Decimus Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 47 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: I eat cannibals. Listen, you little spastic cunt. I had a skinful last night out in the real world, whilst you were sat on here all night wanking over Pen PMs and endlessly counting the contents of your kidney bean collection. I've tried to be nice to you, but you stubbornly persist in trying to wind me the fuck up. The truce is off. If you insist on swimming with sharks, it's inevitable you're going to get bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 31 minutes ago, Decimus said: Listen, you little spastic cunt. I had a skinful last night out in the real world, whilst you were sat on here all night wanking over Pen PMs and endlessly counting the contents of your kidney bean collection. I've tried to be nice to you, but you stubbornly persist in trying to wind me the fuck up. The truce is off. If you insist on swimming with sharks, it's inevitable you're going to get bit. Bitten.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Bitten.... I'm not taking lessons in English from a wanker who is universally renowned for being a stupid fucking cunt. You can blame your iPhone's predictive text all you want, but I'm not buying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not taking lessons in English from a wanker who is universally renowned for being a stupid fucking cunt. You can blame your iPhone's predictive text all you want, but I'm not buying it. Bitten. Deuxieme fois... Lol. Incidentally it was me that reported your deleted post in BBC Pronunciation earlier this morning. I told you that you were treading on thin ice some weeks ago and you should take heed.You have delusions about your status on here....probably because of your very ordinary status in a grubby suburb. Lol. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Bitten. Deuxieme fois... Lol. Incidentally it was me that reported your deleted post in BBC Pronunciation earlier this morning. I told you that you were treading on thin ice some weeks ago and you should take heed.You have delusions about your status on here....probably because of your very ordinary status in a grubby suburb. Lol. Lol. BEANS! Edited June 30, 2019 by Decimus Fucking idiot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Eddie said: That was true Eric you snivelling, fake tough guy with a heart, I’m the real fucking deal, you’re a internet braggart that looks like mr bean... Why was a woman with a baby in the car hanging around a pub car park? Did the chavs get off of their scooters, or did they happy-slap you from a seated position? "took a bit of a hiding, but gave as good as I got" lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'm not taking lessons in English from a wanker who is universally renowned for being a stupid fucking cunt. You can blame your iPhone's predictive text all you want, but I'm not buying it. So not only are you a bullshitter but you're also an alcoholic and junkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why was a woman with a baby in the car hanging around a pub car park? Did the chavs get off of their scooters, or did they happy-slap you from a seated position? "took a bit of a hiding, but gave as good as I got" lol. Strange, don't you think, a successful businessman (and foreign property owner) feels the need to reel off an anecdote about beating up a gang of teenage scooter-riding chavs in a pub car park to a bunch of random online commenters. I suspect the only thing hard about Eddie is the enamel coating on his Viagra pills. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Strange, don't you think, a successful businessman (and foreign property owner) feels the need to reel off an anecdote about beating up a gang of teenage scooter-riding chavs in a pub car park to a bunch of a random online commenters. I suspect the only thing hard about Eddie is the enamel coating on his Viagra pills. Coming soon... ..Eddie and his mate, rescue underage girls from Russian mafia pimps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Coming soon... ..Eddie and his mate, rescue underage girls from Russian mafia pimps. Eric I know you are lonely and spend most nights on here getting drunk and tough but sensitive, but teaming up with a dart throwing pikey is, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but below you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Eric I know you are lonely and spend most nights on here getting drunk and tough but sensitive, but teaming up with a dart throwing pikey is, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but below you. Are you a 'paedo hunter', do you 'patrol the streets' and 'protect the children'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you a 'paedo hunter', do you 'patrol the streets' and 'protect the children'? Have you started dating again yet Eric? Ps for a cardboard gangster wannabe who idolises the krays, is it not lost on you that you worship two dead paedos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: Have you started dating again yet Eric? Ps for a cardboard gangster wannabe who idolises the krays, is it not lost on you that you worship two dead paedos? I've never had a kind word to say about the Krays on here. Have a look at the Kray twins nom. The more rattled you get, the more you sound like Frank. do you have a red beret, like Curtis Sliwa? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 On 30/06/2019 at 14:43, Eric Cuntman said: I've never had a kind word to say about the Krays on here. Have a look at the Kray twins nom. The more rattled you get, the more you sound like Frank. do you have a red beret, like Curtis Sliwa? Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 36 minutes ago, Eddie said: Eric I know you are lonely and spend most nights on here getting drunk and tough but sensitive, but teaming up with a dart throwing pikey is, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but below you. This dart-throwing pikey, who ironically recognises the syntax typical of a scooter-riding adolescent, has never been involved in a pub car park fight. Who's the pikey, Eddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Just now, Wolfie said: This dart-throwing pikey, who ironically recognises the syntax typical of a scooter-riding adolescent, has never been involved in a pub car park fight. Who's the pikey, Eddie? I do believe that would be you, did you enjoy watching bullseye, look what you could have won 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: I do believe that would be you, did you enjoy watching bullseye, look what you could have won 😂 Do you tell everyone you meet, the story of your heroism? I bet they all think you're a 'helluva guy'. Especially the ladies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I do believe that would be you, did you enjoy watching bullseye, look what you could have won 😂 Ah, another thigh-slapping quip about darts. The only other person who feels my avatar is worthy of ridicule through alleged realism is Punkape, who I suspect is also a neck-tattooed barry boy haling from a council estate. You're nouveau-riche, Eddie, and to anyone with a degree of education it's painfully obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eddie Posted June 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Ah, another thigh-slapping quip about darts. The only other person who feels my avatar is worthy of ridicule through alleged realism is Punkape, who I suspect is also a neck-tattooed barry boy haling from a council estate. You're nouveau-riche, Eddie, and to anyone with a degree of education it's painfully obvious. What is wrong with being nouveau rich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Just now, Eddie said: What is wrong with being nouveau rich? It's nouveau-riche, you ostentatious cunt. In addition to your boastfulness about your perceived wealth, I think you've just identified part of the problem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 On 30/06/2019 at 14:59, Eric Cuntman said: Do you tell everyone you meet, the story of your heroism? I bet they all think you're a 'helluva guy'. Especially the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's nouveau-riche, you ostentatious cunt. In addition to your boastfulness about your perceived wealth, I think you've just identified part of the problem. I’m far from ostentatious, did I tell you I had my Rolex serviced and it came to £1107.00, I thought that was cheap 👍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: I do Eric, it’s a winner with the ladies, do you tell them about your loss and the nights at the bed side, poring your heart out on the corner 😂😂😂sad sap Rattled to high fuck. Resorting to nasty, non-committal family abuse. I don't remember you being that watery when you called Wiz a nonce. Go on, you know you want to go full-blooded.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 On 30/06/2019 at 15:34, Eric Cuntman said: Rattled to high fuck. Resorting to nasty, non-committal family abuse. I don't remember you being that watery when you called Wiz a nonce. Go on, you know you want to go full-blooded.. lol. By repeating rattled at every opportunity doesn’t make it so punchy, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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