Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 (edited) Notre Dame burns vigorously, perhaps God doesn't like Cathedrals. Edited April 15, 2019 by Alfie Noakes Fuck off frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: So Notre Dame burns vigorously, perhaps God doesn't like Cathedrals. It's far more likely that He doesn't like the French, and who can fucking blame Him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: ...perhaps God doesn't like Cathedrals. Who? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Total fucks given = 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: So Notre Dame burns vigorously, perhaps God doesn't like Cathedrals. I do hope some paedophile priests got burnt dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 The only tragedy is that it was empty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Hope Quasimodo got out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 (edited) I hope Cuntwad was on one of her educational tours of European cathedrals. Edited April 15, 2019 by Ollyboro Reference to H***** ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Just now, Ollyboro said: Hope Quasimodo got out in one piece. Not a bad bloke for a deaf, French nutter. On the other hand, I hope Cuntwad was on one of her educational tours of European cathedrals. I hope Frank and Withers are in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 What a coincidence, I had French Fries for tea and I burnt them,God works in mysterious ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I do hope some paedophile priests got burnt dead. Look for black smoke at the Vatican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 24 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: So Notre Dame burns vigorously, perhaps God doesn't like Cathedrals. Notre Dame will be rebuilt and it’s congregation will return. You will end up in Hell with Elton John and David Furnish. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 I sure hope Quasimodo made it out. That's the only redeeming quality to that heap of shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I hope Frank and Withers are in there. There were reports that a cadaverous figure wearing cream coloured chinos, boating shoes and an ill-fitting wig, was seen limping from the scene. So think what you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Notre Dame will be rebuilt and it’s congregation will return. You will end up in Hell with Elton John and David Furnish. Lol. What a waste of money that would be. Spend it on the poor not some ridiculous unnecessary edifice. It is an offence to the supposed teachings of humility and poverty of Jesus, why does your god require such a vane excercise of mans supposed devotion? Hell looks like fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: What a waste of money that would be. Spend it on the poor not some ridiculous unnecessary edifice. It is an offence to the supposed teachings of humility and poverty of Jesus, why does your god require such a vane excercise of mans supposed devotion? Hell looks like fun! You should be condemning the contractors for restoration work at Notre Dame who left the curry on the stove... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There were reports that a cadaverous figure wearing cream coloured chinos, boating shoes and an ill-fitting wig, was seen limping from the scene. So think what you will. That sounds like KFCs new online version of colonel Sanders. He dresses like frank, has a CGI model as a girlfriend and is "living the life" I hope Sanders surviving relatives sue the shit out of KFC for turning their grandad into a disgusting hipster faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You should be condemning the contractors for restoration work at Notre Dame who left the curry on the stove... Dodgy electricians probably. French wiring is very scary compared to ours. God should have sent rain or worked on guiding the hands of the "brave" (they are French) firefighters a bit better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 26 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I hope Frank and Withers are in there. Alfie, I burned through my likes (see what I did there). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There were reports that a cadaverous figure wearing cream coloured chinos, boating shoes and an ill-fitting wig, was seen limping from the scene. So think what you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That sounds like KFCs new online version of colonel Sanders. He dresses like frank, has a CGI model as a girlfriend and is "living the life" I hope Sanders surviving relatives sue the shit out of KFC for turning their grandad into a disgusting hipster faggot. That is cadaver girlfriend insemination? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 The other potential silver lining in this is the UK may be out of Europe by the time the lazy arse French get round to rebuilding and therefore won't be expected to cough up any Euros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That sounds like KFCs new online version of colonel Sanders. He dresses like frank, has a CGI model as a girlfriend and is "living the life" I hope Sanders surviving relatives sue the shit out of KFC for turning their grandad into a disgusting hipster faggot. Did the colonel have a twin called Rolf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 38 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Look for black smoke at the Vatican. Hopefully the fire will spread that far, consuming everything in between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 I have never had a nom go hot so quick before, well ever actually! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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