Mrs Roops Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: Increasingly I see you pursuing arguments until you think you've won them. At best it's reductionist; at worst it's indicative of emotion clouding reason. This is an interesting, fun site. You are neither. Somewhat contradictory, but you're half right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: What the fuck is this shite, Ratty? I don't come to you for logic and reasoning. It's fucking brilliant when he does that, it makes me feel like Neo, a few seconds after being unplugged from the Matrix. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: Increasingly I see you pursuing arguments until you think you've won them. At best it's reductionist; at worst it's indicative of emotion clouding reason. This is an interesting, fun site. You are neither. Deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That 'Betterthanyou' cunt didn't have much stomach for a scrap did he? I sat and quietly watched for weeks, as he stropped around the site, trying to act the bully and flinging shit, and one little attack from harmless little me, and it scurries off to its' safe space, like a shitty-arsed girl guide with a Ritalin prescription. At least Albert has stamina. Alberto is now an oldie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's fucking brilliant when he does that, it makes me feel like Neo, a few seconds after being unplugged from the Matrix. It always creeps me the fuck out - its like a dog suddenly stopping mid-shit to give you tax advice. It might make sense, but its an eerie experience... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: What the fuck is this shite, Ratty? I don't come to you for logic and reasoning. you're absolutely right Killer. What was I thinking? We had a teacher in school called Mrs. Chovey. Her first name was Ann. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: 'I owned this/that company and sold it... doing research for a private equity partnership... bla bla'. Oh shut up you slag. What a load of bollocks, honestly. You were on the blob and as such your husband/boyfriend/one-night stand was about to fuck you up the jacksie, and you were probably too pissed to give a monkeys about them snapping a photo of you. Get over yourself. 'Content producer' indeed. Lol. Wolfie that was fucking quality. Av a like mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 Heard Charlie Mullins on the radio today. He’s the owner of Pimlico Plumbers, arch remoaner and , until recently, defied the local council by having a sign declaring “Bollocks to Brexit” above his premises. Fuck me, Charlie has turned leave all of a sudden. He was praising Boris to the skies. He was a great Mayor of London (do fucking what?) and the only cunt who “can bring this country together.” What the fuck? I can only assume Boris has had a word and assured this money obsessed tosser that his cheap, non unionised, zero hours contract booshka booshka labour won’t be going home. He’s probably right but trusting Boris? Good luck with that one Charlie boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Hmm, I think Einstein said something about empty assertions... You THINK he did? So you don’t KNOW? That makes a change. Anyway, everybody knows that Brian was a bender who fancied the arse off of Lennon. I don’t know why you are dragging up long dead homos who are totally irrelevant. Is it too much to ask that you take into consideration that some of us aren’t as well informed and clever as you? Ok , let’s be fair, i’m talking about me. Is it possible that you could cater to my special needs Mrs R? Just asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: You THINK he did? So you don’t KNOW? That makes a change. Anyway, everybody knows that Brian was a bender who fancied the arse off of Lennon. I don’t know why you are dragging up long dead homos who are totally irrelevant. Is it too much to ask that you take into consideration that some of us aren’t as well informed and clever as you? Ok , let’s be fair, i’m talking about me. Is it possible that you could cater to my special needs Mrs R? Just asking. Regrettably, I'm not qualified to give anger management counselling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Regrettably, I'm not qualified to give anger management counselling. Fucking hell that makes a change! I was under the impression your the corners resident expert on everything, From accusations of noncery to being an IT/healthcare professional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Fucking hell that makes a change! I was under the impression your the corners resident expert on everything, From accusations of noncery to being an IT/healthcare professional. An urban myth I'm afraid. Contrary to popular belief I throw in my tuppence worth in quite a narrow field of subjects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 Never argue with a welsh woman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: An urban myth I'm afraid. Contrary to popular belief I throw in my tuppence worth in quite a narrow field of subjects. Given the available evidence the carefully picked corner jury has returned a verdict of total bollocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 30 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Given the available evidence the carefully picked corner jury has returned a verdict of total bollocks! Point of order, m'lud - but this would be the same jury who, just over a week ago had done "quite a bit of research" and ended up with egg on his face, three trillion eggs in fact? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 48 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Never argue with a welsh woman. ...as my husband would say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 Anyway, back to the story and swelp me if the majority of runners in the Tory leadership (and therefore next Leader of our nation) race aren't some fucked-up version of 'Freebird' "If you left here this evening - no one would remember you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 19 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Point of order, m'lud - but this would be the same jury who, just over a week ago had done "quite a bit of research" and ended up with egg on his face, three trillion eggs in fact? Fuck knows but Judge says we must always respect the jury's verdict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 59 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...as my husband would say. I remember a train driver who had moved to Crewe from Llandudno Junction .. Harry was a strapping bloke of 6' 3" Mary his wife was about 5'ft and as thin as a rake .. Harry lived in terror of her .. as he said "Mary is always right, even if she isn't". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 33 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I remember a train driver who had moved to Crewe from Llandudno Junction .. Harry was a strapping bloke of 6' 3" Mary his wife was about 5'ft ad as thin as a rake .. Harry lived in terror of her .. as he said "Mary is always right, even if she isn't". Losing access to Enoch's chips was the worst thing about the move I suspect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: Losing access to Enoch's chips was the worst thing about the move I suspect No problem .. just use a free pass. I never thought that there was anything special about those chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 On 11/06/2019 at 07:45, scotty said: Until the Johnson cunt unveiled his brilliant vote-winning idea of large tax breaks for the rich during a period of austerity, I had him absolutely nailed on as next leader. Now I'm not so sure, and you could be right about Mr Cunt. 🤔 This may be unpalatable to the great unwashed, but this isn't a general election. Amongst Tory Party members it's a guaranteed vote winner, so it's a clever move. After today's vote, assuming none of the MPs that voted for him subsequently abandons him, he's in the last two and if he's in the last two he's going to win. Watch the remaining contenders take a sober view of the first ballot over the next few days and start sucking up to Boris in the hope of a good cabinet position. Rees-Mogg could end up in a senior government post. God help us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 On 11/06/2019 at 13:53, Mrs Roops said: Yes, I think so as well. I've met her on a couple of occasions and behind the winsome smile and blonde tresses she is pragmatic and hard as nails. Will she win? Who knows - politics is messy, unfair and unpredictable. It all depends if she can survive to the final round and for that she'll need some of the other candidates to suffer a few pratfalls. In a two horse race she just might do it. As PM she'll not be afraid to spill blood and more importantly she can handle TV interviews without coming across as a robot repeatedly spewing out mantras written by the spin doctors. She would definitely crack a few heads to push through Brexit and would not be adverse to kneeing the Donald should he become over familiar. 9 votes. Definitely one to watch. The gobby scouser bint never had a hope in hell. Remind me never to take racing tips from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Glowworm said: No problem .. just use a free pass. I never thought that there was anything special about those chips. I did see Bill Pertwee there once. He ordered scampi when it was still considered homosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 36 minutes ago, DrCunt said: 9 votes. Definitely one to watch. The gobby scouser bint never had a hope in hell. Remind me never to take racing tips from you. Let’s face it Mrs Roops knows fuck all about fuck all. All mouth and no knickers, as they say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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