paddler of Buttermere? No there's this thing called an ocean, are you one of those people off Bullseye who wins a speedboat despite living 300 miles away from the nearest bit of sea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: More jet-skis, powerboats and yachts round here 😋 How do you find the 1982 Datsun Bluebird.? I bet all the other drivers on your office are well jell Abdul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Erroreptile404 said: No there's this thing called an ocean, are you one of those people off Bullseye who wins a speedboat despite living 300 miles away from the nearest bit of sea? It's no secret that I currently live right next to the sea and a good one at that. It's also no secret that I have more than one house. Mind you, I only achieved this by living in the affluent parts of England, and not up North. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 22 minutes ago, ratcum said: If you could ass fuck nuns as part of a tag team, I'd actually turn up for training. Who would sponsor such an august league? The Catholic Herald? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: How do you find the 1982 Datsun Bluebird.? I bet all the other drivers on your office are well jell Abdul I prefer Nissan Skyline GTRs myself personally. Probably a bit out of your price range though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Erroreptile404 said: I prefer Nissan Skyline GTRs myself personally. Probably a bit out of your price range though. Yeh that’s right mate I had a R33 ten years ago. You’ve probably got half of it now, pop riveted to half a Mk. 3 Escort 1.3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It's no secret that I currently live right next to the sea and a good one at that. It's also no secret that I have more than one house. Mind you, I only achieved this by living in the affluent parts of England, and not up North. Are you sure your sea isn't just a southern england sewage outlet with seagulls floating dead on their backs from radiation poisoning? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Yeh that’s right mate I had a R33 ten years ago. You’ve probably got half of it now, pop riveted to half a Mk. 3 Escort 1.3 I bet it wasn't even a GTR probably a GTST that cost £2500... wanker. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: I bet it wasn't even a GTR probably a GTST that cost £2500... wanker. lol Can you make out the rear badge on that poster on your bedroom wall?. You must have the top bunk. Your big brother must reek of piss every morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Some clever cunt has kept count; apparently there's been 36 resignations from the Government in the last 12 months. There hasn't been this many resignations since a concerted grassing to matron campaign, led Judge to be installed as Chaircunt of the residents committee at the South London Home For The Terminally Aggrieved (poof's wing). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Is that a massive ferret down the front of your corduroy pants or are you just pleased to see me? I'm not a northerner so I dont shove animals down my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Here you go. Have 10 on me. Reported for being in breach of Rule 9. Bang out of order for posting a pic of Spunker's double-ended butt plug, Jizzer. Fucking shameful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Reported for being in breach of Rule 9. Bang out of order for posting a pic of Spunker's double-ended butt plug, Jizzer. Fucking shameful. Reported for knowing what the fuck Rule 9 is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Reported for knowing what the fuck Rule 9 is. Interesting that you reported me for knowing what Rule 9 is, but don't bat a fucking eyelid to me apparently recognising a double-ended butt plug. I can only assume that double-ended butt plugs are normal in your world. Anyhow, I'm reporting you for naming yourself after a brand of shoe polish. You racist cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 8 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: I hope my comments about house sizes and garages and how poverty stricken the south is don't make you have have nightmares and wake up in a cold sweat tonight lol. I think my uncle's cars cost more than your house. Oh yeah £7.29 is below minimum wage 😘 😎 I bow to your superior knowledge on the minimum wage, you menial, burger flipping cretin. As for the rest, were you dropped on your head inside your tin bath? Or was your brain partially destroyed by some childhood disease picked up from your uncle's ferrets? It's perfectly clear to anyone who doesn't think that owning an inside toilet is the epitome of culture, that the south is by all measures superior to the north. The wages are higher, the standard of living is higher, the life expectancy is longer, there's more domestic and foreign investment, less childhood poverty, and fewer roving gangs of Asian taxi drivers sexually abusing children. You are, without doubt, the most staggeringly thick, obtuse fucking cunt I've ever had to the displeasure to encounter on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 8 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Oh yeah £7.29 is below minimum wage 😘 😎 Being a northerner, you'd know that better than us. Such information is of little use down here in civilisation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 minute ago, scotty said: Being a northerner, you'd know that better than us. Such information is of little use down here in civilisation. £7.29 ! I pay more for a Blue Mountain Latte... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: £7.29 ! I pay more for a Blue Mountain Latte... Do you pronounce it as "Lartay"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 Nerds arguing and bragging about who is richer than who. Classic Internet cockwaving behaviour where, fortunately, nobody has to show their little winkle. There’s a PhD in it for somebody somewhere. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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