ProfB Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 He is not an arse bandit, it's a publicity stunt, or why haven't we seen him with his man-friend or in his PVC waistcoat? Where is his moustache? Even Holly Willyboobies knows he's straight. He has issues, attention seeking whatsits. ProfB XXX a seeker of the divine truth. AMEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 6 minutes ago, ProfB said: He is not an arse bandit, it's a publicity stunt, or why haven't we seen him with his man-friend or in his PVC waistcoat? Where is his moustache? Even Holly Willyboobies knows he's straight. He has issues, attention seeking whatsits. ProfB XXX a seeker of the divine truth. AMEN Dunno about that Prof, the story doing the rounds was that he was forced to come out due to the fact the 18-year old ITV runner he was fudging intended to go public, which forced his filthy hand. Typical poof: likes em young, but not young enough to be accused of anything untoward. Give it a few years though and there'll be a P on the end of LGBTQ+, mark my words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 Just now, Cocky Cunt-Features said: Dunno about that Prof, the story doing the rounds was that he was forced to come out due to the fact the 18-year old ITV runner he was fudging intended to go public, which forced his filthy hand. Typical poof: likes em young, but not young enough to be accused of anything untoward. Give it a few years though and there'll be a P on the end of LGBTQ+, mark my words. I see. Can you help me with my other concern? On cuntspotter's profile, it says message him - I spent ages composing the perfect message - clicked send & it says Spotty is not accepting messages? Send him a message, but he's not accepting messages? Normal for Norfolk, but isn't he from Tyne & Wear? Love Prof B XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 I don’t like these talking heads. Their only talent (if that is what it is) is talking inanely at a camera whilst reading from an autocue. The drones of the entertainment industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 4 minutes ago, ProfB said: I see. Can you help me with my other concern? On cuntspotter's profile, it says message him - I spent ages composing the perfect message - clicked send & it says Spotty is not accepting messages? Send him a message, but he's not accepting messages? Normal for Norfolk, but isn't he from Tyne & Wear? Love Prof B XXX What do you want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 6 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: What do you want? Oh, oh, oh, is the answer "shooting"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh, oh, oh, is the answer "shooting"? Stand easy, legionnaire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 (edited) 42 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: What do you want? I wanted to suggest you make sure corner members are over the age of 18 - stubby pecker is clearly a teen, and trolls Prof B. Edited March 28, 2021 by ProfB missed the s off members - SORRY mrs Roots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: I wanted to suggest you make sure corner member are over the age of 18 - stubby pecker is clearly a teen, and trolls Prof B. We have a few “Rum coves” here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 Not content with some fucking secondhand car tv advertising scam ShitLip is pushing CraftGin. He clearly wants some of the Lineker gold dust. All these fucking greedy gobs tv bookends need to be cleared out and some fresh young talent given a chance. And can anybody tell me is fucking Elton John the most boring cunt in the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Not content with some fucking secondhand car tv advertising scam ShitLip is pushing CraftGin. He clearly wants some of the Lineker gold dust. All these fucking greedy gobs tv bookends need to be cleared out and some fresh young talent given a chance. And can anybody tell me is fucking Elton John the most boring cunt in the world? Scarcely relevant now. He’s an old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 30 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Stand easy, legionnaire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 19 minutes ago, ProfB said: I wanted to suggest you make sure corner member are over the age of 18 - stubby pecker is clearly a teen, and trolls Prof B. If you were to take into account the spelling and punctuation of the vast majority of posters on this site, you could be forgiven for believing that the average age of the membership was 9. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Not content with some fucking secondhand car tv advertising scam ShitLip is pushing CraftGin. He clearly wants some of the Lineker gold dust. All these fucking greedy gobs tv bookends need to be cleared out and some fresh young talent given a chance. And can anybody tell me is fucking Elton John the most boring cunt in the world? I'll answer your last question first. I don't know Reg personally but he definitely has a keen intresting in taking it up the arse. Which leads me onto your second question. Schofield's also a toffee jouster despite being married with children, and like Elton is also worth a few quid. What's your thought process here, Aitch? Did you think that taking the odd length or ten thousand was a guaranteed route to fame and fortune? I get the distinct impression that your a very bitter turd burglar... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: If you were to take into account the spelling and punctuation of the vast majority of posters on this site, you could be forgiven for believing that the average age of the membership was 9. This is Prof B we're talking about here, Dec's. The man has an avatar of a sheep pulling a 'Saturday Night Fever' pose for fucks sake. I was going through some old threads from 2015 and he was getting absolutely slaughtered by Jazz, Frank, Bronny Keef, and quite a few,others. It's been six years and I see little improvement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 On 28/03/2021 at 18:06, Cocky Cunt-Features said: Dunno about that Prof, the story doing the rounds was that he was forced to come out due to the fact the 18-year old ITV runner he was fudging intended to go public, which forced his filthy hand. Typical poof: likes em young, but not young enough to be accused of anything untoward. Give it a few years though and there'll be a P on the end of LGBTQ+, mark my words. I like the cut of your jib, Cocky. You're exactly the kind of talent that we'd include in our starting eleven. Unfortunately, you've joined us at a time where our most toxic and amusing punters have fucked off. Personally, I put it down to Roops' Stalin level censorship including the deletion of completely innocuous posts. @The Beast when are you gonna see sense and give Mary Whitehouse her P45? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: This is Prof B we're talking about here, Dec's. The man has an avatar of a sheep pulling a 'Saturday Night Fever' pose for fucks sake. I was going through some old threads from 2015 and he was getting absolutely slaughtered by Jazz, Frank, Bronny Keef, and quite a few,others. It's been six years and I see little improvement. I’m not at all sure what you think we should be scoring people on here..artistic merit, taste, wit, sardonic humour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: I like the cut of your jib, Cocky. You're exactly the kind of talent that we put on the starting eleven. Unfortunately, you've joined us at a time where are most toxic and amusing punters have fucked off. Personally, I put it down to Roops' Stalin level censorship including the deletion of completely innocuous posts. @The Beast when are you gonna see sense and give Mary Whitehouse her P45? The deletion of what you consider to be completely innocuous posts was down to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I’m not at all sure what you think we should be scoring people on here..artistic merit, taste, wit, sardonic humour? A post that induces a fucking laugh would be a good start, Spotto. Horses for courses I guess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 Just now, Major Cunt said: A post that induces a fucking laugh would be a good start,Spotto. Horses for courses I guess... I tend to agree..when you see one...point it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 27 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I get the distinct impression that your a very bitter turd burglar... If that's the limit of his depravity I'd be shocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 (edited) 59 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I tend to agree..when you see one...point it out. Here's one Spotty: PHILHEAP SAID: "My mother-in-law and father-in-law, John and Jill, they are amazing. My whole family, my God, the reaction from all of them was extraordinary. SPOT why is everyone happy he came out? Why did it take him 27 years of wedded bliss to realise he preferred men to women? Who has he done it with? The latest is: Phillip Schofield buys new house with wife Steph - £839,428 home What part of gay doesn't he understand? Edited March 28, 2021 by ProfB missed the S off again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: I tend to agree..when you see one...point it out. Philip Sco told me a joke Spot: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HOMOSEXUAL DENTIST? Tooth fairy 🤭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 31 minutes ago, ProfB said: Philip Sco told me a joke Spot: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HOMOSEXUAL DENTIST? Tooth fairy 🤭 Thank you for brightening up everyone’s day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 36 minutes ago, ProfB said: Philip Sco told me a joke Spot: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HOMOSEXUAL DENTIST? Tooth fairy 🤭 What do you call a vegan footballer? Soy of the Rovers. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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