scotty Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Otherwise, why hang around in the sewer when the temple's upstairs? That's nicely worded eric, I'm stealing that. đ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 6 hours ago, scotty said: What's the attraction of a dry, wrinkled starfish with shit in it when there's a nice wet slidey welcoming puddle of fun less than an inch away? We now go to our queer news correspondent punkape to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 On 23/07/2019 at 08:47, Erroreptile404 said: But what about that weird shit they all seem to do in porn where they pretend to cry and make out like they're being raped because of some gook's micro spring roll sized nob. They are crying for some proper cock, not the spring roll jap cock they are getting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 On 22/07/2019 at 18:27, Baron Banterton said: Is it just me or are all Germans neurotic sociopaths with ADHD and OCD? Every German I have ever met is a weasel man child with an authority complex. Often talking about how much better everything is in Germany, these tossers living in Blighty somehow get to vote in our elections even though they apparently hate it here. Out of all Johnny Foreigners, Germans are definitely up there for the worst banter in the world. Since they are incapable of winning wars, Germans will find any little opportunity to âconquerâ the stapler, software or deckchair over you. Fuck off You would think they got the message loud and clear  in 1945, but they clearly hadnât. But the scale of their cuntery has clearly diminished. Best to give those pricks wide berth and whack them hard when they least expect it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 Fucking hell. Herr Banterton isn't exactly prolific is he/she/it. One post, one like and out. A post to like ratio that @Eric Cuntman would get a severely disabling near permanent priapism for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Fucking hell. Herr Banterton isn't exactly prolific is he/she/it. One post, one like and out. A post to like ratio that @Eric Cuntman would get a severely disabling near permanent priapism for. I have.. just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 On 23/07/2019 at 00:12, Monumental cunt said: All their wives and daughters do take it up the shit box though. So they have their good points.  Never met one that hasnât.  On 23/07/2019 at 00:14, Monumental cunt said: Yes but all Jap girls are obsessed with taking a mass bukake facial.  So they canât be bad as a species of subhuman. Posted by Dr Arthur Smallcock, our âSpecial Masturbation Correspondent â. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 24 minutes ago, judgetwi said:  Posted by Dr Arthur Smallcock, our âSpecial Masturbation Correspondent â. Revolting, isn't it. To his credit though, at least his fantasies revolve around depraved acts with women though. Your fantasy of smashing in the back doors of entire Charlton squad, including the reserves, using nothing but jellied eels as lube, whilst a naked, flaccid and intimidated Gary Lineker watches in fear, is fine though. It's a brave new, diverse, all-encompassing world, Jewdy. You should be thankful for the acceptance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 14 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Revolting, isn't it. To his credit though, at least his fantasies revolve around depraved acts with women though. Your fantasy of smashing in the back doors of entire Charlton squad, including the reserves, using nothing but jellied eels as lube, whilst a naked, flaccid and intimidated Gary Lineker watches in fear, is fine though. It's a brave new, diverse, all-encompassing world, Jewdy. You should be thankful. You should stick to calling me a fat, queer, poverty stricken, wheelchair bound, dirty stinking Jew, Gloria. All this cryptic shite doesnât work on tinternet. You have to know your audience mate. Keep it simple ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: You should stick to calling me a fat, queer, poverty stricken, wheelchair bound, dirty stinking Jew, Gloria. All this cryptic shite doesnât work on tinternet. You have to know your audience mate. Keep it simple ok? @DrCunt Has never called you any of those things. This 'attention seeking, drama queen, victim' act, really is wearing rather thin. Man up a little bit, and you may achieve the same level of respect here, that you do over at 'Isacunt'. Difference is.. we're not all fucking spastics. You have to work harder here to impress any cunt.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: You should stick to calling me a fat, queer, poverty stricken, wheelchair bound, dirty stinking Jew, Gloria. All this cryptic shite doesnât work on tinternet. You have to know your audience mate. Keep it simple ok? "Doc Gloria" .. must remember that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 On 22/07/2019 at 18:27, Baron Banterton said: Is it just me or are all Germans neurotic sociopaths with ADHD and OCD? Every German I have ever met is a weasel man child with an authority complex. Often talking about how much better everything is in Germany, these tossers living in Blighty somehow get to vote in our elections even though they apparently hate it here. Out of all Johnny Foreigners, Germans are definitely up there for the worst banter in the world. Since they are incapable of winning wars, Germans will find any little opportunity to âconquerâ the stapler, software or deckchair over you. Fuck off You might want to check ancestorty.co.uk because I strongly suspect youâve got German lineage given your pathetic level of banter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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