Aussie and Kiwi twats

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, judgetwi said:

Really? Well why would Marjorie expect me to know about shit like that? Fucking junkies........weak, inadequate fucking wasters. There’s a bunch of them hang around on the benches outside the pharmacy, presumably getting their prescriptions. Freeloading useless cunts......I wouldn’t waste flob on them.

Far out man.

[Major Cunt]

3 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Really? Well why would Marjorie expect me to know about shit like that? Fucking junkies........weak, inadequate fucking wasters. There’s a bunch of them hang around on the benches outside the pharmacy, presumably getting their prescriptions. Freeloading useless cunts......I wouldn’t waste flob on them.

Judge, when you have a stressful job and are sorounded by those who like a dabble it's no shame. If you were to drop the odd sedative, and smoke a bit of ganja, you'd be far more chilled. It's better for you than Skol Super mate.

Known what I mean.

[Major Cunt]

6 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Listen Marje i’ve got better things to do than make a list of which foreign bastards have fucked us the most and then have a row about it.

I’ve heard of Roman Polanski, a lucky fucking cunt who managed to swerve Charlie Manson’s housewarming party. Never heard of the other cunt, sorry.

No need for a slagging mate although we both appreciate the abuse. What I'm saying is let's get are ducks in a row, eh.

[Guest judgetwi]

5 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

Judge, when you have a stressful job and are sorounded by those who like a dabble it's no shame. If you were to drop the odd sedative, and smoke a bit of ganja, you'd be far more chilled. It's better for you than Skol Super mate.

Known what I mean.

Do me a favour Marje. Do you think i’m going to swallow your “look at me, i’m well edgy, please admire me fucking bullshit.” I’m a little bit whoah, i’m a little bit waay.” Hey I like to chill man.

That may impress these wankers on here but not this cunt. I’ve seen what drugs do to people. Fuck you wanker. Don’t expect me to admire some no balls prick who thinks he’s Russell Brand. Besides anything else the cunt supports West Ham!

[Penny Farthing]

6 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Do me a favour Marje. Do you think i’m going to swallow your “look at me, i’m well edgy, please admire me fucking bullshit.” I’m a little bit whoah, i’m a little bit waay.” Hey I like to chill man.

That may impress these wankers on here but not this cunt. I’ve seen what drugs do to people. Fuck you wanker. Don’t expect me to admire some no balls prick who thinks he’s Russell Brand. Besides anything else the cunt supports West Ham!

cool.

[Eric Cuntman]

6 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Do me a favour Marje. Do you think i’m going to swallow your “look at me, i’m well edgy, please admire me fucking bullshit.” I’m a little bit whoah, i’m a little bit waay.” Hey I like to chill man.

That may impress these wankers on here but not this cunt. I’ve seen what drugs do to people. Fuck you wanker. Don’t expect me to admire some no balls prick who thinks he’s Russell Brand. Besides anything else the cunt supports West Ham!

Is alcohol not a drug. Does it not statistically and in a real sense, destroy more lives than all the illicit narcotics put together?

Yes it does. You thick, ignorant fucking wanker.

[Guest judgetwi]

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Is alcohol not a drug. Does it not statistically and in a real sense, destroy more lives than all the illicit narcotics put together?

Yes it does. You thick, ignorant fucking wanker.

Stop drinking it then splashback.

No point in crying to me.

[Penny Farthing]

11 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Stop drinking it then splashback.

No point in crying to me.

Good morning Ernest.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, judgetwi said:

Stop drinking it then splashback.

No point in crying to me.

Do you not see the ridiculousness of your entire philosophy. You accuse all and sundry of swallowing the bullshit our government feeds them. Yet you condemn those who indulge in a spliff, while considering alcohol acceptable, because the government deems one illegal and condones the other. You're more influenced by the establishment than any cunt. 🐑 Baaaah

[Major Cunt]

18 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Do me a favour Marje. Do you think i’m going to swallow your “look at me, i’m well edgy, please admire me fucking bullshit.” I’m a little bit whoah, i’m a little bit waay.” Hey I like to chill man.

That may impress these wankers on here but not this cunt. I’ve seen what drugs do to people. Fuck you wanker. Don’t expect me to admire some no balls prick who thinks he’s Russell Brand. Besides anything else the cunt supports West Ham!

Do spare me from your poor man's Sigmund Freud act, Jewdith. I hear it at least once a week, where you're diagnosing some unfortunate cunt with a perceived mental health illness.

I'm not looking to impress anybody, you fucking idiot, and I'd rather you didn't project your own insecurities on me. It might suprise you, but I come here for a bit of a laugh, like the other 99% of punters. Maybe you should try some illicit substances as the booze just makes you more of a cunt. I wouldn't worry about it though mate it happens. Know what I mean...

I also think it's time you seriously considered joining 'Alcoholics Anonymous'.

[Major Cunt]

10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Do you not see the ridiculousness of your entire philosophy. You accuse all and sundry of swallowing the bullshit our government feeds them. Yet you condemn those who indulge in a spliff, while considering alcohol acceptable, because the government deems one illegal and condones the other. You're more influenced by the establishment than any cunt. 🐑 Baaaah

He's a fucking idiot. The Corners most hypocritical and easily rattled member.

He pass's himself off as some faux intellectual 'Jack Regan' after reading a discounted psychology book on Kindle. Throw into the mix his incredibly poor logic and social skills, and you've got the perfect storm of a cunt.

[Eric Cuntman]

9 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

He's a fucking idiot. The Corners most hypocritical and easily rattled member.

He pass's himself off as some faux intellectual 'Jack Regan' after reading a discounted psychology book on Kindle. Throw into the mix his incredibly poor logic and social skills, and you've got the perfect storm of a cunt.

With an unmatched talent for replying to the wrong post by the wrong person and coming across as an irrelevant, staggering fucking lush.

[Major Cunt]

26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

With an unmatched talent for replying to the wrong post by the wrong person and coming across as an irrelevant, staggering fucking lush.

I'd also bet heavily that his next retort contains accusations of "arse licking". For a bloke who hates faggots as much as the next man born pre 1989 to mention it so much, leads me to the conclusion... 

he's also a closeted shirter.

Edited May 26, 2020 by Major Cunt

[Witheredscrote]

1 minute ago, Major Cunt said:

I'd also bet heavily that his next retort contains accusations of "arse licking". 

I think he's a closeted shirter.

Do you honestly think that he will rise to the weak jibes that Ewic, and you inflict on him.  Judge is 'old school',  been here since year dot of CC, the kebab scoffing leftie.  I hate the fucking pervert, but reluctantly accept him,  and leave him be.  Fuck off.

[Major Cunt]

9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Do you honestly think that he will rise to the weak jibes that Ewic, and you inflict on him.  Judge is 'old school',  been here since year dot of CC, the kebab scoffing leftie.  I hate the fucking pervert, but reluctantly accept him,  and leave him be.  Fuck off.

Thanks for that insight, Withers. I'm completely lost for words, but also in agreement.

Welcome back, and fuck off, obviously.

[Witheredscrote]

Just now, Major Cunt said:

Thanks for that insight, Withers. I'm completely lost for words, but also in agreement.

Welcome back, and fuck off, obviously.

Piss off (I'm original)

[Eric Cuntman]

14 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Piss off (I'm original)

Shit off you hairy dogs cock.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 hour ago, Major Cunt said:

He's a fucking idiot. The Corners most hypocritical and easily rattled member.

He pass's himself off as some faux intellectual 'Jack Regan' after reading a discounted psychology book on Kindle. Throw into the mix his incredibly poor logic and social skills, and you've got the perfect storm of a cunt.

Of course, his lack of protein and vitamin deficiency caused in the main by a prolonged diet of out-of-date stale croissants and other foodstuffs which ordinarily are destined for the skip, only adds to his predicament, albeit that his complaint is self-inflicted and fully endorsed by his own oneself. He is inarguably one of the last remaining South Londoners with rickets, and bottles of White Lightening with turps spirit chasers only enhance the diminishing & rapid decline of what are left of the cells in his brain. Catching Covid, would be a godsend to him.  

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Of course, his lack of protein and vitamin deficiency caused in the main by a prolonged diet of out-of-date stale croissants and other foodstuffs which ordinarily are destined for the skip, only adds to his predicament, albeit that his complaint is self-inflicted and fully endorsed by his own oneself. He is inarguably one of the last remaining South Londoners with rickets, and bottles of White Lightening with turps spirit chasers only enhance the diminishing & rapid decline of what are left of the cells in his brain. Catching Covid, would be a godsend to him.  

I wouldn’t wish that on Judge but at least we’d know someone who’d actually had it.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

 

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I wouldn’t wish that on Judge but at least we’d know someone who’d actually had it.

He's probably immune to Covid, KB.  You have to socialise to become infected.  

[King Billy]

3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Piss off (I'm original)

Withers Originals

[Guest N/A]

On 24/05/2020 at 06:54, Last Cunt Standing said:

Only in the paranoid mind of the Gammon could the last few months be considered anything other than an unmitigated disaster. The figures speak for themselves. Britain is truly fucked, and given what else is heading in your direction soon, I’ll take my chances with the spiders and snakes, if you don’t mind. British exceptionalism has been shown up for the pack of bullshit it always was. Boris is unfit for office. Gove’s chicanery has finally turned into a dead end. Nige is bobbing about in the Channel like the most determined of turds. What a shitshow. 

Best of luck to you all. 

The Abos want THEIR cuntry back you fucking illegal immigrant.... hope they spear you soon.  What’s left of your burnt shit hole.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Are you with The Barron Knights?

I'm married to The Beverly Sisters. 

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:

I'm married to The Beverly Sisters. 

Scissor sisters 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Scissor sisters 

Nahh. Not cut out for those fuckers.