Gervais vs. Boyle

[Wolfie]

9 hours ago, Frank said:

It’s nothing to do with sophistication, you fucking lowbrow drip. Some of us live on a level that someone of your means will never comprehend. Alpacacunt. 

Shut your fucking mouth you unfunny, redundant, shit-stirring dago cunt. You've exhausted yourself with feeding on Pen's school playground-created 'alpaca' antics recently, and with an unprecedented 15-20 posts within the past few days, most aimed squarely at me and my alleged breeding of some llama-like mammal, I've obviously got you in my pocket – and precisely why you're looking like the easily-riled little shitstain I appear to exploit with relative ease.

 

[Frank]

3 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Shut your fucking mouth you unfunny, redundant, shit-stirring dago cunt. You've exhausted yourself with feeding on Pen's school playground-created 'alpaca' antics recently, and with an unprecedented 15-20 posts within the past few days, most aimed squarely at me and my alleged breeding of some llama-like mammal, I've obviously got you in my pocket – and precisely why you're looking like the easily-riled little shitstain I appear to exploit with relative ease.

 

Fucking hell. 

[Cuntybaws]

3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Can you still buy McCowans’ Highland Toffee in the UK? 

Probably, but I'd very strongly urge you not to eat it unless you're immune to botulism and mucormycosis.

[Eric Cuntman]

4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Have you ever come across a macaroni pie? (Not literally, although you could be forgiven if you had.)

I can't see the appeal of wheat flour wrapped up in wheat flour. Stuff it with bacon, fried onions and potato, and I'm in.

[Dyslexic cnut]

5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

For lovers of such gastronomic highlights, I can recommend Scampi Fries and Dairylea, between two bits of Mighty White.

I believe it’s called a “Jayda Fransen” by those in the know. 

Enjoy. 

Incidentally, settle an argument. Can you still buy McCowans’ Highland Toffee in the UK? 

You can, because as the Wolf will attest, toffee is only exquisite when it is made at altitude…by alcoholics. Fuck off. Lol.

[Penny Farthing]

6 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Shut your fucking mouth you unfunny, redundant, shit-stirring dago cunt. You've exhausted yourself with feeding on Pen's school playground-created 'alpaca' antics recently, and with an unprecedented 15-20 posts within the past few days, most aimed squarely at me and my alleged breeding of some llama-like mammal, I've obviously got you in my pocket – and precisely why you're looking like the easily-riled little shitstain I appear to exploit with relative ease.

 

Wolfie. What do you think about Chard (the vegetable not the Somerset town)?