Mike Hunt Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 Now you know I'm a noob on here so I'd better explain that although you don't know me, I'm pretty broadminded when it comes to a bit of the old 'in and out' between a male and a female and strictly no poofery. However, my brain is straining to comprehend what kind of cunt would be turned on by a garter belt with a dead bat on it. Or maybe I'm in the minority here. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/etsy-ebay-bats-sold 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles from Dublin Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Now you know I'm a noob on here so I'd better explain that although you don't know me, I'm pretty broadminded when it comes to a bit of the old 'in and out' between a male and a female and strictly no poofery. However, my brain is straining to comprehend what kind of cunt would be turned on by a garter belt with a dead bat on it. Or maybe I'm in the minority here. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/etsy-ebay-bats-sold Paging @Stubby Pecker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 54 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Now you know I'm a noob on here so I'd better explain that although you don't know me, I'm pretty broadminded when it comes to a bit of the old 'in and out' between a male and a female and strictly no poofery. However, my brain is straining to comprehend what kind of cunt would be turned on by a garter belt with a dead bat on it. Or maybe I'm in the minority here. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/etsy-ebay-bats-sold You’re not a noob really. Sort of, chronologically speaking, but you began your tenure in a solid fashion and proved yourself to be a non-spastic. On topic: Does anyone know the story of how Burt Ward from Batman used to sign his replies to fan letters? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 "Many bats reproduce slowly" i expect they speed up towards the vinegar strokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: On topic: Does anyone know the story of how Burt Ward from Batman used to sign his replies to fan letters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Cute, granted. But I’m guessing you’re not aware of his post Batman exploits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cute, granted. But I’m guessing you’re not aware of his post Batman exploits? I’ve read his book. Endless notes from the Batman producers about his cock being visible in his tights. I remember thinking it was like reading about Bungle from Rainbow being a massive poon hound. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 17 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: what kind of cunt would be turned on by a garter belt with a dead bat on it Ozzy Osbourne? 🦇 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’ve read his book. Endless notes from the Batman producers about his cock being visible in his tights. I remember thinking it was like reading about Bungle from Rainbow being a massive poon hound. Bungle, Zippy and George liked to play with their ‘twangers’ as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Endless notes from the Batman producers about his cock being visible in his tights. I recall an episode of ‘Great British Train Journeys’ with Michael Portillo being similarly taken aback by a pantyhose wearing bearded ‘female’ 🤣 ticket inspector’s enormous appendage entering the carriage, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: I recall an episode of ‘Great British Train Journeys’ with Michael Portillo being similarly taken aback by a pantyhose wearing bearded ‘female’ 🤣 ticket inspector’s enormous appendage entering the carriage, The railway sleeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The railway sleeper The ‘TRANS PENnine express. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 3 hours ago, King Billy said: The ‘TRANS PENnine express. Can you imagine pen back in the day? Lurching up the carriage to check tickets, great cock dangling beneath the British Rail standard issue skirt. ‘Tickets Please’ in deep baritone voice uttered from a fully bearded face as the great pendulum between her legs thuds into some unfortunate traveler Fucking hell 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 17 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: as the great pendulum between her legs thuds into some unfortunate traveler Who was only seconds earlier perusing the overpriced, unfit for human consumption, egg and onion sandwich he’d just purchased and thinking to himself ‘At least this journey couldn’t possibly get any worse’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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