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4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fuck that. Your head must feel like it's just gone 15 rounds with an angry Mike Tyson. This'll cheer you up. An extract from the transcript of the Gibraltar enquiry, after the SAS shot dead some Provo's...

Judge;  "Why did you shoot the suspects 13 times?"

 

Soldier F;  "Because the Browning Hi-Power only holds 13 rounds, sir."

lol

13 Unlucky for some.

LOL

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On 24 September 2019 at 13:31, Decimus said:

You regularly fuck the corpse of a chinky midget, you dress like a Parisian rent boy, and you're clearly not long off the boat. You don't need to confirm where you stand, it's obvious.

Old Ming must be getting pretty ripe what with being dragged out of the deep freeze every other day for a bout of passionate love making 

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3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Old Ming must be getting pretty ripe what with being dragged out of the deep freeze every other day for a bout of passionate love making 

Old? Forever 18 now...

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