Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, Neil said: You are either 15 or live outside of .Europe......or live under a bush You on a break from your job delivering for My Hermes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: It’s because you spelt Carlsberg as Carlsburg, Neil. Remember - he’s a fucking idiot. Oh I see..... an attempt at humour,what a pedantic piece of shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: It’s because you spelt Carlsberg as Carlsburg, Neil. Remember - he’s a fucking idiot. Good morning ApeTM .. you doing anything interesting or amusing today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: You on a break from your job delivering for My Hermes? Herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 11 minutes ago, Neil said: Herpes Do you use you time and online persona on here to help with your PTSD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: It’s because you spelt Carlsberg as Carlsburg, Neil. Remember - he’s a fucking idiot. Roops warned twats like yourself for picking up on spelling errors. You walked straight into my trap again, you fucking moron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 What about this cunt...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: You on a break from your job delivering for My Hermes? Depends Glowie. Theres not much room for parcels AND the chloroformed prozzies. The Bedford Rascal's a small van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: You contribute the grand total of fuck all to this site, Septic. Every single poor jibe contains a reference to either glory holes or bum banditry. I'll take it that you're a Bible bashing repressed faggot who spends a lot of time in public toilets? It's also called a typo cunty. Some of us have a lot more to fit into our daily lives than charging reinforced mobility scooters and watching Jerry Springer, while stuffing our fat fucking faces with barbecue ribs and claiming disability benefits. I'd wager a kings fucking ransom that my above post has really struck a nerve with you, due to the relevance to your own tenure... Non entertaining, non entity fat cunt. I don't know how to tell you this but you're not funny, in fact you're incredibly shit and no one likes you, you're desperate to be "one of the lads" it's embarrassing. Also stop parroting everything i've already said about you i.e non-entity you unoriginal, material thieving bag of shit. Did you give "Decco's" bellend a french kiss this morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Depends Glowie. Theres not much room for parcels AND the chloroformed prozzies. The Bedford Rascal's a small van. His "van" is actually a 1982 Austin Metro with the back windows covered over by sticky paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: I don't know how to tell you this but you're not funny, in fact you're incredibly shit and no one likes you, you're desperate to be "one of the lads" it's embarrassing. Also stop parroting everything i've already said about you i.e non-entity you unoriginal, material thieving bag of shit. Did you give "Decco's" bellend a french kiss this morning? Listen up you two bob fucking spastic. When it comes to "parroting" you're in a league of your fucking own. Time and time again you've stolen mine and others material. I don't need to be Siegmund fucking Freud to pickup on the underlying jealousy in your post. I've been a member for 9 months at most and have clearly eclipsed you. I'm obviously none to popular with the axis of idiocy, of which you're a founder member. Only due to whenever you far end of the spectrum wankers try to mix it, you end up coming unstuck. You also befriended a fucking nonce, have no Idea how the world works, and threatened a class action lawsuit, and more... You're universally despised on here. When you finally make the Evening Standard, we'll be proved right. Suspect little cunt. Edited November 23, 2019 by Major Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Roops warned twats like yourself for picking up on spelling errors. You walked straight into my trap again, you fucking moron. A trap, eh? If that’s what you want to believe, then that’s fine. However, it’s clear for all but the very thickest members of CC to see (look at your ‘likes’ for specific names) that you were being a pedantic, smart-arse wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Listen up you two bob fucking spastic. When it comes to "parroting" you're in a league of your fucking own. Time and time again you've stolen mine and others material. I don't need to be Siegmund fucking Freud to pickup on the underlying jealousy in your post. I've been a member for 9 months at most and have clearly eclipsed you. I'm obviously none to popular with the axis of idiocy, of which you're a founder member. Only due to whenever you far end of the spectrum wankers try to mix it, you end up coming unstuck. You also befriended a fucking nonce, have no Idea how the world works, and threatened a class action lawsuit, and more... You're universally despised on here. When you finally make the Evening Standard, we'll be proved right. Suspect little cunt. I've literally never copied any of your shit, unfunny, boring, badly punctuated, badly spelt comments ever, don't flatter yourself idiot. Stop parroting everyone and go and give 'Decco' a reach around you silly little nothing prick. Also reported lol lol enjoy wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You really must be one dumb mutha fucka if our resident yank is telling you how to write in English. I wouldn't mess with marjorie if i were you, he's one tough hombre what with his with love of Danny Dyer films and plastic geezer speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Did you give "Decco's" bellend a french kiss this morning? 18 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Stop parroting everyone and go and give 'Decco' a reach around you silly little nothing prick. I don't know or care why you keep name dropping me in your posts, but if you do it one more time we're going to fall out. I've got other fish to fry, I don't want or need a side campaign of having to give you another kicking. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: His "van" is actually a 1982 Austin Metro with the back windows covered over by sticky paper. So you managed to escape then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So you managed to escape then? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: A trap, eh? If that’s what you want to believe, then that’s fine. However, it’s clear for all but the very thickest members of CC to see (look at your ‘likes’ for specific names) that you were being a pedantic, smart-arse wanker. Just because somebody is far intellectually superior to you there's no need to refer to them as a 'smart-arse'. Take it on the chin Ape, and accept that you're one of the 'special' members of the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Just because somebody is far intellectually superior to you there's no need to refer to them as a 'smart-arse'. Take it on the chin Ape, and accept that you're one of the 'special' members of the site. Absolutely priceless. There’s nothing superior about you, except the size of your liver. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 8 hours ago, Major Cunt said: You're up early this morning, Jewdy? Just finished a late night shift at the Admiral Duncan, or still buzzing off your tits from poppers and ecstasy? Keep your giant Jewish conk out of this. Cunt. ..........followed by homophobia and anti Semitism. You really are a busy little man today aren’t you Marje? Admiral Duncan? You’re going back a bit ducky. Happy days for you I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Yes. Good job you carry that switch blade around with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Good job you carry that switch blade around with you. I think you’ll find it’s a pair of nutcrackers. I hate it when all the Walnut shells splatter all over the carpet don’t you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: ..........followed by homophobia and anti Semitism. You really are a busy little man today aren’t you Marje? Admiral Duncan? You’re going back a bit ducky. Happy days for you I suppose. I thought some cunt launched the Admiral Duncan into orbit years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 On 22/11/2019 at 21:51, Major Cunt said: That Dale Winton-esque long streak of piss has had more household items up his arse than Wilkinsons stock... Supermarket sweeping faggot. I couldn't stand Dale Winton. But compared to the current crop of celeb arse bandits, I almost miss him. How the fuck Alan Carr and that cunt Rylan with the fluorescent strip lights for teeth, are millionaires, is beyond my comprehension. Why do they talk like some grotesque caricature of a shrill, screechy old lady? Nobody actually really speaks like that. I fucking hate queers. They're ruining sport now, the PDC have incorporated the rainbow into its logo. Gay darts ffs. Cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I couldn't stand Dale Winton. But compared to the current crop of celeb arse bandits, I almost miss him. How the fuck Alan Carr and that cunt Rylan with the fluorescent strip lights for teeth, are millionaires, is beyond my comprehension. Why do they talk like some grotesque caricature of a shrill, screechy old lady? Nobody actually really speaks like that. I fucking hate queers. They're ruining sport now, the PDC have incorporated the rainbow into its logo. Gay darts ffs. Cunts. Because Eric, for some reason, the British public loves camp. From Kenneth Williams (who was funny) through to David Walliams and Punkape, the GB sheeple can't get enough. When I saw that clip of the Rylan cunt sobbing like a fucking baby when he mistakenly thought he was booted off of the fux factor, it made me feel physically sick. As my granddad (who was wounded in WW1, running ammo out to the trenches) would say "we'd have fucking shot 'im". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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