Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 I was thinking that gravity would be an ideal method to bring them down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 I’m from Dartford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m from Dartford. Then you should come up with some effective, if not pleasant options. Oh go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Penelope said: I was thinking that gravity would be an ideal method to bring them down. They know very well, just not inclined/directed to do so. Besides it would interfere with meals at McDonald’s and Jaffa Cake/check out cons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 46 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Then you should come up with some effective, if not pleasant options. Oh go on. I’d like to watch Dartford’s number one massive cunt, Terry Hollands, lobbing a few of them off the bridge ‘Atlas Stone’ stylee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 12 hours ago, Penelope said: I was thinking that gravity would be an ideal method to bring them down. It’s also the only thing preventing you from being strangled by your Python sized appendage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 19, 2022 Report Share Posted October 19, 2022 On 18/10/2022 at 09:32, Penelope said: I was thinking that gravity would be an ideal method to bring them down. Shooting at them might work, they'd drop like flies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 The best thing would be to blow the fuckin' bridge to bits, kill the stupid cunts, they wouldn't do it again 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 On 20/10/2022 at 11:22, cunt said: The best thing would be to blow the fuckin' bridge to bits, kill the stupid cunts, they wouldn't do it again 🤣 What do you say to the allegation that 95 percent of the suicides at Overtoun Bridge came shortly after the victims woke up in your basket with no recollection of how they got there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Essex police have run out of the vegan option in their detention centres. The next time they use street furniture to show off, maybe they could be bombarded with offal. Does anyone know anybody with a spam-cannon? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Essex police have run out of the vegan option in their detention centres. The next time they use street furniture to show off, maybe they could be bombarded with offal. Does anyone know anybody with a spam-cannon? I’ve got a Sirloin submachine gun if it’s any help to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 12 hours ago, King Billy said: I’ve got a Sirloin submachine gun if it’s any help to you. I'll get back to you on that, I'm just polishing up my pork sword. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 On 18/10/2022 at 13:40, Eric Cuntman said: I’d like to watch Dartford’s number one massive cunt, Terry Hollands, lobbing a few of them off the bridge ‘Atlas Stone’ stylee. From what I've seen he's not such a massive cunt anymore because of all the weight he has lost but, on the other hand, he is still a massive cunt though, just lighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 4 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I'll get back to you on that, I'm just polishing up my pork sword. Pen?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 On 20/10/2022 at 11:22, cunt said: The best thing would be to blow the fuckin' bridge to bits, kill the stupid cunts, they wouldn't do it again 🤣 Good shout, that would also make it slightly more awkward for Londoners to infest Norfolk, which has to be a major positive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Pen?? The penis mightier than the sword. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 On 16/11/2022 at 18:11, Decimus said: What do you say to the allegation that 95 percent of the suicides at Overtoun Bridge came shortly after the victims woke up in your basket with no recollection of how they got there? No comment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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