ratcum Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop being normal. It's weird. You're right Authoritah. My mate said the same thing when his dad bought the farm and I was nice to him. You simple gill slurp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 Artists impression of the rebuilt cathedral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 On 15/04/2019 at 23:00, Frank said: Jazz’s noxious son was in a wheelchair for over sixteen years. His only impediment these days is a slight lisp, a wet fuck for a father and a weak hand shake. You aspire to be Evángelos, don't you? The thing is, he weighs about 20 stone, so I reckon you'd need to put on another 15 to achieve the facial complex at least. You skinny little wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 On 18/04/2019 at 19:49, Earl of Punkape said: Who the fuck are you? Explain yourself. Are you a homosexual? I bet you wish i was an arse-surfer...you little stack of slash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 On 24/04/2019 at 16:25, Wolfie said: You aspire to be Evángelos, don't you? The thing is, he weighs about 20 stone, so I reckon you'd need to put on another 15 to achieve the facial complex at least. You skinny little wanker. His ongoing battles with cancer and AIDS will prevent him from gaining that much weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: His ongoing battles with cancer and AIDS will prevent him from gaining that much weight. And Vangelis's ongoing battle with kebabs and filo pastry will prevent him from meeting frank halfway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And Vangelis's ongoing battle with kebabs and filo pastry will prevent him from meeting frank halfway. I'm out of likes...any post referring to Frank's demise deserves several. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 6 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I bet you wish i was an arse-surfer...you little stack of slash. It’s true ! You’re a drongo as well. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 The leader board is the principle cause of 90% of the shut posts on here. It causes far too many Brown nosing posts that are simply made to generate likes and allow a close clique of otherwise sad and lonely cunts to sniff each other's bottoms and to go crying to teacher when some more deserving cunt gets a place on the board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 On 16/04/2019 at 08:49, Alfie Noakes said: Not on the defunct and bankrupt NHS. It is only until my ankle sets then up and about on crutches. Nothing to see here. The NHS actually functions quite well as a on demand medical service. It is far from perfect but it has also meant that o retain some vision and have not suffered or died because of not being able afford insulin. I don't think that they have ever provided free wheelchairs for short term injuries such as yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 I would suggest that a £20 is made for people requesting appointments for trivial day to day illness such as colds and flue etc. A special focus should be also made on discouraging elderly but otherwise healthy people from clogging up waiting rooms and appointments needlessly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 4 hours ago, The Guard said: The leader board is the principle cause of 90% of the shut posts on here. It causes far too many Brown nosing posts that are simply made to generate likes and allow a close clique of otherwise sad and lonely cunts to sniff each other's bottoms and to go crying to teacher when some more deserving cunt gets a place on the board. You stupid fucking cunt. You can't even make friend in cyberspace. Drink bleach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You stupid fucking cunt. You can't even make friend in cyberspace. Drink bleach I don't seek friends in cyberspace stubby .. how can you be friends with people who are not real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 5 hours ago, The Guard said: The NHS actually functions quite well as a on demand medical service. It is far from perfect but it has also meant that o retain some vision and have not suffered or died because of not being able afford insulin. I don't think that they have ever provided free wheelchairs for short term injuries such as yours. I didn't ask for or expect one, I borrowed an elderly relative's stand by chair. It is not the NHS's fault that they have been under funded and poorly managed for several decades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 48 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You stupid fucking cunt. You can't even make friend in cyberspace. Drink bleach That one gets 2 likes, Stubbs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 6 hours ago, The Guard said: The leader board is the principle cause of 90% of the shut posts on here. It causes far too many Brown nosing posts that are simply made to generate likes and allow a close clique of otherwise sad and lonely cunts to sniff each other's bottoms and to go crying to teacher when some more deserving cunt gets a place on the board. Still peeved you can't get on it then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: I don't seek friends in cyberspace stubby .. how can you be friends with people who are not real? I'm real, I went for a shit earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 The cunts here a REAL....very real cunts!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 On 26/04/2019 at 06:54, Earl of Punkape said: It’s true ! You’re a drongo as well. lol. Drinking dick-puke is going to your insufficient brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 This site has become like watching a loved one succumb to mental illness or dementia. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: This site has become like watching a loved one succumb to mental illness or dementia. Shit. Are you up and about again yet Alfie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 54 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Are you up and about again yet Alfie? Taking light excercise with a stick to help me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Taking light excercise with a stick to help me. Have you had a hip replacement? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Have you had a hip replacement? lol. No I broke my ankle a while back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 7 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Taking light excercise with a stick to help me. I do find a stick useful to beat people off with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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