White Cunt Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 34 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The amount of fucking recalls they've had lately on things as simple as a tumble dryer I just hope the Hotpoint factory isn't making ventilators. It will be delegated to a partnership between Tampax and Black & Decker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, White Cunt said: It will be delegated to a partnership between Tampax and Black & Decker. Moulinex and Saisho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: It will be delegated to a partnership between Tampax and Black & Decker. The US customs intercepted a consignment of counterfeit Covid 19 testing kits at the weekend. From the U.K. ffs. Snide products are normally the chinky cunts M.O. but it could explain that huge box that Corbyn and Saddique Khan were seen carrying into the Post Office last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 14/03/2020 at 21:38, King Billy said: The NHS official website now offers advice in the maternity section for pregnant men. One Paragraph is headlined ‘Ensuring pregnant men get equal care.’ Another paragraph is headlined in large bold letters ‘BEING PREGNANT AND MALE’ Underneath is a picture of a smiling Ryan holding a baby who apparently recently gave birth. Except Ryan is a bird with a crewcut. Utter fucking madness. The next Cunt I see or hear whinging that the NHS has no money and blaming Boris or Trump, (cos they’re to blame for fucking everything since Pens op went wrong apparently) I’m going to politely take them aside and point out this nonsensical waste of my tax contributions and then cut their fucking throat and shit in the hole. This fairy tale garbage has simply got to stop. I have serious doubts as to wether it will though. People in power who in all other respects seem to be sensible now just agree with this shite for fear of being labelled anti ....... (fill in whatever words fit on any specific day). We’re all gonna die of chink flu yet money and badly needed staff are being spunked up the wall on this. Fuck Off . Great rant Billy, agree with every word. We are becoming a society of tech misfits, misfits to brainwash the millennials and technocrats to control our every move. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 25 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Great rant Billy, agree with every word. We are becoming a society of tech misfits, misfits to brainwash the millennials and technocrats to control our every move. Thanks Fends. Keep it quiet cos Roops has already corrected me on a couple of details which see seemed to find relevant. Fuck her anyway. Useless cunt still hasn’t finished making the vaccine to save the world yet. And she called me thick. I could have chipped a vaccine out of a block of marble quicker and delivered it to every red faced spluttering cunt myself on my Raleigh Chopper by now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Thanks Fends. Keep it quiet cos Roops has already corrected me on a couple of details which see seemed to find relevant. Fuck her anyway. Useless cunt still hasn’t finished making the vaccine to save the world yet. And she called me thick. I could have chipped a vaccine out of a block of marble quicker and delivered it to every red faced spluttering cunt myself on my Raleigh Chopper by now. I hear some israeli scientists are very close to a vaccine, funny enough as luck would have it, they was working on a similar virus to test their vaccine and fuck me gently as if by miracles dropping from their arseholes, the timing was spot on. It will be ready in a few months, just enough time to get the death toll up and more scare tactics in place to control the population, before they vaccine the whole fucking universe at a cost of course, the whole thing reeks of bullshit or maybe that's the Roops starfish... Still it's a lovely night for a wank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 14 hours ago, King Billy said: The US customs intercepted a consignment of counterfeit Covid 19 testing kits at the weekend. From the U.K. ffs. Snide products are normally the chinky cunts M.O. but it could explain that huge box that Corbyn and Saddique Khan were seen carrying into the Post Office last week. I was flicking through the news channels last night and briefly caught a glimpse of Cor-Bin on Ivan's propaganda station RT (I've no idea why this fucking shite isn't banned) moaning about the governments response to this. I quickly turned over before my boot went through the telly by I'm guessing the cunt would have suggested it would all be loads better under his Stalinist utopia and the situation is all due to Tory cuts in the 80's. It's time someone kicked this cunt in the bollocks or at the very least deported him to Iran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 21 hours ago, King Billy said: The US customs intercepted a consignment of counterfeit Covid 19 testing kits at the weekend. From the U.K. ffs. Snide products are normally the chinky cunts M.O. but it could explain that huge box that Corbyn and Saddique Khan were seen carrying into the Post Office last week. Great. They know they are fake, but I’m sure that won’t stop them from using them themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 22 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Moulinex and Saisho Numatic and Dyson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, White Cunt said: Numatic and Dyson Fisher Price and Lego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fisher Price and Lego Ronco and Palitoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Ronco and Palitoy Bat spunk and badger shite? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 On 17/03/2020 at 17:33, White Cunt said: Numatic and Dyson Dyson waiting for green light to produce ventilators. I told you so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 On 17/03/2020 at 18:00, Cunty BigBollox said: Ronco and Palitoy Mong and Tard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 8 hours ago, White Cunt said: Dyson waiting for green light to produce ventilators. I told you so. Should have jumped the red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 9 hours ago, White Cunt said: Dyson waiting for green light to produce ventilators. I told you so. I'd rather not be connected to a Dyson digital motor sucking all the air out of my lungs. If it's anything like their regular products it will be more complicated than it needs to be, finished in garish purple and green and have no serviceable parts you can replace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 On 14/03/2020 at 21:38, King Billy said: The NHS official website now offers advice in the maternity section for pregnant men. One Paragraph is headlined ‘Ensuring pregnant men get equal care.’ Another paragraph is headlined in large bold letters ‘BEING PREGNANT AND MALE’ Underneath is a picture of a smiling Ryan holding a baby who apparently recently gave birth. Except Ryan is a bird with a crewcut. Utter fucking madness. The next Cunt I see or hear whinging that the NHS has no money and blaming Boris or Trump, (cos they’re to blame for fucking everything since Pens op went wrong apparently) I’m going to politely take them aside and point out this nonsensical waste of my tax contributions and then cut their fucking throat and shit in the hole. This fairy tale garbage has simply got to stop. I have serious doubts as to wether it will though. People in power who in all other respects seem to be sensible now just agree with this shite for fear of being labelled anti ....... (fill in whatever words fit on any specific day). We’re all gonna die of chink flu yet money and badly needed staff are being spunked up the wall on this. Fuck Off . Citation needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Citation needed. Someone click their fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'd rather not be connected to a Dyson digital motor sucking all the air out of my lungs. If it's anything like their regular products it will be more complicated than it needs to be, finished in garish purple and green and have no serviceable parts you can replace. It will be made from recycled ocean-derived plastic, to the highest Malaysian standards, with a protective coating of COV-19, at a volume discounted price of £ 999.00 per unit plusVAT, soon to be mass-tested on the British public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 Just now, White Cunt said: It will be made from recycled ocean-derived plastic, to the highest Malaysian standards, with a protective coating of COV-19, at a volume discounted price of £ 999.00 per unit plusVAT, soon to be mass-tested on the British public. Why can’t Tesla use their driverless car technology to rush through production of an affordable doctorless ventilator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: Why can’t Tesla use their driverless car technology to rush through production of an affordable doctorless ventilator? Plenty of engineering issues with plug compatibility, you understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Plenty of engineering issues with plug compatibility, you understand. Yeah If Toyota turned over their Prius factory for ventilator production, every one delivered would come straight out of the box with a filthy bearded Afghan refugee sitting inside it picking his nose and eating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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