Decimus Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 33 minutes ago, ProfB said: Good evening Spot - ProfB is a bit drained at the mo, I will try to use my imagination Prof, you stupid cunt. I think it's only fair to tell you that you've made me laugh twice tonight, which is two times more than you have done within the last eight years. Have you been hacked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Prof, you stupid cunt. I think it's only fair to tell you that you've made me laugh twice tonight, which is two times more than you have done within the last eight years. Have you been hacked? FUCK OFF CUNT & DIE OF BOLLOCK CANCER. YOU UGLY BASTARD, you tin of shit, rot in HELL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 39 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: That's quite a stretch. Stretch what - your fanny hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 3 minutes ago, ProfB said: FUCK OFF CUNT & DIE OF BOLLOCK CANCER. YOU UGLY BASTARD, you tin of shit, rot in HELL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: You have some tragic mates. & that's a left hand drive, so Norwegians - & to be honest, nothing surprises me about you. Do one, fog, fart face - you look like a piece of recycled cat's 'do'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 11 minutes ago, ProfB said: you look like a piece of recycled cat's 'do'. Thank God for that, I'd hate to attract your eye and become the next victim of 'The Norfolk Ripper'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 18 minutes ago, ProfB said: FUCK OFF CUNT & DIE OF BOLLOCK CANCER. YOU UGLY BASTARD, you tin of shit, rot in HELL. Is there any need for such vitriolic abuse, Prof. I mean, capital letters and everything? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 2 hours ago, ProfB said: my bestie Big Kazza said that was a cheesy line Schoolgirl error obviously. The Parmesan is wrapped in cling film in the fridge and the ‘hoo ha’ is in the wrap on the coffee table next to the rolled up fifty, the bottle of Grey Goose and the AMEX Platinum card. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 17 hours ago, King Billy said: Schoolgirl error obviously. The Parmesan is wrapped in cling film in the fridge and the ‘hoo ha’ is in the wrap on the coffee table next to the rolled up fifty, the bottle of Grey Goose and the AMEX Platinum card. Partly correct: Sainsbury's English Vintage Reserve Cheddar Cheese, Taste the Difference 250g, was in the cling film, obvs in the fridge. ProfB's fav? It's well yum. Gay Goose, no, passionfruit absolute - women's vod. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 21 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: Where's your imagination? He wore it all out, fantasising that Kate Bush was singing just for him in the Babooshka video, while fondling his sorry little winkle.🌽 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Even at my low standards, this nom is banal drivel at best. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 18 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Even at my low standards, this nom is banal drivel at best. No, you are lower ALWAYS - MUCH. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 6 hours ago, ProfB said: No, you are lower ALWAYS - MUCH. That's not very friendly of you is it, you fat Norfolk slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 6 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: That's not very friendly of you is it, you fat Norfolk slut. Not very friendly of you, & I am not fat, so shows what you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 On 04/10/2022 at 18:23, ProfB said: I play this full whack in my Audi (Quattro) 0-60 in approx 6 seconds. I tap my left trotter on the dead peddle/foot rest thing, like there's no tomorrow - & I sing along, a bit of head banging at the traffic lights too. I luv this toon. Kids today, they don't know they are born. Love ProfB xxx Hi Prof This is the one you want for cruising in your Quattro... Love cunt❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 On 04/10/2022 at 12:56, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Oi cunt, I like this song, however nobody cares about your stupid memories, desperately communicated to deflect attention away from your vile 'hobbies'. Prove you don't fear the reaper and beat yourself to death and then fuck off. Lol. Oi, Raasa, nobody cares what you like, you just picked the most obvious BOC song out there, stick to the music you do know about ♫♪♫♪ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 8 hours ago, cunt said: Oi, Raasa, nobody cares what you like, you just picked the most obvious BOC song out there, stick to the music you do know about ♫♪♫♪ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peglegtwo Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 Who wants to se a bunch of geezers with more hairs in they're ears then on they're heads and attached to oxygen tanks singing about being young people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 On 04/10/2022 at 18:23, ProfB said: Kids today, they don't know they are born. Hope you die before I get old. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 17 hours ago, ProfB said: Not very friendly of you, & I am not fat, so shows what you know. I know I know more than you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2022 Report Share Posted October 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I know I know more than you... 🎵little does she know that you know that she knows that you know she’s bleating on ewe.🎶 🐑 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 7, 2022 Report Share Posted October 7, 2022 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 🎵little does she know that you know that she knows that you know she’s bleating on ewe.🎶 🐑 Fuck me, The Kursaal Flyers. I haven't heard - or even thought about - that song for 45 years or so, but now I can't get the earworm cunt out of my head. Thanks a fucking bunch, Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 7, 2022 Report Share Posted October 7, 2022 9 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I know I know more than you... Careful, Bend, Prof isn't what "she" seems. You'd have to go in mob handed with this cunt should you ever organise one of your family days out on the cobbles with "her". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2022 Report Share Posted October 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck me, The Kursaal Flyers. I haven't heard - or even thought about - that song for 45 years or so, and but now I can't get the earworm cunt out of my head. Thanks a fucking bunch, Eric. I’ve done it to myself too. Tracey Ullman, ‘Breakaway’. To be honest I can’t believe I made a Southend pub rock reference and a Scotsman got to it before Gyps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 7, 2022 Report Share Posted October 7, 2022 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 🎵little does she know that you know that she knows that you know she’s bleating on ewe.🎶 🐑 Spoken like someone who really knows. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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