Eric Cuntman Posted August 9, 2020 Report Share Posted August 9, 2020 58 minutes ago, King Billy said: I was going to say something but I’ve just remembered I’ve got David Lammy on the barbecue and I can definitely smell burning. Yum yum. A nice Hog-Roast* *the letter 'h' appears courtesy of political correctness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 9, 2020 Report Share Posted August 9, 2020 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A nice Hog-Roast* *the letter 'h' appears courtesy of political correctness. A nice spit roast* *The letter ‘p’ appears under the same legislation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 9, 2020 Report Share Posted August 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: A nice spit roast* *The letter ‘p’ appears under the same legislation. Imagine trying to Barbecue Abbopotamus. You would need to have been on site at the Chernobyl disaster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine trying to Barbecue Abbopotamus. You would need to have been on site at the Chernobyl disaster. “Bush meat anyone?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: “Bush meat anyone?” Imagine poor old Corbyn at the point of cunnilingus. Euro-pallet strapped across his arse, emergency life raft in a backpack. 4 cell Maglite with spare batteries.eyes watering at the acrid stench of decomposing whale guts, and a burner phone, pre-loaded with the Samaritans number on speed dial. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine poor old Corbyn at the point of cunnilingus. Euro-pallet strapped across his arse, emergency life raft in a backpack. 4 cell Maglite with spare batteries.eyes watering at the acrid stench of decomposing whale guts, and a burner phone, pre-loaded with the Samaritans number on speed dial. You cunt Eric. That just put me right off my brekkie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 13 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: You cunt Eric. That just put me right off my brekkie. Kippers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Kippers? Salmon mousse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 50 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Salmon mousse. 'Well, excuse me Mr Death..." "You fucking Americans, you're all so fucking pompous and none of you have got any balls.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine trying to Barbecue Abbopotamus. You would need to have been on site at the Chernobyl disaster. She might be enough to feed that elephantine black woman with the with the barbecue in the recent TV ad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine trying to Barbecue Abbopotamus. You would need to have been on site at the Chernobyl disaster. Yes, but think of all that crackling.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 11 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: She might be enough to feed that elephantine black woman with the with the barbecue in the recent TV ad. Alison Ham-planet. Irritating, fat black cunt. Famous for nothing other than being a loud, fat nobody on Big Brother. Immediately given a presenting career by the 'Hey Wow Fab Groovy' TV exec's who are down with the idea of forcing black culture down everyone's throat. Her and Abbopotamus should be loaded into the large hadron collider and fired at each other. Blubberpocalypse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Alison Ham-planet. Irritating, fat black cunt. Famous for nothing other than being a loud, fat nobody on Big Brother. Immediately given a presenting career by the 'Hey Wow Fab Groovy' TV exec's who are down with the idea of forcing black culture down everyone's throat. Her and Abbopotamus should be loaded into the large hadron collider and fired at each other. Blubberpocalypse. She's actually famous? Fuck, it doesn't take much these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes, but think of all that crackling.... That is in very bad taste Stubbz but have a like anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 8 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: She's actually famous? Fuck, it doesn't take much these days. Sort of. But only in that 21st century way of being famous. You know, famous for no particular reason, and with no discernible talents or qualities. A bit like Joey Essex. Admired by braindead millennial cunts and sheep who are 'loving' any crap the media tells them to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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