Cats get Covid19

[King Billy]

9 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

I’m sticking with Charlie Chan for the moment Herr Oberst, although I will excuse Dr Wong, who used to be my GP, a right fit fucking bird.

If push comes to shove I would blame the fucking EU, UN, WHO, NATO and any other bunch of useless cunts who suck up British taxpayers money. Failing that any foreign ponce will do........except the Jews, obviously.

You forgot the BBC Judge. I’m worried about you. Have you been tested?

[Guest judgetwi]

41 minutes ago, King Billy said:

You forgot the BBC Judge. I’m worried about you. Have you been tested?

Not sure which test you are referring to Billy Boy but neglecting  the cunts at Jimmy Savile House is indeed a shameful and appalling error. I will endeavour to put that right, that’s all I can say.

[Stubby Pecker]

12 hours ago, ratcum said:

if we can't blame Johnny China for all this bollocks Jewdy, we'll have to pick on someone else. Any ideas?

🐡

Don't expect a sensible and considered answer herr ratty, all this red sea pedestrian cares about is his own humourless moaning on here and the apartheid conditions of his already paid for retirement villa in the West Bank. What a stupid fucking cunt. 

[Eric Cuntman]

19 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Have you got a problem with your air ways Hardman? You wanna get yourself down the hospital mate. Best not to mention your dislike of non white skin though. They’ll have  a rubber tube in your big gob and down your throat before you can blink. Not recommended, trust me.

Yes. Very interesting.

[Guest N/A]

On 14/04/2020 at 02:54, 'eavensabove said:

ALL cats and dogs (and most other animals) can be infected with Covid, however it has not direct effect on their health. On the other hand, an infected 'person' can pass the virus onto the fur/coat of cats or dogs and this can then be passed on to others... If anybody is still fucking dumb enough, in believing that COVID 19 can only be spread from person to person, then they're as thick as a bat. (Sic) 

The virus can remain infectious for up to 72 hours on certain surfaces, and so consider this:  Airfreight cargo (including foodstuffs) for example, was loaded by infected chumps in Zongoland and within 24-48 hours its landed here in UK and being loaded onto hundreds of distribution trucks and before the virus poses no threat, it's already infected 'some' of those here who came into contact with the goods... Furthermore, all this bollocks about keeping 6ft away from each other, is another load of tosh:  The virus can in fact travel up to 30meters if it's coughed/breathed into the air. Coupled with that, is say an infected person touches a surface, and then fucks off. You, touch the same surface up to 72 hours later (in some instances depending on the material) and bingo, you yourself now have the virus on your hands... It has also been widely broadcast that 2 infected people can infect a further 400+ within the space of a month. WRONG: Without any interference/safety measures in place, ONE person can infect a further 90,000 in six weeks... Fact.

I'm personally of the mind that we've all got the cunting thing. Some will get ill, others will not, and whilst some will be dead within 7 days, some may take up to 5 weeks before they snuff it. It's a lottery, and each individual has their own separate chances of survival.  

I agree with all of the above....but you are still a cunt.

[Guest N/A]

On 14/04/2020 at 13:58, Trucking Funt said:

I saw an interview with Sweden's top virologist Professor Cecilia Soderberg-Naucler who's challenged the Swedish government's advisor Anders Tegnell to a public debate as she thinks he's full of shit and and the death toll is going to be horrific with signs that seemingly unconnected clusters are appearing rapidly in Stockholm's care homes. Sweden has a leftard minority government which is desperate not to become unpopular for implementing a lockdown and has rapidly promoted Mr Tegnell to be its fall guy who will take the blame if this ends up in disaster.

Personally, I don't know why everybody is ignoring Hong Kong as the virus has been stopped dead in its tracks there despite being one of the most densely populated places on Earth. Many in the medical community are attributing it to the fact that everybody immediately masked up. It makes me question why our government is fucking around by not including this in official advice. Even if there's no evidence to support their usage, they still haven't conclusively ruled out that they're useless either.

There is also the point about Hong Kong that it is a Chinese run state.....and therefore ALL stats will be edited.   Deaths in wuhan are reported to be about 3000 plus people according to China.....really it’s in the 50,000 plus range.   Hong Kong will be higher than official figures.      At the end of the day.....there is NO cure.... this will simply have to wash thru the entire world population.   Everyone....and I mean everyone, will have to take their turn at the Deerhunter table, pick up a bullet and spin it in the barrel, pull the trigger and hope for a quick death if unlucky.    Personally I think a few on here won’t make the xmas party.  Bill stickers hopefully.

[Guest N/A]

On 13/04/2020 at 01:57, camberwell gypsy said:

How the fuck can a tiger get wong flu? I mean who's gonna get close enough to sneeze in its face?  Sounds like bollocks to me. 

All surfaces even your fucking pizza tray can get contaminated when it turns up from Uber Eats..... you fucking idiot.   Hope you die

[Guest N/A]

On 14/04/2020 at 01:48, judgetwi said:

Peter BENNETON? Fuck me! This from the poor boy from the slums of Manchester made multi millionaire, Man City season ticket holder and Cotswolds estate owner?

Liar, fake, fraud, bullshitter and........ wanker. 😁

Hope you die...

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said:

There is also the point about Hong Kong that it is a Chinese run state.....and therefore ALL stats will be edited.   Deaths in wuhan are reported to be about 3000 plus people according to China.....really it’s in the 50,000 plus range.   Hong Kong will be higher than official figures.      At the end of the day.....there is NO cure.... this will simply have to wash thru the entire world population.   Everyone....and I mean everyone, will have to take their turn at the Deerhunter table, pick up a bullet and spin it in the barrel, pull the trigger and hope for a quick death if unlucky.    Personally I think a few on here won’t make the xmas party.  Bill stickers hopefully.

I don't agree wiv none of it and you're a cunt.

However, that The Chinese are dishing out false & fabricated info together with keeping quiet about the real facts, is sacrosanct. The big question is whether or not anything will be done about preventing their activities regarding their live-animal eating habits.

[Guest N/A]

On 14/04/2020 at 10:18, Mrs Roops said:

It has always been anticipated that 80% of the population would be infected. Boris' Plan A was to let that happen, the theory being that such action would not only develop a national "herd immunity" but also be less damaging to the economy but once the medical statisticians has calculated the extent to which the NHS' capacity would be swamped by several factors, Plan B was put into action to "flatten the curve" and keep the caseload within NHS and ICU operational limits. Sweden has gone down the Plan A route though the jury is out on that one. 

Yep....but either plan A or B the fact of the matter is...we all have to catch it and see if we live.... that’s the fact of the matter. Sweden just went for the fuck it mode, let’s get it over with.   To be fair once we come out of isolation we will actually be in a similar position to where we started.... millions who have isolated will be exposed and infected all at once.....it just the government will be able to say they had done all they could and built a couple of temporary hospitals come large mass mortuaries called the Nightingale Death Centres...... it’s going to be carnage.

The same thing happened in 1918......the second wave was the most devastating in the summer.

 

[camberwell gypsy]

17 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

All surfaces even your fucking pizza tray can get contaminated when it turns up from Uber Eats..... you fucking idiot.   Hope you die

Why thankyou MC. That's very nice of you. 

[Guest Bernard Fuck]

On ‎13‎/‎04‎/‎2020 at 01:57, camberwell gypsy said:

How the fuck can a tiger get wong flu? I mean who's gonna get close enough to sneeze in its face?  Sounds like bollocks to me. 

It's purported to have started in a wild animal market, not so tenuous an argument then is it?

Yawn. 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 minute ago, Bernard Fuck said:

It's purported to have started in a wild animal market, not so tenuous an argument then is it?

Yawn. 

[Guest Bernard Fuck]

1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said:

Selfie? That's nice.

[Guest Hi I'm Barry Scott]

What ever happened to Combat 18? Did they convert to Covid 19 during their self imposed exile in china in order to teach the bat eating twats a lesson.

[Stubby Pecker]

8 minutes ago, Bernard Fuck said:

It's purported to have started in a wild animal market, not so tenuous an argument then is it?

Yawn. 

One easy theory. Another is from the level 4 bio-security lab that develops viruses that just happens to be in Wuhan.... 

[camberwell gypsy]

11 minutes ago, Bernard Fuck said:

It's purported to have started in a wild animal market, not so tenuous an argument then is it?

Yawn. 

Haven't you got any fly tipping to do? 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

10 minutes ago, Bernard Fuck said:

Selfie? That's nice.

Well, you've got to gibbon take. 

[Guest Hi I'm Barry Scott]

6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

One easy theory. Another is from the level 4 bio-security lab that develops viruses that just happens to be in Wuhan.... 

Isn't a level 4 biosecurity lab just Chinese for fresh bat and dead dog market? The clever cunts.

[Guest Bernard Fuck]

9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Haven't you got any fly tipping to do? 

Said the pikey.

[camberwell gypsy]

Just now, Bernard Fuck said:

Said the pikey.

Pikey. I like that. That's never ever been said to me on this site. At last we have a cunt whose original. 

[Stubby Pecker]

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Pikey. I like that. That's never ever been said to me on this site. At last we have a cunt whose original. 

I think you've met your match here gyps. I hope you've got some bleach left under the sink because it'll be the only way out past his cutting jibes 

[Guest Bernard Fuck]

1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I think you've met your match here gyps. I hope you've got some bleach left under the sink because it'll be the only way out past his cutting jibes 

Perhaps once the lockdown has ended you can help her set up her travelling coconut shy? You'll get paid in all the lucky heather you can eat.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Pikey. I like that. That's never ever been said to me on this site. At last we have a cunt whose original. 

Innit alright eh. And there's us lot simply guessing that we had you sussed. Why, he'll have you down as a cursing peg-whittling heather-gatherer next Gyps!!! I'd watch him. 

Edited April 17, 2020 by 'eavensabove
WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS

[Earl of Punkape]

23 minutes ago, Hi I'm Barry Scott said:

Isn't a level 4 biosecurity lab just Chinese for fresh bat and dead dog market? The clever cunts.

Hello Barry 

Welcome to the board.Hopefully you’re well educated and a devout Christian.

Unfortunately we have several pagan perverts on the board who will endeavour to inveigle themselves with you.Be on your guard.