camberwell gypsy Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Sick to death of these fucking arsehats. "Ooh can I just use your phone, I've only got 1% power left" "Sorry I would have text you to let you know I'd be late but my phones ran out of power". If I'm going anywhere, I make sure I've charged my phone. I mean, how can I slag Frank off on CC if my phones lost power. Lol fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 I'm entirely with you on this Gypo. It's exactly the same with fuckin diabetics. "Ooh I've run out of insulin, can I have some of yours?" No fuck off and die in a gloopy syrup of your own glucose. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Generally they're the same stupid cunts that don't consider that switching off Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, location, Mobile data and turning the volume & brightness down a tad may just give them enough power to perform the vital task of updating their FaecesBook profile. But what really gets my blood boiling are the cunts that carry their chargers with them and think it's their right to plug it into any vacant socket in the Wetherspoons. Cheeky fucking wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 27 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Generally they're the same stupid cunts that don't consider that switching off Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, location, Mobile data and turning the volume & brightness down a tad may just give them enough power to perform the vital task of updating their FaecesBook profile. But what really gets my blood boiling are the cunts that carry their chargers with them and think it's their right to plug it into any vacant socket in the Wetherspoons. Cheeky fucking wankers. NEVER MIND ALL THAT FUCKING SHIT, DREW, YOU OLD CUNT, WE'RE GOING UP!!!!!! OTBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 (edited) That's all we fucking need. A load of Premier League irons descending on the City next year when we've got enough fat, gay chavvy scum already. Edited April 27, 2019 by Cunty BigBollox Are you at the match? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: NEVER MIND ALL THAT FUCKING SHIT, DREW, YOU OLD CUNT, WE'RE GOING UP!!!!!! OTBC. I see the tractor boys have got themselves out of that division as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see the tractor boys have got themselves out of that division as well You're a woman aren't you? What the fuck do you know about football? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see the tractor boys have got themselves out of that division as well They're not the Tractor Boys, they're The Scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 53 minutes ago, Decimus said: NEVER MIND ALL THAT FUCKING SHIT, DREW, YOU OLD CUNT, WE'RE GOING UP!!!!!! OTBC. Kick off, throw it in, have a little scrimmage, Keep it low, a splendid rush, bravo, win or die; On the ball, City, never mind the danger, Steady on, now’s your chance, Hurrah! We're in the fucking Premier League! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 20 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Kick off, throw it in, have a little scrimmage, Keep it low, a splendid rush, bravo, win or die; On the ball, City, never mind the danger, Steady on, now’s your chance, Hurrah! We're in the fucking Premier League! "LETZ BEEEE 'AVIN YAHHH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 48 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You're a woman aren't you? What the fuck do you know about football? Drew, you daft soppy cunt. Gypo is packing the kind of swinging middle leg that would put mandingo to shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Generally they're the same stupid cunts that don't consider that switching off Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, location, Mobile data and turning the volume & brightness down a tad may just give them enough power to perform the vital task of updating their FaecesBook profile. But what really gets my blood boiling are the cunts that carry their chargers with them and think it's their right to plug it into any vacant socket in the Wetherspoons. Cheeky fucking wankers. I'm with you on the Bluetooth, wi-fi and mobile data, but as you get older volume and contrast make the difference between seeing "therapist" and "the Rapiist" on your screen. I won't go into into the hearing complications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: "LETZ BEEEE 'AVIN YAHHH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: That man has a tiny velociraptor on the top of his head, and the palomino is wearing a paper doily. What is this perverse, Down syndrome fuckery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Generally they're the same stupid cunts that don't consider that switching off Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, location, Mobile data and turning the volume & brightness down a tad may just give them enough power to perform the vital task of updating their FaecesBook profile. But what really gets my blood boiling are the cunts that carry their chargers with them and think it's their right to plug it into any vacant socket in the Wetherspoons. Cheeky fucking wankers. Your wisdom knows no bounds! It’s no surprise you paid off your mortgage at the age of 36, 13 years ago. And how dare people steal a couple of watt-hours from Wetherspoons while they line the pockets of that disheveled tosser Tim Martin? Cheeky fucking wankers! I bet you have a deep-discharge rota in you hovel, stuck on the side of your alcohol storage facility, to keep your phone battery at peak performance so you can feel smug about just how much capacity you have at the end of the day. You absolute fucking bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 3 hours ago, DrCunt said: Kick off, throw it in, have a little scrimmage, Keep it low, a splendid rush, bravo, win or die; On the ball, City, never mind the danger, Steady on, now’s your chance, Hurrah! We're in the fucking Premier League! Officially now the shittest fucking song in the premiership. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Roger Federer......the cocaine years 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 7 hours ago, Ape said: And how dare people steal a couple of watt-hours from Wetherspoons while they line the pockets of that disheveled tosser Tim Martin? Cheeky fucking wankers! The start of the solution is recognising the problem, and I see you do refer to it as exactly what it is. STEALING. Did you vote Leave, by any chance? Best not to fill your water bottle from the font when you're forgiving your sins at church this morning. That's stealing too even under the guise of religion. Can I enquire as to whether you are extremely rattled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The start of the solution is recognising the problem, and I see you do refer to it as exactly what it is. STEALING. Did you vote Leave, by any chance? Best not to fill your water bottle from the font when you're forgiving your sins at church this morning. That's stealing too even under the guise of religion. Can I enquire as to whether you are extremely rattled? Next time you’re In Wetherspoons, drinking yourself into oblivion whilst keeping a close eye on the power usage of your phone, and you see someone “stealing” a tiny, insignificant amount of electricity to charge their ‘phone, why not report them to the management? Just go to the bar, ask to speak to the manager and grass the “thieves” up. What do you think they would do once made aware of this heinous crime? Kick them out? Ban them? No, they wouldn’t give a fuck. And if they don’t give a fuck, why should you? Why not write a strongly worded letter to the lead singer of Echo And The Bunnymen about it? Idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 I'll take that as a "Yes sir, I am extremely rattled" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'll take that as a "Yes sir, I am extremely rattled" Why does me thinking you’re a fucking idiot and openly taking the piss out of your mobile phone power issues make me rattled? Please explain, assuming you have sufficient available phone charge. Lol. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 51 minutes ago, Ape said: Why does me thinking you’re a fucking idiot and openly taking the piss out of your mobile phone power issues make me rattled? Please explain, assuming you have sufficient available phone charge. Lol. Idiot. I think you’re very rattled. I hope you contract measles in the next 24 hours and that there are extreme complications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Ape said: Why not write a strongly worded letter to the lead singer of Echo And The Bunnymen about it? Idiot. People are strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 15 hours ago, Decimus said: NEVER MIND ALL THAT FUCKING SHIT, DREW, YOU OLD CUNT, WE'RE GOING UP!!!!!! OTBC. Never mind all that gay ball kicking. What do you think of the stunner that is Miss Cromer 2019? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Never mind all that gay ball kicking. What do you think of the stunner that is Miss Cromer 2019? It's a fucking pig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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