ChildeHarold Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 I think anybody caught not wearing a mask according to the regulations should be shot on sight, or later, their heads cut off and displayed on poles on London Bridge. Wearing a mask. For a long time I've noticed literally gallons of the milk of human kindness flowing back into CC and in this enlightened liberal atmosphere invite members to offer their choice of alternative punishments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I think anybody caught not wearing a mask according to the regulations should be shot on sight, or later, their heads cut off and displayed on poles on London Bridge. Wearing a mask. For a long time I've noticed literally gallons of the milk of human kindness flowing back into CC and in this enlightened liberal atmosphere invite members to offer their choice of alternative punishments. Sounds like a nom for "Let the punishment fit the crime". Shooting and decapitation seems a tad disproportionate to me. Alternatively the guilty party could be forced to wear a full rubber face mask of Richard Nixon for 12 hours straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Sounds like a nom for "Let the punishment fit the crime". Shooting and decapitation seems a tad disproportionate to me. Alternatively the guilty party could be forced to wear a full rubber face mask of Richard Nixon for 12 hours straight. Tricky Dickie would have handled this pandemic a lot better than the orange twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I think anybody caught not wearing a mask according to the regulations should be shot on sight, or later, their heads cut off and displayed on poles on London Bridge. Wearing a mask. For a long time I've noticed literally gallons of the milk of human kindness flowing back into CC and in this enlightened liberal atmosphere invite members to offer their choice of alternative punishments. So basically, nail the exempt ones first, ask questions later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, White Cunt said: So basically, nail the exempt ones first, ask questions later. "Hey sarge this criminal we just shot had an inhaler...oh. Uh, I guess we don't really need that in the evidence bag... Let's just lose that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 10 hours ago, White Cunt said: So basically, nail the exempt ones first, ask questions later. Including the so called asthmatics and children without masks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Including the so called asthmatics and children without masks. You evil fiend ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: You evil fiend ! Just back from B&Q there is a begrudging adoption of face masks, a studied forgetfulness about social distancing (the usual get outta my way fuckers) and even a decline of obvious sanitiser stations at the entrance and exit. I would do as in the Ottoman Empire. Hang a dead human arm over every store entrance clutching a blue disposable mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Just back from B&Q there is a begrudging adoption of face masks, a studied forgetfulness about social distancing (the usual get outta my way fuckers) and even a decline of obvious sanitiser stations at the entrance and exit. I would do as in the Ottoman Empire. Hang a dead human arm over every store entrance clutching a blue disposable mask. What the fuck does a bedsit dwelling cocksmoker like you want with B&Q? Were you shoplifting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 24 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: What the fuck does a bedsit dwelling cocksmoker like you want with B&Q? Were you shoplifting? I like watching shops struggle to stay open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 31 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Just back from B&Q there is a begrudging adoption of face masks, a studied forgetfulness about social distancing (the usual get outta my way fuckers) and even a decline of obvious sanitiser stations at the entrance and exit. I would do as in the Ottoman Empire. Hang a dead human arm over every store entrance clutching a blue disposable mask. The thing is, if we nailed up rotting arms above shop entrances, that tends to raise the risk of disease, so we are then defeating the object of wearing masks and doing the new dance craze of the social distancing shuffle. As long as you are doing your bit CH, don't worry about what other people are doing. The odds of you catching CV19 are... Well its unlikely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: The thing is, if we nailed up rotting arms above shop entrances, that tends to raise the risk of disease, so we are then defeating the object of wearing masks and doing the new dance craze of the social distancing shuffle. As long as you are doing your bit CH, don't worry about what other people are doing. The odds of you catching CV19 are... Well its unlikely. Very unlikely. As unlikely as being bitten by a Dracklia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Very unlikely. As unlikely as being bitten by a Dracklia. Or a reanimated Skellington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 Just now, Weary&Disgusted said: Or a reanimated Skellington I'm frit of them! 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Or a reanimated Skellington Heard the new one about the TUI flight of 20 year old party animals from Greek party island Zante? Now, although it's a longtime since I got an invite to a party, and generally had to gatecrash when I was a piece of salad, I am not optimistic about avoiding any chain of infections created by these cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Very unlikely. As unlikely as being bitten by a Dracklia. As I just said to the WearyandDisgusted Heard the new one about the TUI flight of 20 year old party animals from Greek party island Zante? Now, although it's a longtime since I got an invite to a party, and generally had to gatecrash when I was a piece of salad, I am not optimistic about avoiding any chain of infections created by these cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: What the fuck does a bedsit dwelling cocksmoker like you want with B&Q? Were you shoplifting? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 29 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: As I just said to the WearyandDisgusted Heard the new one about the TUI flight of 20 year old party animals from Greek party island Zante? Now, although it's a longtime since I got an invite to a party, and generally had to gatecrash when I was a piece of salad, I am not optimistic about avoiding any chain of infections created by these cunts. Don't worry about it Harold. The bodies haven't been piled up in the makeshift mortuaries that were spun as horror stories in the first phase of terror spreading propaganda, the false recording of deaths from AIDS, cancer, sepsis etc' as being Covid have been exposed. The manipulation of figures is blatant. They're just trying to manipulate us with fear and turn us into obedient sheep. Live your life. Carry on as normal. It's 99% bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't worry about it Harold. The bodies haven't been piled up in the makeshift mortuaries that were spun as horror stories in the first phase of terror spreading propaganda, the false recording of deaths from AIDS, cancer, sepsis etc' as being Covid have been exposed. The manipulation of figures is blatant. They're just trying to manipulate us with fear and turn us into obedient sheep. Live your life. Carry on as normal. It's 99% bollocks. Clearly the converted is preaching to a sceptic. If I got the chance I'd feed you to a pack of police alsations on anti-rave duty in Wales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Clearly the converted is preaching to a sceptic. If I got the chance I'd feed you to a pack of police alsations on anti-rave duty in Wales. You will be thanking them when they fit surveillance cameras in your house to monitor your behaviour. 🐑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 43 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Heard the new one about the TUI flight of 20 year old party animals from Greek party island Zante? Now, although it's a longtime since I got an invite to a party, and generally had to gatecrash when I was a piece of salad, I am not optimistic about avoiding any chain of infections created by these cunts. I only just noticed... What you mean "when I was a piece of salad..." ? Is this slang for something ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I only just noticed... What you mean "when I was a piece of salad..." ? Is this slang for something ? It's not slang for anything. He's just admitting that he's a vegetable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's not slang for anything. He's just admitting that he's a vegetable. Lettuce pray that he recovers soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I only just noticed... What you mean "when I was a piece of salad..." ? Is this slang for something ? salad days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Lettuce pray that he recovers soon. That was a little gem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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