Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 29 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...he whimpered. What are you, man or mouse? Never mind, just pass the cheese. Hahaha, good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hahaha, good one. She really should travel to Hollywood and start a career as a stand up comedian. Right now. Without her phone or laptop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Some people think I'm a dead ringer for P J Harvey, but I take your point, developed calf muscles are a consequence of x-country and mountain running, something I seem to be doing a lot of at present. Mountain running? What the fuck is that? Don't say you're brilliant enough to literally run over mountain ranges? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 34 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Mountain running? What the fuck is that? Don't say you're brilliant enough to literally run over mountain ranges? It's because of the discrepancy in the length of her legs. She can go all the way round the middle without leaning over at an angle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's because of the discrepancy in the length of her legs. She can go all the way round the middle without leaning over at an angle. Her height varies depending on the height of the kerb at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Mountain running? What the fuck is that? Don't say you're brilliant enough to literally run over mountain ranges? Well, she's definitely over the hill, Stubbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, she's definitely over the hill, Stubbs. She’s peaked all right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 39 minutes ago, King Billy said: Her height varies depending on the height of the kerb at the time. You should see how much Louboutin charge for a pair of slingbacks with one 3 inch heel and one 7 Inch heel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 6 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: I'm sure you were in a 1993 edition of reader's wives. Farmers wives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Some people think I'm a dead ringer for P J Harvey, but I take your point, developed calf muscles are a consequence of x-country and mountain running, something I seem to be doing a lot of at present. Some say you look like David Harvey - ex Leeds Utd and Scotland Goalkeeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: She’s peaked all right. Yep. And for now she will ever rest. Edited April 30, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Some say you look like David Harvey - ex Leeds Utd and Scotland Goalkeeper. More of a Harvey Weinstein, I'd warrant, with a little bit of Goldsmith thrown in for good measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Mountain running? What the fuck is that? Don't say you're brilliant enough to literally run over mountain ranges? Brilliance not required, just plenty of stamina, a high pain threshold and mental toughness. Oh yeah, and no spandex like wot you mountain bikers wear which looks a bit gay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Some say you look like David Harvey - ex Leeds Utd and Scotland Goalkeeper. Hey, Gyps. Seems Boris aint forgotten you after all. COVID-19 – MITIGATING IMPACTS ON GYPSY & TRAVELLER COMMUNITIES Some Gypsies and Travellers are particularly vulnerable and have the potential to be disproportionally impacted by COVID-19, and some will already have been asked to shield for 12 weeks due to high risk underlying health conditions. Social-distancing or self-isolation may be particularly challenging for members of these communities due to often confined and communal households, and restricted living conditions on many sites. In addition, we know that some families lack basic amenities including running water, adequate sanitation, and refuse disposal facilities, all of which are essential to limit the spread of the virus and keep people safe. Many will no longer have access to places they may have relied on for water and cleaning purposes, due to closures of leisure centres, churches and petrol station toilets. The closure of many recycling centres has also had an impact on the disposal of refuse. STEPHEN GREENHALGH MINISTER FOR COMMUNITIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Hey, Gyps. Seems Boris aint forgotten you after all. COVID-19 – MITIGATING IMPACTS ON GYPSY & TRAVELLER COMMUNITIES Some Gypsies and Travellers are particularly vulnerable and have the potential to be disproportionally impacted by COVID-19, and some will already have been asked to shield for 12 weeks due to high risk underlying health conditions. Social-distancing or self-isolation may be particularly challenging for members of these communities due to often confined and communal households, and restricted living conditions on many sites. In addition, we know that some families lack basic amenities including running water, adequate sanitation, and refuse disposal facilities, all of which are essential to limit the spread of the virus and keep people safe. Many will no longer have access to places they may have relied on for water and cleaning purposes, due to closures of leisure centres, churches and petrol station toilets. The closure of many recycling centres has also had an impact on the disposal of refuse. STEPHEN GREENHALGH MINISTER FOR COMMUNITIES Aaaatchoooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 19 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Brilliance not required, just plenty of stamina, a high pain threshold and mental toughness. Oh yeah, and no spandex like wot you mountain bikers wear which looks a bit gay. Only lycras underneath my normal shorts darling. I'm one of only two blokes where I work and wouldn't want the poor young lasses to catch a glimpse of my honed physic and folded in half footlong of a mornin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 27 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Brilliance not required, just plenty of stamina, a high pain threshold and mental toughness. Oh yeah, and no spandex like wot you mountain bikers wear which looks a bit gay. Do your sandals get wet when you walk on the lake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Yep. And for now she will ever rest. Maybe there’s summit wrong with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Maybe there’s summit wrong with her. Alpinizm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do your sandals get wet when you walk on the lake? Not really, walking on a lake of fire to Gehenna is a dry experience, unlike your wit...or a Air Saudi flight, both of which I've had to endure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Not really, walking on a lake of fire to Gehenna is a dry experience, unlike your wit...or a Air Saudi flight, both of which I've had to endure. Very interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 6 hours ago, Bernard Fuck said: Would you be happy if you were to be consigned to a privately run/owned care home? As more than 80% of care homes in the UK is privately owned there isn't much choice in the matter. That said, your question opens a whole can of worms. I have visited council run care homes and at the other end of the market been in homes that at first glance give the appearance of an up-market country club. The issue is not the ownership of care homes but the funding of same, a thorny issue that successive governments always seem to kick into the long grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Hey, Gyps. Seems Boris aint forgotten you after all. COVID-19 – MITIGATING IMPACTS ON GYPSY & TRAVELLER COMMUNITIES Some Gypsies and Travellers are particularly vulnerable and have the potential to be disproportionally impacted by COVID-19, and some will already have been asked to shield for 12 weeks due to high risk underlying health conditions. Social-distancing or self-isolation may be particularly challenging for members of these communities due to often confined and communal households, and restricted living conditions on many sites. In addition, we know that some families lack basic amenities including running water, adequate sanitation, and refuse disposal facilities, all of which are essential to limit the spread of the virus and keep people safe. Many will no longer have access to places they may have relied on for water and cleaning purposes, due to closures of leisure centres, churches and petrol station toilets. The closure of many recycling centres has also had an impact on the disposal of refuse. STEPHEN GREENHALGH MINISTER FOR COMMUNITIES Fucking good job,this virus has just gone up on my estimation. Those pikey cunts near me were up to no good in the night and the sooner Covid wipes the cunts out the better.If it didnt kill then I'd settle for making them impotent so future generations wont have to endure their fucking horrible antics. I fucking hate pikeys! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: Fucking good job,this virus has just gone up on my estimation. Those pikey cunts near me were up to no good in the night and the sooner Covid wipes the cunts out the better.If it didnt kill then I'd settle for making them impotent so future generations wont have to endure their fucking horrible antics. I fucking hate pikeys! This would be a great time for some under the radar round ups. Stick them all in a big concentration camp, for their own safety of course, and let nature take its course. Half with croak it from chink flu and the other half will beat and stab each other to death. No cunt likes these subhuman scum with self imposed living standards akin to middle ages. Stick a raghead from downtown Mogadishu in a gypo camp and they call it a fucking shit hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Neil said: Fucking good job,this virus has just gone up on my estimation. Those pikey cunts near me were up to no good in the night and the sooner Covid wipes the cunts out the better.If it didnt kill then I'd settle for making them impotent so future generations wont have to endure their fucking horrible antics. I fucking hate pikeys! I am hoping that Billy Jeeves is amongst those who are in agony gasping for their last breath of air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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