Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 During my absence from here, things have got stranger at the office. My 'relationship' manager keeps calling me on that zoom shite, asking for a 'chat'. She sounds very standoffish though when we do have out 'chat', yet she seems keen to keep on having them, sometimes in the early evening - not too late but late enough. What the fucks all that about? Is not quite harassment yet, but it's very odd, I don't know what her fucking problem is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 (edited) On 11/01/2022 at 00:10, Eric Cuntman said: Learn to drive a lorry and stop whining like the ginger one out of the Waltons. Or the ginger one out of the Spice girls 👨🏻🦰should've gone to spec savers. Oh arseholes, at nearly 60 it's normal to see sfa. Edited February 22, 2022 by ProfB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 BANGCOCK? Booked for my Summer hols with my bestie, big Karen. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 1 minute ago, ProfB said: BANGCOCK? Booked for my Summer hols with my bestie, big Karen. Love ProfB xxx Are you a real professor or do you run a Punch and Judy stall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 I was born a real Prof - profB, professor bar lamb. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 1 minute ago, ProfB said: BANGCOCK? Booked for my Summer hols with my bestie, big Karen. Love ProfB xxx Will you and Kazza be bangin' some big cock out there? Make sure you take some condoms. Oh, and don't forget to post the videos on here, could do with some light 'relief' Love cunt♥ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Just now, ProfB said: I was born a real Prof - profB, professor bar lamb. 👍 Coloured my roots today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 @ProfB get the fuck off my thread you dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 1 minute ago, cunt said: Will you and Kazza be bangin' some big cock out there? Make sure you take some condoms. Oh, and don't forget to post the videos on here, could do with some light 'relief' Love cunt♥ Kazza is a big girl, she can do two at a time. At 59 we don't need condoms. We won't get preggers? City of Angels here we come. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, ProfB said: At 59 we don't need condoms. We won't get preggers? Hopefully you'll get fucking AIDS though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, ProfB said: Kazza is a big girl, she can do two at a time. At 59 we don't need condoms. We won't get preggers? City of Angels here we come. Love ProfB xxx I wasn't suggesting you'd return 'with child'. I was more concerned about you bringing back another dose of pox. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 12 minutes ago, ProfB said: Coloured my roots today. Collar, and cuffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Hopefully you'll get fucking AIDS though. It's the only thing which would look good on 'her'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 27 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: During my absence from here, things have got stranger at the office. My 'relationship' manager keeps calling me on that zoom shite, asking for a 'chat'. She sounds very standoffish though when we do have out 'chat', yet she seems keen to keep on having them, sometimes in the early evening - not too late but late enough. What the fucks all that about? Is not quite harassment yet, but it's very odd, I don't know what her fucking problem is. Could you clarify who the fuck you are, Larry? I had no idea you existed, let alone were absent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Could you clarify who the fuck you are, Larry? I had no idea you existed, let alone were absent. You sound like my mam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Could you clarify who the fuck you are, Larry? I had no idea you existed, let alone were absent. He's the one we thought might have been Pete. Or Gurt or Quincy. Shifty fucking cunt anyway. Shall we torture him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 10 minutes ago, cunt said: Collar, and cuffs? WHAT PART OF "roots" don't you understand? 😤 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: He's the one we thought might have been Pete. Or Gurt or Quincy. Shifty fucking cunt anyway. Shall we torture him? I think I've got early onset dementia, Eric. I'm drawing a complete fucking blank on the cunt. That or I've just subconsciously rated him as being too shit to waste brain space on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's the one we thought might have been Pete. Or Gurt or Quincy. Shifty fucking cunt anyway. Shall we torture him? I'm the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: WHAT PART OF "roots" don't you understand? 😤 Get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 14 minutes ago, ProfB said: WHAT PART OF "roots" don't you understand? 😤 The apical meristem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 15 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: Get fucked. Shut up GRANDAD with a saggy face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, ProfB said: Shut up GRANDAD with a saggy face. Cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The apical meristem. "Well gwapple me gwapenuts Kwiss". That's my other David Bellamy impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: WHAT PART OF "roots" don't you understand? 😤 It's about kidnapping blacks from Africa and selling them as slaves! What's not to understand about that? @Eric Cuntman loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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