camberwell gypsy Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Goober said: Depends where you are walking and whether there is a chance of game getting up in front of you. As such, the answer is no, that's not normal, mostly. The fucker here is simple ergonomics and safety that's taught at a very early age. 28" barrel, 14 or 15" stock or thereabouts? The ergonomics don't work. You can't shoot yourself in the gut whilst carrying it. Assuming it's loaded, not broken & safety off, then you drop it such that it spins 180 degrees and faces towards you and the trigger somehow is depressed.... There's far too many improbables there to make it realistic. Let's just say it's going to be a seriously unlikely set of events that's going to need some JFK magic bullet type explanation. So the rumour that Alec Baldwin was there is looking the more likely then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: And I was making the point that any cunt with a knowledge of firearms and an inclination to end their life, would invariably opt for the head. That was the point, speculative and on topic. Jesus fucking Christ. Do not not blaspheme! Wicked child (slap slap). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do not not blaspheme! Wicked child (slap slap). We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark.. and we're wearing sunglasses. Let's go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10379145/Italian-junior-shooting-champion-19-dies-accidentally-shooting-stomach.html What's your angle on this Eric? I don't buy it. Btw: how come you can't receive PMs? Italian? Shooting?? Surely sprinting would have been more his sport, after hastily dropping the gun first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do not not blaspheme! Wicked child (slap slap). Who exactly was this Sid Potter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: And I was making the point that any cunt with a knowledge of firearms and an inclination to end their life, would invariably opt for the head. That was the point, speculative and on topic. Jesus fucking Christ. Just like Adolf did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So the rumour that Alec Baldwin was there is looking the more likely then! He was bending over at the time so I think it's more likely that Lord Punkape was there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 5 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Who exactly was this Sid Potter? He was in a film about being black in the jungle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He was in a film about being black in the jungle I think it was the one where Sid James ordered them to break out another tin of corned beef whenever one of the darkies got killed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think it was the one where Sid James ordered them to break out another tin of corned beef whenever one of the darkies got killed. "Yak yak yak" That's my other Sid James impression! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He was in a film about being black in the jungle That was John Alderton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: That was John Alderton. 'Please Massa'. 'The Fenn Street Drug Gang'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 On 08/01/2022 at 01:00, Eric Cuntman said: And I was making the point that any cunt with a knowledge of firearms and an inclination to end their life, would invariably opt for the head. That was the point, speculative and on topic. Jesus fucking Christ. Could go in one ear & out of the other. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 9 hours ago, ProfB said: Could go in one ear & out of the other. There's a lot of that going on at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 On 08/01/2022 at 01:00, Eric Cuntman said: And I was making the point that any cunt with a knowledge of firearms and an inclination to end their life, would invariably opt for the head. That was the point, speculative and on topic. Jesus fucking Christ. I’d have done both his knees from the back just for being Italian if that’s any help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’d have done both his knees from the back just for being Italian if that’s any help. I find it quite heartening and comforting Bill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I find it quite heartening and comforting Bill. Crawling back down the mountain on his hands and the mushy bits where his knees used to be would take his mind off the little entry wound in the front of his overpriced designer jumper. Statistically most Waps get shot in the back anyway. The cunt should count himself lucky to be different from the rest of his countrymen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I find it quite heartening and comforting Bill. I’m not a monster Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m not a monster Eric. Mostly you come at night, mostly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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