scotty Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 On 20/06/2019 at 22:38, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck the fuck off! You nicked saline off of me. UOME 1 like. Tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Snowy said: I'm the local binman, I come from time to time to clear out the rubbish ( trash) ,welcome to the corner ,prepare your arsehole. Fuck off you stupid cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 4 hours ago, Snowy said: I'm the local binman, I come from time to time to clear out the rubbish ( trash) ,welcome to the corner ,prepare your arsehole. Back from the business trip to Belize then, snowy? 🤔 Deal done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 On 23/06/2019 at 07:22, Glowworm said: Fuck off you stupid cunt. Now,now pen don't take it out on me when you're very active on a nom about dressing effeminately . I can picture you now,a bald overweight aging man,his chinos hiding the silk stockings hes wearing, the smell of perfume radiating from his sweaty chest,if only I'd been born a girl, if only I wasn't a one dimensional bore,people would like me. Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 12 minutes ago, Snowy said: Now,now pen don't take it out on me when you're very active on a nom about dressing effeminately . I can picture you now,a bald overweight aging man,his chinos hiding the silk stockings hes wearing, the smell of perfume radiating from his sweaty chest,if only I'd been born a girl, if only I wasn't a one dimensional bore,people would like me. Fuck off Fuck off you dreary brain dead twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Snowy said: Now,now pen don't take it out on me when you're very active on a nom about dressing effeminately . I can picture you now,a bald overweight aging man,his chinos hiding the silk stockings hes wearing, the smell of perfume radiating from his sweaty chest,if only I'd been born a girl, if only I wasn't a one dimensional bore,people would like me. Fuck off I've always imagined it as a chimera of Barbara from The League of Gentleman and Pinocchio. Biceps like Harambe, gallivanting about in a pair of size 12 charity shop heels, screaming incoherently that it's a real boy. Dirty fucking freak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've always imagined it as a chimera of Barbara from The League of Gentleman and Pinocchio. Biceps like Harambe, gallivanting about in a pair of size 12 charity shop heels, screaming incoherently that it's a real boy. Dirty fucking freak. I do have big feet (Size 6), far too small though to be safe ramming your teeth down your big fat stupid gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 Pen's theme tune. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Pen's theme tune. Lol. Your's being Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: I do have big feet (Size 6), far too small though to be safe ramming your teeth down your big fat stupid gob. They look bigger than a size 6 Boring fucking clown Fuck off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 On 19/06/2019 at 13:48, Frank said: A resilient old boot, it’s hard to believe that she never really did exist. I did genuinely lose someone after a long Illness around the time of Ming’s ninth episode, and that seemingly fucked me up. Mrs R has ignored my requests to delete my account, yet I still log in like the stupid cunt I am. Thoughts on using a cpl filter to get rid of lens flare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 In Norwich city centre last evening came towards me a 6ft plus slim built gent complete with 5 o'clock shadow,green t-shirt,black tight leggings,sandals and a khaki mini skirt.....I fucking kid you not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Neil said: In Norwich city centre last evening came towards me a 6ft plus slim built gent complete with 5 o'clock shadow,green t-shirt,black tight leggings,sandals and a khaki mini skirt.....I fucking kid you not. I saw two fat bald, middle aged poofs walking through the town holding hands last year on my lunch break lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 12 hours ago, Neil said: In Norwich city centre last evening came towards me a 6ft plus slim built gent complete with 5 o'clock shadow,green t-shirt,black tight leggings,sandals and a khaki mini skirt.....I fucking kid you not. Well, what were you expecting??? Maybe you should more carefully choose which streets you walk on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Well, what were you expecting??? Maybe you should more carefully choose which streets you walk on. On female first there used to be a bloke called Colin who wore skirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, Glowworm said: On female first there used to be a bloke called Colin who woe skirts Woe be unto Colin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, Glowworm said: On female first there used to be a bloke called Colin who woe skirts Pen, you've been spelling like a flid all day. Have you had a cerebral haemorrhage? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Pen, you've been spelling like a flid all day. Have you had a cerebral haemorrhage? It's my fucking ayes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: It's my fucking ayes Aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Aye. Ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: Ice The ice have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 50 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: The ice have it. There is a place in Lancashire called Golden Ball and there is another place in Worcestershire called Bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Glowworm said: There is a place in Lancashire called Golden Ball and there is another place in Worcestershire called Bellend. Also a Cockhedge in Warrington (Cheshire). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Also a Cockhedge in Warrington (Cheshire). Joey Deacon Lives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, Glowworm said: There is a place in Lancashire called Golden Ball and there is another place in Worcestershire called Bellend. And then of course, there's the infamous.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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