camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 When everyone on board realised the Titanic was fucked and would be shortly turning into a sub-marine, people panicked. One cunt dressed as a woman to get into a lifeboat (some say it was Pen), some dived overboard into the icy depths, some couldn't give a fuck and ordered another round of drinks. But not Charles Joughin. This bad arse decided to get completely hammered, throw a few women into lifeboats and then calmly stand on the rail of the blunt end of the boat and wait till the last second before it disappeared under the surface. And then doggy paddled for a few hours until rescue. Three days later he's back at work making cream horns and currant buns. Pigeons should be shitting on statues of this cunt all across Great Britain. https://nationalpost.com/news/there-was-no-great-shock-or-anything-how-a-baker-survived-the-titanic-disaster-by-getting-really-drunk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 'Spirits, three 70cl for twenty quid at Bargain-Booze... I've even heard of one of 'em.' 'Did we do a Battenburg today?' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 On 04/12/2019 at 01:41, Eric Cuntman said: 'Did we do a Battenburg today?' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Is it just me, or has Peanuts gone a bit left field? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 2 hours ago, nocti said: Is it just me, or has Peanuts gone a bit left field? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 5 hours ago, nocti said: Is it just me, or has Peanuts gone a bit left field? I have an allergy to peanuts, strangely the only thing that doesn't swell up when I eat them is my peanut! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 On 04/12/2019 at 18:56, Cuntybaws said: Drunken bakers. A modern classic of the comic realm. The one where he gets unbarred from the pub in return for baking pies, then shits in a pint glass and throws it at the dartboard is genius. It doesn’t get the audience it deserves. That, and Scum mothers are simply brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Drunken bakers. A modern classic of the comic realm. The one where he gets unbarred from the pub in return for baking pies, then shits in a pint glass and throws it at the dartboard is genius. It doesn’t get the audience it deserves. That, and Scum mothers are simply brilliant. We have got a local scum mum case progressing through the courts at the moment .. a stupid cow who encouraged her 15 years old son (who died because of it) to take drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 29 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Drunken bakers. A modern classic of the comic realm. The one where he gets unbarred from the pub in return for baking pies, then shits in a pint glass and throws it at the dartboard is genius. It doesn’t get the audience it deserves. That, and Scum mothers are simply brilliant. I haven't read viz for years. I used to stand in Sainsbury's at lunchtime having a sneaky read at the magazine rack. Unfortunately, the area is now so gentrified, they dont stock it (as well as Boxing Weekly. The cunts). I loved the Letters page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 8 hours ago, Glowworm said: We have got a local scum mum case progressing through the courts at the moment .. a stupid cow who encouraged her 15 years old son (who died because of it) to take drugs. Is this the racist brisket thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 12 hours ago, Glowworm said: We have got a local scum mum case progressing through the courts at the moment .. a stupid cow who encouraged her 15 years old son (who died because of it) to take drugs. Gary Linneker encouraged his son to take anti leukaemia drugs. But he was a cunt already so that’s not really the same thing. Is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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