King Billy Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 The NHS official website now offers advice in the maternity section for pregnant men. One Paragraph is headlined ‘Ensuring pregnant men get equal care.’ Another paragraph is headlined in large bold letters ‘BEING PREGNANT AND MALE’ Underneath is a picture of a smiling Ryan holding a baby who apparently recently gave birth. Except Ryan is a bird with a crewcut. Utter fucking madness. The next Cunt I see or hear whinging that the NHS has no money and blaming Boris or Trump, (cos they’re to blame for fucking everything since Pens op went wrong apparently) I’m going to politely take them aside and point out this nonsensical waste of my tax contributions and then cut their fucking throat and shit in the hole. This fairy tale garbage has simply got to stop. I have serious doubts as to wether it will though. People in power who in all other respects seem to be sensible now just agree with this shite for fear of being labelled anti ....... (fill in whatever words fit on any specific day). We’re all gonna die of chink flu yet money and badly needed staff are being spunked up the wall on this. Fuck Off . 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Couvades syndrome....phantom Male pregnancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Prepare to lose your lunch, Neil! Breastfeeding as a trans dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: The NHS official website now offers advice in the maternity section for pregnant men. One Paragraph is headlined ‘Ensuring pregnant men get equal care.’ Another paragraph is headlined in large bold letters ‘BEING PREGNANT AND MALE’ Underneath is a picture of a smiling Ryan holding a baby who apparently recently gave birth. Except Ryan is a bird with a crewcut. Utter fucking madness. The next Cunt I see or hear whinging that the NHS has no money and blaming Boris or Trump, (cos they’re to blame for fucking everything since Pens op went wrong apparently) I’m going to politely take them aside and point out this nonsensical waste of my tax contributions and then cut their fucking throat and shit in the hole. This fairy tale garbage has simply got to stop. I have serious doubts as to wether it will though. People in power who in all other respects seem to be sensible now just agree with this shite for fear of being labelled anti ....... (fill in whatever words fit on any specific day). We’re all gonna die of chink flu yet money and badly needed staff are being spunked up the wall on this. Fuck Off . And how exactly have you come across this unique information, Billy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 56 minutes ago, White Cunt said: And how exactly have you come across this unique information, Billy? There’s a thing called the internet WC and there’s another thing called the NHS website. So if you put them both in a big bowl and stir furiously, then when you have a look in you’ll see the answer to your question. Or alternatively you could have read the nom properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: There’s a thing called the internet WC and there’s another thing called the NHS website. So if you put them both in a big bowl and stir furiously, then when you have a look in you’ll see the answer to your question. Or alternatively you could have read the nom properly. I was getting a bit worried there, Billy. With you looking up info of this nature, it looks a tad suspicious, you understand. We may still have some old maternity gear, Mrs WC wore decades ago, if that helps. Plenty of stretch in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: The NHS official website now offers advice in the maternity section for pregnant men. One Paragraph is headlined ‘Ensuring pregnant men get equal care.’ Another paragraph is headlined in large bold letters ‘BEING PREGNANT AND MALE’ Underneath is a picture of a smiling Ryan holding a baby who apparently recently gave birth. Except Ryan is a bird with a crewcut. Utter fucking madness. The next Cunt I see or hear whinging that the NHS has no money and blaming Boris or Trump, (cos they’re to blame for fucking everything since Pens op went wrong apparently) I’m going to politely take them aside and point out this nonsensical waste of my tax contributions and then cut their fucking throat and shit in the hole. This fairy tale garbage has simply got to stop. I have serious doubts as to wether it will though. People in power who in all other respects seem to be sensible now just agree with this shite for fear of being labelled anti ....... (fill in whatever words fit on any specific day). We’re all gonna die of chink flu yet money and badly needed staff are being spunked up the wall on this. Fuck Off . These fucking weaklings will soon be in the queue of the nearest army vaccine centre getting chipped like fucking cats. That way big daddy government can look after them 24 hours a day via GPS. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Prepare to lose your lunch, Neil! Breastfeeding as a trans dad You cunt! Now I've got to try and erase that from my memory. Meeting this cunt would turn me into a murderer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 26 minutes ago, Neil said: You cunt! Now I've got to try and erase that from my memory. Meeting this cunt would turn me into a murderer Meeting this cunt would certainly add one more to your tally Neil. I guess you meant to put ‘again’ at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 16 hours ago, King Billy said: The NHS official website now offers advice in the maternity section for pregnant men. One Paragraph is headlined ‘Ensuring pregnant men get equal care.’ Another paragraph is headlined in large bold letters ‘BEING PREGNANT AND MALE’ Underneath is a picture of a smiling Ryan holding a baby who apparently recently gave birth. Except Ryan is a bird with a crewcut. Utter fucking madness. The next Cunt I see or hear whinging that the NHS has no money and blaming Boris or Trump, (cos they’re to blame for fucking everything since Pens op went wrong apparently) I’m going to politely take them aside and point out this nonsensical waste of my tax contributions and then cut their fucking throat and shit in the hole. This fairy tale garbage has simply got to stop. I have serious doubts as to wether it will though. People in power who in all other respects seem to be sensible now just agree with this shite for fear of being labelled anti ....... (fill in whatever words fit on any specific day). We’re all gonna die of chink flu yet money and badly needed staff are being spunked up the wall on this. Fuck Off . This wasn't found on an "NHS official website". It was a blog article submitted to Public Health England by a public information officer who looks suspiciously trans. Furthermore the headline specifically says "Ensuring Pregnant Trans Men Get Equal Quality Care". @White Cunt does pose a valid question and this does deserve an answer other than the weak response you've provided which dances around the issue. Hey, look, @King Billy, you're amongst friends here. That you're a bit stupid is a given and that's fine as The Corner is a broad church after all. Everyone has their own secret niche perversions but if your particular bent is pregnant trans porn then just come clean. --o0o-- On a more serious note, the current concerns of Covid-19 the raises the question of allocating scarce public resources to education and information to minorities - information that could easily be provided by the plethora of LGBT charities and pressure groups rather than govt executive agencies. Furthermore since sexuality and gender is often confused its disappointing to see health professionals making the same errors as the clinically misinformed. One can't help thinking that information overload on trans and genderism identification is inadvertently empowering rather than helping individuals suffering from mental health issues... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Prepare to lose your lunch, Neil! Breastfeeding as a trans dad Is this shit real? Where are the Muslim fundamentalists when you need them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Hey, look, @King Billy, you're amongst friends here. That you're a bit stupid is a given and that's fine I’m so glad we are friends Miss. I bet you have loads of friends. Can you teach me not to be a bit stupid please? Oh and Fuck off please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Prepare to lose your lunch, Neil! Breastfeeding as a trans dad If only they knew this picture would be distributed on the internet, I bet the little boy is feeling a right tit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m so glad we are friends Miss. I bet you have loads of friends. Can you teach me not to be a bit stupid please? Oh and Fuck off please I'm not a miracle worker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 46 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I'm not a miracle worker. Sorry I thought you could do anything, (having read your past BS) My mistake. I must have confused you with someone who doesn’t talk crap constantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Sorry I thought you could do anything, (having read your past BS) My mistake. I must have confused you with someone who doesn’t talk crap constantly. I like you Billy. I really do. But she shot you down in flames there. Grab another fighter plane, load up and take to the skies again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: This wasn't found on an "NHS official website". It was a blog article submitted to Public Health England by a public information officer who looks suspiciously trans. Furthermore the headline specifically says "Ensuring Pregnant Trans Men Get Equal Quality Care". @White Cunt does pose a valid question and this does deserve an answer other than the weak response you've provided which dances around the issue. Hey, look, @King Billy, you're amongst friends here. That you're a bit stupid is a given and that's fine as The Corner is a broad church after all. Everyone has their own secret niche perversions but if your particular bent is pregnant trans porn then just come clean. --o0o-- On a more serious note, the current concerns of Covid-19 the raises the question of allocating scarce public resources to education and information to minorities - information that could easily be provided by the plethora of LGBT charities and pressure groups rather than govt executive agencies. Furthermore since sexuality and gender is often confused its disappointing to see health professionals making the same errors as the clinically misinformed. One can't help thinking that information overload on trans and genderism identification is inadvertently empowering rather than helping individuals suffering from mental health issues... What’ll become of the site when they run out of Ventilators? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like you Billy. I really do. But she shot you down in flames there. Grab another fighter plane, load up and take to the skies again. I couldn’t be arsed Gypps. It was a choice between a leg of lamb roast dinner with all the trimmings and a chilled out afternoon or ping pong with ‘she who must have the last word.’ No brainer today. After all we all mightn’t have too many lazy Sundays left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 Just a point of information for posters - NHS must always be preceded by at least one of the following: our hard-working under-resourced world-beating the people's And followed by: Jewel in the British crown envy of the world Please avoid suggesting that the NHS would benefit from reform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 19 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: What’ll become of the site when they run out of Ventilators? I've already preempted that two days ago by culling forty non-productive accounts including a couple of lurkers. Be assured the health and safety of the puntership is foremost in our minds consequently we're taking a proactive approach to mitigating the effects of covid-19. More controversially we are now looking at identifying the feeble minded punters for possible eradication. Punters should be reassured that we have recalled Ding to head up an ethics committee to advise us on acceptable protocols. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: I've already preempted that two days ago by culling forty non-productive accounts including a couple of lurkers. Be assured the health and safety of the puntership is foremost in our minds consequently we're taking a proactive approach to mitigating the effects of covid-19. More controversially we are now looking at identifying the feeble minded punters for possible eradication. Punters should be reassured that we have recalled Ding to head up an ethics committee to advise us on acceptable protocols. Sounds a bit right wing to me. So no doubt a popular move. I gather there are moves afoot to convert some factories to ventilator production. I do hope they remember the wing roundels and reassuring throb of a Merlin engine. What a time to be alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 14 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Sounds a bit right wing to me. So no doubt a popular move. I gather there are moves afoot to convert some factories to ventilator production. I do hope they remember the wing roundels and reassuring throb of a Merlin engine. What a time to be alive! The rhetoric of right and left tend to converge. Like railway lines, the further you look, the closer they become. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: The rhetoric of right and left tend to converge. Like railway lines, the further you look, the closer they become. Fucking hell, that's deep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Sounds a bit right wing to me. So no doubt a popular move. I gather there are moves afoot to convert some factories to ventilator production. I do hope they remember the wing roundels and reassuring throb of a Merlin engine. What a time to be alive! The amount of fucking recalls they've had lately on things as simple as a tumble dryer I just hope the Hotpoint factory isn't making ventilators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 14/03/2020 at 21:49, Cuntybaws said: Prepare to lose your lunch, Neil! Breastfeeding as a trans dad This cunt needs a wood grenade driven through the top of its skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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