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He is not an arse bandit, it's a publicity stunt, or why haven't we seen him with his man-friend or in his PVC waistcoat? Where is his moustache? 

Even Holly Willyboobies knows he's straight.

He has issues, attention seeking whatsits.

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6 minutes ago, ProfB said:

He is not an arse bandit, it's a publicity stunt, or why haven't we seen him with his man-friend or in his PVC waistcoat? Where is his moustache? 

Even Holly Willyboobies knows he's straight.

He has issues, attention seeking whatsits.

ProfB XXX a seeker of the divine truth.

AMEN

Dunno about that Prof, the story doing the rounds was that he was forced to come out due to the fact the 18-year old ITV runner he was fudging intended to go public, which forced his filthy hand.

Typical poof: likes em young, but not young enough to be accused of anything untoward. Give it a few years though and there'll be a P on the end of LGBTQ+, mark my words.

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Just now, Cocky Cunt-Features said:

Dunno about that Prof, the story doing the rounds was that he was forced to come out due to the fact the 18-year old ITV runner he was fudging intended to go public, which forced his filthy hand.

Typical poof: likes em young, but not young enough to be accused of anything untoward. Give it a few years though and there'll be a P on the end of LGBTQ+, mark my words.

I see.

Can you help me with my other concern? On cuntspotter's profile, it says message him - I spent ages composing the perfect message - clicked send & it says Spotty is not accepting messages?

Send him a message, but he's not accepting messages? Normal for Norfolk, but isn't he from Tyne & Wear?

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4 minutes ago, ProfB said:

I see.

Can you help me with my other concern? On cuntspotter's profile, it says message him - I spent ages composing the perfect message - clicked send & it says Spotty is not accepting messages?

Send him a message, but he's not accepting messages? Normal for Norfolk, but isn't he from Tyne & Wear?

Love Prof B XXX

 

What do you want?

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42 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

What do you want?

I wanted to suggest you make sure corner members are over the age of 18 - stubby pecker is clearly a teen, and trolls Prof B.

 

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missed the s off members - SORRY mrs Roots
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Not content with some fucking secondhand car tv advertising scam ShitLip is pushing CraftGin. He clearly wants some of the Lineker gold dust. All these fucking greedy gobs tv bookends need to be cleared out and some fresh young talent given a chance. And can anybody tell me is fucking Elton John the most boring cunt in the world? 

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2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Not content with some fucking secondhand car tv advertising scam ShitLip is pushing CraftGin. He clearly wants some of the Lineker gold dust. All these fucking greedy gobs tv bookends need to be cleared out and some fresh young talent given a chance. And can anybody tell me is fucking Elton John the most boring cunt in the world? 

Scarcely relevant now. He’s an old man.

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19 minutes ago, ProfB said:

I wanted to suggest you make sure corner member are over the age of 18 - stubby pecker is clearly a teen, and trolls Prof B.

 

If you were to take into account the spelling and punctuation of the vast majority of posters on this site, you could be forgiven for believing that the average age of the membership was 9.

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5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Not content with some fucking secondhand car tv advertising scam ShitLip is pushing CraftGin. He clearly wants some of the Lineker gold dust. All these fucking greedy gobs tv bookends need to be cleared out and some fresh young talent given a chance. And can anybody tell me is fucking Elton John the most boring cunt in the world? 

I'll answer your last question first. I don't know Reg personally but he definitely has a keen intresting in taking it up the arse. Which leads me onto your second question. Schofield's also a toffee jouster despite being married with children, and like Elton is also worth a few quid.

What's your thought process here, Aitch? Did you think that taking the odd length or ten thousand was a guaranteed route to fame and fortune?

I get the distinct impression that your a very bitter turd burglar...

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6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

If you were to take into account the spelling and punctuation of the vast majority of posters on this site, you could be forgiven for believing that the average age of the membership was 9.

This is Prof B we're talking about here, Dec's. The man has an avatar of a sheep pulling a 'Saturday Night Fever' pose for fucks sake.

I was going through some old threads from 2015 and he was getting absolutely slaughtered by Jazz, Frank, Bronny Keef, and quite a few,others.

It's been six years and I see little improvement.

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On 28/03/2021 at 18:06, Cocky Cunt-Features said:

Dunno about that Prof, the story doing the rounds was that he was forced to come out due to the fact the 18-year old ITV runner he was fudging intended to go public, which forced his filthy hand.

Typical poof: likes em young, but not young enough to be accused of anything untoward. Give it a few years though and there'll be a P on the end of LGBTQ+, mark my words.

I like the cut of your jib, Cocky. You're exactly the kind of talent that we'd include in our starting eleven.

Unfortunately, you've joined us at a time where our most toxic and amusing punters have fucked off. Personally, I put it down to Roops' Stalin level censorship including the deletion of completely innocuous posts.

@The Beast when are you gonna see sense and give Mary Whitehouse her P45?

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10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

This is Prof B we're talking about here, Dec's. The man has an avatar of a sheep pulling a 'Saturday Night Fever' pose for fucks sake.

I was going through some old threads from 2015 and he was getting absolutely slaughtered by Jazz, Frank, Bronny Keef, and quite a few,others.

It's been six years and I see little improvement.

I’m not at all sure what you think we should be scoring people on here..artistic merit, taste, wit, sardonic humour? 

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1 minute ago, Major Cunt said:

I like the cut of your jib, Cocky. You're exactly the kind of talent that we put on the starting eleven.

Unfortunately, you've joined us at a time where are most toxic and amusing punters have fucked off. Personally, I put it down to Roops' Stalin level censorship including the deletion of completely innocuous posts.

@The Beast when are you gonna see sense and give Mary Whitehouse her P45?

The deletion of what you consider to be completely innocuous posts was down to me.

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27 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I get the distinct impression that your a very bitter turd burglar...

If that's the limit of his depravity I'd be shocked.

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59 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

I tend to agree..when you see one...point it out.

Here's one Spotty: PHILHEAP SAID: "My mother-in-law and father-in-law, John and Jill, they are amazing. My whole family, my God, the reaction from all of them was extraordinary.

SPOT why is everyone happy he came out?

Why did it take him 27 years of wedded bliss to realise he preferred men to women?

Who has he done it with?

The latest is:

Phillip Schofield buys new house with wife Steph - £839,428 home

What part of gay doesn't he understand?

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