Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 More drivel for the licence payers to ponder courtesy of BBC news.... A woman who found herself regularly using public toilets has told how she began blogging about them so she could stop "boring" her friends. Lady Latrine, as she is known, won fans on Instagram for her reviews of loos in her home county of Cambridgeshire. Rating them out of 10 for criteria including cleanliness, she says it is "not about shaming" but "celebrating". "I have to use them so often it helps to have a log of the good and bad," she said. The anonymous Ms Latrine has amassed a vast bog log since she began making her reviews public in March. "I started it for myself as I generally have the bladder of a small child, which can be quite stressful as I always have to use public toilets - sometimes several times," she said. It’s about time the BBC was put out of it’s misery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 It's a piss take surely? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 ♿️🚾 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Does she rate any glory holes she finds? Could be useful information for you, Pukeape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Just now, Ape said: Does she rate any glory holes she finds? Could be useful information for you, Pukeape. This does have the feel of a story that would be found on some online 'cottaging' enthusiasts website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This does have the feel of a story that would be found on some online 'cottaging' enthusiasts website. Cob and wattle cottage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, The Guard said: Cob and wattle cottage? Cow shit and lime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 The Romans,when using the toilet , would clean themselves with a tersorium, a sponge mounted on a stick. They (or more likely, a servant) would have rinsed the tersorium in a bucket of salt water or vinegar and then removed the chamber pot from underneath the toilet seat and dumped it into the sewer immediately outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Romans,when using the toilet , would clean themselves with a tersorium, a sponge mounted on a stick. They (or more likely, a servant) would have rinsed the tersorium in a bucket of salt water or vinegar and then removed the chamber pot from underneath the toilet seat and dumped it into the sewer immediately outside. They would go Ape if they poured into an open sewer now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 16 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Romans,when using the toilet , would clean themselves with a tersorium, a sponge mounted on a stick. They (or more likely, a servant) would have rinsed the tersorium in a bucket of salt water or vinegar and then removed the chamber pot from underneath the toilet seat and dumped it into the sewer immediately outside. Blurtus Immaculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Romans,when using the toilet , would clean themselves with a tersorium, a sponge mounted on a stick. They (or more likely, a servant) would have rinsed the tersorium in a bucket of salt water or vinegar and then removed the chamber pot from underneath the toilet seat and dumped it into the sewer immediately outside. What a shit job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Romans,when using the toilet , would clean themselves with a tersorium, a sponge mounted on a stick. They (or more likely, a servant) would have rinsed the tersorium in a bucket of salt water or vinegar and then removed the chamber pot from underneath the toilet seat and dumped it into the sewer immediately outside. I would use a baby from a family on benefits in Hartlepool. I wouldn't rinse the little fucker in salt water mind. That's just barbaric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Neil said: What a shit job Coincidentally, the same job in medieval England, i.e. Shit bucket emptiers, were known by the job description, 'Gong farmer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Also known at the time the act of taking a dump was referred to as 'breaking off a length of dirty spine' or 'strangling a darkie' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Neil said: Also known at the time the act of taking a dump was referred to as 'breaking off a length of dirty spine' or 'strangling a darkie' My favourite from Roger's Profanisaurus, is the descriptive term for the circular indentation your arsehole leaves on a turd when it contracts halfway through.. 'a breather ring' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Poor old Punkers wouldn't know,his leave his ragged arsehole with all the force of someone snuffing out a candle...Pfffffffft. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Neil said: Poor old Punkers wouldn't know,his leave his ragged arsehole with all the force of someone snuffing out a candle...Pfffffffft. The final death throes of a massively battered sphincter. The only thing to look forward to being decomposition and finally death spreading through the rest of his rotting body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My favourite from Roger's Profanisaurus, is the descriptive term for the circular indentation your arsehole leaves on a turd when it contracts halfway through.. 'a breather ring' The human arsehole truly is a wondrous thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My favourite from Roger's Profanisaurus, is the descriptive term for the circular indentation your arsehole leaves on a turd when it contracts halfway through.. 'a breather ring' The second one sounds much more fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: The second one sounds much more fun Wrong quote Strangling a darkie was what I was talking about. Doh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Romans,when using the toilet , would clean themselves with a tersorium, a sponge mounted on a stick. They (or more likely, a servant) would have rinsed the tersorium in a bucket of salt water or vinegar and then removed the chamber pot from underneath the toilet seat and dumped it into the sewer immediately outside. Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Wrong quote Strangling a darkie was what I was talking about. Doh Oh good. I just thought you'd gone completely batshit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh good. I just thought you'd gone completely batshit. Toilet mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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