King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wrote to Jim'll fix it, and said I wanted to go into space. I was flown to Houston, launched in a spare Saturn V rocket, it was great. We did a handbrake turn round the moon, and they let me drive the rocket on re-entry. When we were on the recovery boat, I was presented with my Jim'll Fix It badge by President Reagan, and Neil Armstrong. The film was never shown. They dropped it in favour of an 11 year old girl, who wanted to sit next to David Essex on a bean-bag. No mention of your ‘Silver dream machine’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: No mention of your ‘Silver dream machine’? He survived in the original ending that they shot. But the director changed his mind, wrecked the bike and blew it up. Thank fuck. The sequel would have been even worse. Like 'Stardust'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: He survived in the original ending that they shot. But the director changed his mind, wrecked the bike and blew it up. Thank fuck. The sequel would have been even worse. Like 'Stardust'. Fuck you Eric I was gonna watch that tonight. I’ve just got my Betamax player fixed. You’ve ruined it now. I’m gonna phone the agency and tell them not to send my girlfriend round now. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuck you Eric I was gonna watch that tonight. I’ve just got my Betamax player fixed. You’ve ruined it now. I’m gonna phone the agency and tell them not to send my girlfriend round now. lol Don't matter. Your sister's already here. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't matter. Your sister's already here. lol Is Neil giving her a lift back in the van? I just want to make sure she’s safe. Ask him to drive carefully. Its really dark in those woods. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Is Neil giving her a lift back in the van? I just want to make sure she’s safe. Ask him to drive carefully. Its really dark in those woods. I mentioned it to him. He said, "I know it's fucking dark, it's scary walking back to the van on my own" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I mentioned it to him. He said, "I know it's fucking dark, it's scary walking back to the van on my own" And he has to carry the spade and the duck tape and the tissues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 I see you’re back up top again Eric. TBH I was thinking of downsizing anyway. At least I can honestly say that for a week, “I was the Hef”,even if it was just while the real Hef was away bunny hunting. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: I see you’re back up top again Eric. TBH I was thinking of downsizing anyway. At least I can honestly say that for a week, “I was the Hef”,even if it was just while the real Hef was away bunny hunting. lol I reckon Decs has hit a bit of form and will soon be on podium 1. he is a proper gentleman though. Never leaves a floater, and always restocks the penthouse booze cabinet before he fucks off. Stubby's a fucking animal though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I reckon Decs has hit a bit of form and will soon be on podium 1. he is a proper gentleman though. Never leaves a floater, and always restocks the penthouse booze cabinet before he fucks off. Stubby's a fucking animal though. Decs has been on the rampage since he’s been back. Salty piss flaps has stood up well tbh for a newbie. Call me a Cunt as well but I really think Alberts OK. He makes me laugh and I think he’s just trying to make a few allies here. Yeah he does sometimes attack someone for no obvious reason but he tickles me and he’s pretty quick off the cuff. It is Cunts Corner after all. There’s a lot worse in my opinion here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wrote to Jim'll fix it, and said I wanted to go into space. I was flown to Houston, launched in a spare Saturn V rocket, it was great. We did a handbrake turn round the moon, and they let me drive the rocket on re-entry. When we were on the recovery boat, I was presented with my Jim'll Fix It badge by President Reagan, and Neil Armstrong. The film was never shown. They dropped it in favour of an 11 year old girl, who wanted to sit next to David Essex on a bean-bag. BULLSHIT. Never happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 21 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve reported him too. Jimmy Savile saved thousands of lives with the clunk-click safety belt campaign. The Catholic Church has saved billions. Yeah, billions of coin. The Catholic church is also culpable in world's overpopulation with its intransigent attitude to contraception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wrote to Jim'll fix it, and said I wanted to go into space. I was flown to Houston, launched in a spare Saturn V rocket, it was great. We did a handbrake turn round the moon, and they let me drive the rocket on re-entry. When we were on the recovery boat, I was presented with my Jim'll Fix It badge by President Reagan, and Neil Armstrong. The film was never shown. They dropped it in favour of an 11 year old girl, who wanted to sit next to David Essex on a bean-bag. David Essex? Did he make her a star? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I reckon Decs has hit a bit of form and will soon be on podium 1. he is a proper gentleman though. Never leaves a floater, and always restocks the penthouse booze cabinet before he fucks off. Stubby's a fucking animal though. I briefly flirted with the top table but I've slipped out. Must up me game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I briefly flirted with the top table but I've slipped out. Must up me game. Briefly maybe. But still long enough to strip all the copper pipe work from the penthouse. thieving cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 On 18/06/2019 at 02:46, Getfucked_YOU_CUNT! said: It's not really hard is it? Is that Barry McGuigan on the far left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Is that Barry McGuigan on the far left? I think he's the 'kids football coach' paedo. If the photographer on this occasion had picked up a flamethrower instead of a camera, I'm guessing a lot of children would have been spared a lot of abuse. Sick fucking twisted cunts the lot of them. Hiding their perversion behind religion, celebrity status or their standing in the community. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he's the 'kids football coach' paedo. If the photographer on this occasion had picked up a flamethrower instead of a camera, I'm guessing a lot of children would have been spared a lot of abuse. Sick fucking twisted cunts the lot of them. Hiding their perversion behind religion, celebrity status or their standing in the community. Pretty sure your right Eric. I vaguely remembered the story but had to Google the cunt, strangely enough he was also called Barry, Barry Bennell and bares a striking resemblance to Peter Sutcliffe. I believe his noncing proclivities were responsible for Gary Speed's suicide. These fucking animals should be publicly stoned on Oxford Street, alongside the filthy Muslim grooming cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 25 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Pretty sure your right Eric. I vaguely remembered the story but had to Google the cunt, strangely enough he was also called Barry, Barry Bennell and bares a striking resemblance to Peter Sutcliffe. I believe his noncing proclivities were responsible for Gary Speed's suicide. These fucking animals should be publicly stoned on Oxford Street, alongside the filthy Muslim grooming cunts! Also the non Muslim filthy grooming cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 28 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Also the non Muslim filthy grooming cunts. And the dog grooming cunts lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 57 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Pretty sure your right Eric. I vaguely remembered the story but had to Google the cunt, strangely enough he was also called Barry, Barry Bennell and bares a striking resemblance to Peter Sutcliffe. I believe his noncing proclivities were responsible for Gary Speed's suicide. These fucking animals should be publicly stoned on Oxford Street, alongside the filthy Muslim grooming cunts! I don't think that's him in the Savile photo, but one of his ilk. I remember Eric Bristow being sacked by the BBC over his comments on the Barry Bennel case. His opinion was that, the now grown men who were victims, should stop crying to the media, and go back and give the cunt a good hiding. I do, sort of agree with that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Briefly maybe. But still long enough to strip all the copper pipe work from the penthouse. thieving cunt. Penthouse? Isn't that Neil's favourite reading material? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Penthouse? Isn't that Neil's favourite reading material? Yes that's Reading material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yes that's Reading material. They probably still are readable. It's just the bits with pictures that are stuck together. The good old days, if you wanted porn, you had to wade through a load of articles on sports cars, and adverts for expensive, chunky watches, marketed to wankers that think they're Ranulph Fiennes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They probably still are readable. It's just the bits with pictures that are stuck together. The good old days, if you wanted porn, you had to wade through a load of articles on sports cars, and adverts for expensive, chunky watches, marketed to wankers that think they're Ranulph Fiennes. Not even Ranulph Fiennes is Ranulph Fiennes any more - cunt is more skin graft and frost bitten gristle than he is human. Still fucking hilarious when he makes people fall down crevasses for excitement value mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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