Stubby Pecker Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: I don't trust his arse Stub. He might be one of these sentient cervixes that have been cropping up recently. Israeli I think. Doubtful old bean, however, it would be a waste of good bleach should the suspiciously named "billy" decide start chugging the demestos Never mind this shite, what's your take of the Merchant Ivory remake "womb with view"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I don't trust his arse Stub. He might be one of these sentient cervixes that have been cropping up recently. Israeli I think. Arbeit macht frei mein Fuhrer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 I let my phone run out of charge yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 On 03/05/2019 at 14:12, The Guard said: You heading this way Stubby? There's a bridge by Tiverton Parkway Station .. I can wave at you from it. Yeah Wave goodbye and then jump off underneath the next Intercity express 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 40 minutes ago, The Guard said: I let my phone run out of charge yesterday. CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 45 minutes ago, The Guard said: I let my phone run out of charge yesterday. Pity it wasn't your heart 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Pity it wasn't your heart Or your liver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: CUNT 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Pity it wasn't your heart Why two posts Little Willy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 minute ago, The Guard said: Why two posts Little Willy? First and second class. And it’s Billy to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: I let my phone run out of charge yesterday. For the better of the Corner and humanity in general, I suggest you end your phone contract, broadband and life, in no specific order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: For the better of the Corner and humanity in general, I suggest you end your phone contract, broadband and life, in no specific order. He’s on pay as you go. His internet is dial up and his life is single cell amoeba category. Time to step things up a couple of gears Pen. Your holding civilisation back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 22 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: For the better of the Corner and humanity in general, I suggest you end your phone contract, broadband and life, in no specific order. It would appear that yourself and Little Willy have both run out of charge .. time to plug yourselve into a power socket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 minute ago, The Guard said: It would appear that yourself and Little Willy have both run out of charge .. time to plug yourselve into a power socket In the Dave Courtney nom you slightly redeemed yourself for 30 seconds, on second thoughts. No! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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