camberwell gypsy Posted February 7, 2022 Report Share Posted February 7, 2022 I tuned on to the news earlier, to find out if little Vlad Pootin had sent his tanks across the border to kick the shit of the Ukrainians or if that psycho dwarf in sweatyland had cut a couple of inches off of all doors in schools to aid airflow to combat the wok flu (you couldn't make it up) or if BloJo has finally fled number 10 only to find that top story is the possible demise of aussie soap Neighbours. By all accounts Channel 5 has decided to concentrate on home grown drama and has decided to ditch this asinine shitfest. Now the corked hat wearers are madly scrabbling around trying to find some suckers to pick up the programme (one mentioned Ch4). But hopefully they'll be told to go fuck themselves. This pile of elephant wank is beloved by gormless fuckers, sitting in their damp infested council flats, with the rain thumping against their windows, tucking into their beans on toast, who believe that Australia is the promised land of milk and honey because of shit like this. Steve Smith is a cheating cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2022 Report Share Posted February 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I tuned on to the news earlier, to find out if little Vlad Pootin had sent his tanks across the border to kick the shit of the Ukrainians or if that psycho dwarf in sweatyland had cut a couple of inches off of all doors in schools to aid airflow to combat the wok flu (you couldn't make it up) or if BloJo has finally fled number 10 only to find that top story is the possible demise of aussie soap Neighbours. By all accounts Channel 5 has decided to concentrate on home grown drama and has decided to ditch this asinine shitfest. Now the corked hat wearers are madly scrabbling around trying to find some suckers to pick up the programme (one mentioned Ch4). But hopefully they'll be told to go fuck themselves. This pile of elephant wank is beloved by gormless fuckers, sitting in their damp infested council flats, with the rain thumping against their windows, tucking into their beans on toast, who believe that Australia is the promised land of milk and honey because of shit like this. Steve Smith is a cheating cunt Remember Stefan Dennis's pop song? "Don't it make ya feeeeeeeeeel goooooodd" What a cunt. And that cunt out of Mad Max 3 singing the theme to Kylie & Jason's wedding, killed off his rock star credibility. He was the frontman for 'Rose Tattoo', after AC/DC, the only Aussie Rock rock band that didn't succumb to a stranglewank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 7, 2022 Report Share Posted February 7, 2022 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I tuned on to the news earlier, to find out if little Vlad Pootin had sent his tanks across the border to kick the shit of the Ukrainians or if that psycho dwarf in sweatyland had cut a couple of inches off of all doors in schools to aid airflow to combat the wok flu (you couldn't make it up) or if BloJo has finally fled number 10 only to find that top story is the possible demise of aussie soap Neighbours. By all accounts Channel 5 has decided to concentrate on home grown drama and has decided to ditch this asinine shitfest. Now the corked hat wearers are madly scrabbling around trying to find some suckers to pick up the programme (one mentioned Ch4). But hopefully they'll be told to go fuck themselves. This pile of elephant wank is beloved by gormless fuckers, sitting in their damp infested council flats, with the rain thumping against their windows, tucking into their beans on toast, who believe that Australia is the promised land of milk and honey because of shit like this. Steve Smith is a cheating cunt Gypsies seem to always have a problem with neighbours. I’ve often wondered why that is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Gypsies seem to always have a problem with neighbours. I’ve often wondered why that is. Well, because of all that travelling they're always Home and Away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well, because of all that travelling they're always Home and Away! In some old grannies home and away with her savings. 🤣 (allegedly) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Steve Smith is a cheating cunt What about Toadie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 I don't live too far away from Jason Donovan, see him around from time to time. What a pile of shit neighbours was and Donovan is a former mullet cunt. I wish he was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: What about Toadie? Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 I haven’t watched an episode of Neighbours since Lassiter’s burnt down the first time, but it always struck me as rather more cheery and distracting than half an hour watching Audrey trim Rita’s hair in rain-sodden Weatherfield. The decision to bin Neighbours in the UK is being spun here as evidence of an “ever more parochial and introspective UK”, with some news wag suggesting Liz Truss is asked to intervene under the newly minted Free Trade Agreement. Never one to miss an opportunity, the Daily Mail are keen to point out that the £87m the BBC spent on a new Eastenders set could have paid for Neighbours for five years. Marcus Tandy was a Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 On 08/02/2022 at 14:22, Last Cunt Standing said: I haven’t watched an episode of Neighbours since Lassiter’s burnt down the first time, but it always struck me as rather more cheery and distracting than half an hour watching Audrey trim Rita’s hair in rain-sodden Weatherfield. The decision to bin Neighbours in the UK is being spun here as evidence of an “ever more parochial and introspective UK”, with some news wag suggesting Liz Truss is asked to intervene under the newly minted Free Trade Agreement. Never one to miss an opportunity, the Daily Mail are keen to point out that the £87m the BBC spent on a new Eastenders set could have paid for Neighbours for five years. Marcus Tandy was a Cunt. The TANDY electronic store were useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 8 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: The TANDY electronic store were useful. What about Maplins?, the electronics store, not the holiday camp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 44 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What about Maplins?, the electronics store, not the holiday camp. Foulness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 5 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: The TANDY electronic store were useful. Occasionally! Although some of the stuff they sold was of poor quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What about Maplins? Overly expensive, I found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 I would tell my neighbours to get fucked but one of them as got a miniature ice puck super glued to the side of their head and the other has 'excessive ear wax'. In summary, they're both deaf cunts so I tell them anything I fucking like anyhow and they just grin and nod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 On 16/02/2022 at 21:37, Cunty BigBollox said: I would tell my neighbours to get fucked but one of them as got a miniature ice puck super glued to the side of their head and the other has 'excessive ear wax'. In summary, they're both deaf cunts so I tell them anything I fucking like anyhow and they just grin and nod. Pardon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 On 08/02/2022 at 00:03, camberwell gypsy said: Well, because of all that travelling they're always Home and Away! Neighnours ends this summer. https://www.itv.com/news/2022-03-03/end-of-the-road-for-neighbours-australian-soap-axed-after-37-years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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