Ape™️ Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 This seems to be the favourite advertising pitch at the moment for a wide variety of snacks. What the thick cunts who fall for such bollocks fail to realise is that it’s very easy to reduce the calories in any product: you simply put less of it in the fucking packet. Pay more, for less. Genius. Fuck off. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: This seems to be the favourite advertising pitch at the moment for a wide variety of snacks. What the thick cunts who fall for such bollocks fail to realise is that it’s very easy to reduce the calories in any product: you simply put less of it in the fucking packet. Pay more, for less. Genius. Fuck off. The new Pfizer booster jab 3 in 1 grab bag (vaccine, rainbow mask and Ukraine flag on a recyclable stick) just creeps in under the bar at 99.9 calories. Coincidentally the exact percentage of people who didn’t die from/or with Covid19. 😷🇺🇦💉🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 17 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: This seems to be the favourite advertising pitch at the moment for a wide variety of snacks. What the thick cunts who fall for such bollocks fail to realise is that it’s very easy to reduce the calories in any product: you simply put less of it in the fucking packet. Pay more, for less. Genius. Fuck off. Great nom. This reminds me of my youth. I entered a competition on 'Live and Kicking' in the hope of winning a Sega Mega Drive from the eternally grinning Andi Peters and his bi-curious sidekick, Emma Forbes. With the eternal optimism of youth, I was convinced I would win. When I didn't, my argument to my tight as fuck parents was that they should buy me one anyway, as it was "only" £99.99, as if that one pence was the be all and and end all and the difference between luxury and poverty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: The new Pfizer booster jab 3 in 1 grab bag (vaccine, rainbow mask and Ukraine flag on a recyclable stick) just creeps in under the bar at 99.9 calories. Coincidentally the exact percentage of people who didn’t die from/or with Covid19. 😷🇺🇦💉🤣 Rattling. When are your other brain cells back from leave, Bilbo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 36 minutes ago, Goober said: Rattling. When are your other brain cells back from leave, Bilbo? I’ll keep you posted. It’s a secret at the moment but thanks for asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 19 hours ago, Ape™️ said: This seems to be the favourite advertising pitch at the moment for a wide variety of snacks. What the thick cunts who fall for such bollocks fail to realise is that it’s very easy to reduce the calories in any product: you simply put less of it in the fucking packet. Pay more, for less. Genius. Fuck off. “NEW IMPROVED RECIPE!” translation: ‘ we now use cheaper ingredients’ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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