Penny Farthing Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 18 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m glad you’re enjoying your sunlit uplands. But are you still bitter over the brexit vote result? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Is it a white rat in a cage with one of those exercise wheels? I don't have a rat. It's the UB40 song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't have a rat. It's the UB40 song I am most dreadfully sorry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 On 03/07/2021 at 22:31, Eric Cuntman said: Stuff it up a hedgehogs arse, then stuff that up a badgers arse. Gypsy three bird roast stylee! That’s almost what old punkers gets up with a range of different sized, and freshly shampooed, rodents… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 On 03/07/2021 at 22:12, camberwell gypsy said: Theres a rat in me kitchen what I'm a gonna do? Get your rat out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: That’s almost what old punkers gets up with a range of different sized, and freshly shampooed, rodents… Is Punko back in the game.? I’m sure I saw him alive on here last week. He’s done more stir than Ian Brady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Is Punko back in the game.? I’m sure I saw him alive on here last week. He’s done more stir than Ian Brady. I wish he was. @Earl of Punkape is the most entertaining cunt on here. I may enjoy having him banned, but that's his game and he probably appreciates it. In fact, he'd probably like to suck my cock. He's a massive bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wish he was. @Earl of Punkape is the most entertaining cunt on here. I may enjoy having him banned, but that's his game and he probably appreciates it. In fact, he'd probably like to suck my cock. He's a massive bender. He's also a catholic just like Panzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 11 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: He's also a catholic just like Panzer. Hilarious, I cannot stop laughing. Your face looks like puréed dog shit. Love ProfB xxx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 42 minutes ago, ProfB said: Hilarious, I cannot stop laughing. Your face looks like puréed dog shit. Love ProfB xxx That’s more like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: That’s more like it. Ta mate 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 51 minutes ago, ProfB said: Hilarious, I cannot stop laughing. Your face looks like puréed dog shit. Love ProfB xxx You think her face looks bad here, you should see it in real life; like a road kill badger that’s been rotting in the sun for a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: You think her face looks bad here, you should see it in real life; like a road kill badger that’s been rotting in the sun for a week An overendowed male of the species at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 On 27/06/2021 at 01:49, judgetwi said: I went to my local corner shop the other day (well one of them anyway) to buy my usual wifebeater and fags supply. This is one of those shops that have a display of, mostly foreign, fruit and vegetables on trestles outside. I have bought mushrooms, water melons and coconuts from there in the past and they have been excellent, which is more than you can say for the Aldi shithole on the other side of the road. Anyway, as I approached I saw a rat emerge from behind a litter bin, scurry across the pavement, and disappear under the display. The shopkeeper bloke was standing in the doorway of the shop and said...”Hello Sir, how are you today” as usual. I beckoned to him and he came out and I told him what i’d just seen. He went fucking apeshit! He ran in the shop shouting and screaming in Urdu. Suddenly all these blokes appeared from nowhere, brandishing brooms and sticks and turning the display over while shutting the door behind them. “It was a mice yes, not rat, no a rat?” the cunt said to me. I said “i’m no expert mate but it was big, had a long tail and was.....er.....dark. (Notice how I avoided the word “black”......who says diversity training is a waste of time and money?) Anyway, I got my fags and booze and fucked off, stopping the wheelchair at the Kebab shop obviously, but leaving the cunts to it. So, if you want to wind up your local Peacefuls just go into a shop and claim you saw a rat. I don’t know why I didn’t think of it before. They won’t be happy but they are going to cut your head off anyway so you might as well take the piss while you can. No need to thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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