Saint Billiam of Gates, multi billionaire philanthropist and absolutely not presently being divorced because of his past close association with Jeffrey Epstein.

[King Billy]

5 hours ago, Roadkill said:

I'm struggling to understand all of this... Are you arguing with @King Billy about the validity of dodgy vaccine passes or @Dyslexic cnut about where specifically he sailed? Can you break it all down into bullet points, please?

FFS Killer, she’s wriggling on the hook. Don’t start asking her questions. Just tell her Billy is going to wrap her up in his tinfoil hat when she comes to the surface, and charbroil her tough old rump till it’s wobbling like Joe Bidens lower lip.

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

you’ve had your arse handed to you…

That would require unfeasibly large hands or an Alan Partridge sized plate.

[Eric Cuntman]

46 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Myself and the kids have all been double jabbed. I've had the AZ, the Rooplets (who are all adults) have had the Pfizer.

Bullshit. Never happened.

[Eric Cuntman]

22 minutes ago, Frank said:

Of all the punters that have come and gone, you are by far the most weaselly. A snide. 

Have you two cooked up this fucking pantomime backstage?

[King Billy]

53 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

We do not want the site to become the home of bacofoil lovers.

In a quaint sort of ‘We are not amused’ Queen Victoria way? I can’t recall this resolution being passed. Have a free emoji anyway 😷

[King Billy]

52 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I have bought a pack of Garibaldi biscuits, in the tin when you get home x

She’s already home Ed. You can hear the rattling from space.

[King Billy]

50 minutes ago, Frank said:

DC you've been told. Give it a rest. Understood?

Frank. You’re a vicious cunt. She’s struggling worse than Maddie in a rucksack under the back seat  right now. The last thing she fucking needs is you coming to her rescue. Fuck off.

[King Billy]

56 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said:

I am double jabbed with the AZ vaccine .. I am also halfway through isolation with a none too pleasant dose of Covid .. it is like the worst dose of flu I have ever had .. I wonder what it would have been like if I had not been jabbed?

Batflu19. New variant Cockflu21.

[Roadkill]

20 minutes ago, King Billy said:

FFS Killer, she’s wriggling on the hook. Don’t start asking her questions. Just tell her Billy is going to wrap her up in his tinfoil hat when she comes to the surface, and charbroil her tough old rump till it’s wobbling like Joe Bidens lower lip.

She won't accept defeat, Billy. Just like you won't. @Dyslexic cnut thinking he's got a chance I can understand due to his relative newness, but you've been down this path multiple times.

No cunt is going to back down on either side of the argument, so why keep arguing? Tell each other to fuck off and move on.

[Roadkill]

18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you two cooked up this fucking pantomime backstage?

It does seem a bit scripted...

[Dyslexic cnut]

43 minutes ago, Frank said:

Of all the punters that have come and gone, you are by far the most weaselly. A snide. 

I’ve done my best for you Francis and I have the scars to prove it. I can help you no more, you’re on your own, you’ve brought this on yourself. Standby.

[Dyslexic cnut]

23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you two cooked up this fucking pantomime backstage?

The thought disgusts me and you know I wouldn’t lie to you. Cunt’s dead to me.

[Roadkill]

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

The thought disgusts me and you know I wouldn’t lie to you. Cunt’s dead to me.

Prove it. Call him something you know will get you coolered.

[Decimus]

DC?

[King Billy]

4 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

She won't accept defeat, Billy. Just like you won't. @Dyslexic cnut thinking he's got a chance I can understand due to his relative newness, but you've been down this path multiple times.

No cunt is going to back down on either side of the argument, so why keep arguing? Tell each other to fuck off and move on.

RK. You and I came to an understanding long ago, when you and a couple of others offered me a crutch to lean on and sound advice going forward. I thanked you and have not and will not forget that time. What you are saying now is as true and equally as much appreciated, but the thing is that she can cancel me at any time as she wields the big stick. But if she did that, bearing in mind that I know the rules and keep within them nowadays, that would imo be the ultimate admission of defeat. Alternatively she could ignore me, which her ego would also imo not allow.

At least I can find small comfort in the knowledge that my mad tinfoil hat nominations appear to be the most commented on and looked at presently.

Over and out.

[Dyslexic cnut]

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

DC?

Pair of cunts…you both know that after today she’s gagging to string me up alongside Punkers.

[Mrs Roops]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Dishes to do and wounds to lick. Do press on.

 

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

FFS Killer, she’s wriggling on the hook.

Fanciful thinking aside, you two snivelling mutual hand-holders are scraping the barrel and are trying too hard.

[Dyslexic cnut]

Just now, Mrs Roops said:

 

Fanciful thinking aside, you two snivelling mutual hand-holders are scraping the barrel and are trying too hard.

Why are you sporting a split lip & a black eye? He’s home isn’t he?

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said:

 

Fanciful thinking aside, you two snivelling mutual hand-holders are scraping the barrel and are trying too hard.

Words fail me, so have 3 emojis.

😂😷😘

[Mrs Roops]

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Words fail me, so have 3 emojis.

😂😷😘

...and this is the much anticipated charbroiling? Its less heat than a soggy party-popper. 

[Mrs Roops]

6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Why are you sporting a split lip & a black eye? He’s home isn’t he?

Interesting. Is this how you "rule" at home?

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said:

...and this is the much anticipated charbroiling? Its less heat than a soggy party-popper. 

Rattled of the Rhône.

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said:

Interesting. Is this how you "rule" at home?

I’d recommend the local battered wives’ hostel but I think even they’d knock fuck out of you.

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

...and this is the much anticipated charbroiling? Its less heat than a soggy party-popper. 

Are you OK? If you need any help I’m here for you. Something seems amiss.

[Dyslexic cnut]

Just now, King Billy said:

Are you OK? If you need any help I’m here for you. Something seems amiss.

Nothing a piece of braising steak or a bag of frozen peas can’t sort out…she’s been told twice.