peglegtwo Posted March 21, 2023 Report Posted March 21, 2023 Leaving the EU has been bad for the economy . Maybe try to get back in ? Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2023 Report Posted March 21, 2023 4 minutes ago, peglegtwo said: Leaving the EU has been bad for the economy . Maybe try to get back in ? Having politicians has ruined the economy worse. Maybe kill them all? 2 Quote
Roadkill Posted March 21, 2023 Report Posted March 21, 2023 No. Fuck off. Let's nick more French submarine contracts instead. It's worth a thousand economies just to see the cunts squirm. Quote
Roadkill Posted March 21, 2023 Report Posted March 21, 2023 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Having politicians has ruined the economy worse. Maybe kill them all? We'd have to keep Jacob Reese-Mogg alive just so we can legally change his name to Punkape and make him live in a sand bunker. Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2023 Report Posted March 21, 2023 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: No. Fuck off. Let's nick more French submarine contracts instead. It's worth a thousand economies just to see the cunts squirm. You just like them because they’ve got nuclear missiles in them. 1 Quote
Roadkill Posted March 21, 2023 Report Posted March 21, 2023 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You just like them because they’ve got nuclear missiles in them. No. Nuclear reactors, not missiles. Nuclear missiles are boring shite designed to explode, when reactors explode it gets much more interesting. Just imagine the Lovecraftian wonders that could be birthed from Australian fauna subject to heavy nuclear fallout. It'd be like The Mist but without the mist. 2 Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2023 Report Posted March 21, 2023 29 minutes ago, Roadkill said: No. Nuclear reactors, not missiles. Nuclear missiles are boring shite designed to explode, when reactors explode it gets much more interesting. Just imagine the Lovecraftian wonders that could be birthed from Australian fauna subject to heavy nuclear fallout. It'd be like The Mist but without the mist. I like that film. Steven King pinched the idea directly from H.P. Lovecraft. I bet he hasn’t admitted it. Quote
Roadkill Posted March 21, 2023 Report Posted March 21, 2023 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like that film. Steven King pinched the idea directly from H.P. Lovecraft. I bet he hasn’t admitted it. He can't even remember writing Cujo. He was off his tits the entire time. Full JSP. Quote
Jake The Muss Posted March 21, 2023 Report Posted March 21, 2023 1 hour ago, peglegtwo said: Leaving the EU has been bad for the economy . Maybe try to get back in ? No fuck right off, as a punishment for nominating such shit, you should be suffocated by Pen's smelly yeast dripping minge. 1 Quote
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 21, 2023 Report Posted March 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Having politicians has ruined the economy worse. Maybe kill them all? We removed a whole layer of polititians and beaurocrats overnjght. Before voting, I tried to listen to the arguments but all I heard was a lot of ad hominem squabbling. Good riddance to the lot of them. Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2023 Report Posted March 21, 2023 36 minutes ago, Roadkill said: He can't even remember writing Cujo. He was off his tits the entire time. Full JSP. What’s JSP, apart from Johnny Saucepants? I thought Steven King went downhill after he split his head open. I read ‘Under The Dome’ a couple of years ago. To be fair, it was still pretty good, easily recognisable as his stuff. And then as I think you said, he blurted out a 60s Star Trek ending about a giant alien kid using humans as a science project. ‘The Stand’ is still fucking brilliant today. Quote
Roadkill Posted March 21, 2023 Report Posted March 21, 2023 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What’s JSP, apart from Johnny Saucepants? I thought Steven King went downhill after he split his head open. I read ‘Under The Dome’ a couple of years ago. To be fair, it was still pretty good, easily recognisable as his stuff. And then as I think you said, he blurted out a 60s Star Trek ending about a giant alien kid using humans as a science project. ‘The Stand’ is still fucking brilliant today. JSP is exactly Johnny Sauce Pants - if that cunt wasn't engaging in extreme drug use then I don't know what the fuck his mental malfunction was. M, O, O, N, that spells heavy narcotics abuse. Quote
BuggerLugs Posted March 22, 2023 Report Posted March 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: suffocated by Pen's smelly yeast dripping minge. You spelt cock wrong. 2 Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted March 22, 2023 Report Posted March 22, 2023 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: JSP is exactly Johnny Sauce Pants - if that cunt wasn't engaging in extreme drug use then I don't know what the fuck his mental malfunction was. M, O, O, N, that spells heavy narcotics abuse. I thought it spelled Tom Cullen. That big thick cunt was in ‘Coach’ with Craig T Nelson. Quote
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 22, 2023 Report Posted March 22, 2023 5 hours ago, peglegtwo said: Leaving the EU has been bad for the economy . Maybe try to get back in ? Fuk off you non believing in the brexit bazturd..do they still put traitors heads n ballbags on spears..you should rock on in behind jakey baby..he knows the score..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote
Cuntybaws Posted March 22, 2023 Report Posted March 22, 2023 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought Steven King went downhill after he split his head open. I read ‘Under The Dome’ a couple of years ago. To be fair, it was still pretty good, easily recognisable as his stuff. And then as I think you said, he blurted out a 60s Star Trek ending about a giant alien kid using humans as a science project. ‘The Stand’ is still fucking brilliant today. Salem’s Lot is a small town America masterpiece although it’s derivative in parts and, with hindsight, making the main protagonist an author was a device that he would later seriously overuse. Firestarter is surprisingly good too, and what fault can you find with The Green Mile? Sadly, he has also produced some formulaic cloying shite along the way. 1 Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted March 22, 2023 Report Posted March 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Salem’s Lot is a small town America masterpiece although it’s derivative in parts and, with hindsight, making the main protagonist an author was a device that he would later seriously overuse. Firestarter is surprisingly good too, and what fault can you find with The Green Mile? Sadly, he has also produced some formulaic cloying shite along the way. The Green Mile is a masterpiece. And probably the best cinematic adaptation. The film feels exactly like the book. I think he was near his best with some of the short story collections as well. But Clive Barker’s ‘Books Of Blood’ take the top spot in that category. Barker was the perfect horror writer, until ‘Imajica’. Then it all went a bit fairyland. Quote
Shit For Brains Posted March 22, 2023 Report Posted March 22, 2023 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Then it all went a bit fairyland. Only to be expected from a out-and-about shirt-lifter. 🧚♂️ 1 Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted March 22, 2023 Report Posted March 22, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Lucy said: Only to be expected from a out-and-about shirt-lifter. 🧚♂️ I was waiting for someone to mention that. He might be a poofter, and from Liverpool, and you can’t get much more fucked than that, unless you’re African and Muslim. But he could draw the reader into the paranormal world he was creating. Steven King could do that with the real world that the paranormal was about to intrude upon. When you read Steven King, you can smell the dust on the road and hear the breeze rustling the corn. When you read Clive Barker, you can hear the screams and smell the blood. Both of them write in a way that flows seamlessly from the page to your head. James Herbert was a brilliant storyteller, but a clunky writer. You had to concentrate, the other two are effortless to read and comprehend. Edited March 22, 2023 by Eric Cuntman And Shaun Hutson is a liquescent cleft Quote
Roadkill Posted March 22, 2023 Report Posted March 22, 2023 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Green Mile is a masterpiece. And probably the best cinematic adaptation. The film feels exactly like the book. I think he was near his best with some of the short story collections as well. But Clive Barker’s ‘Books Of Blood’ take the top spot in that category. Barker was the perfect horror writer, until ‘Imajica’. Then it all went a bit fairyland. You should check out Swan Song if you liked The Stand. Blatant, shameless rip-off of the Stand, along the lines of what the Sword of Shanarra books are to Lord of the Rings, but a good long page turner. It was my read-in-the-bath book for a week. 1 Quote
Arnold Posted March 22, 2023 Report Posted March 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was waiting for someone to mention that. He might be a poofter, and from Liverpool, and you can’t get much more fucked than that, unless you’re African and Muslim. But he could draw the reader into the paranormal world he was creating. Steven King could do that with the real world that the paranormal was about to intrude upon. When you read Steven King, you can smell the dust on the road and hear the breeze rustling the corn. When you read Clive Barker, you can hear the screams and smell the blood. Both of them write in a way that flows seamlessly from the page to your head. James Herbert was a brilliant storyteller, but a clunky writer. You had to concentrate, the other two are effortless to read and comprehend. I liked James Herbert, I first started reading his books when I was sixteen. I wonder what the poor old bugger died of? Nobody True was utterly fucking brilliant. Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted March 22, 2023 Report Posted March 22, 2023 21 minutes ago, Arnold said: I liked James Herbert, I first started reading his books when I was sixteen. I wonder what the poor old bugger died of? Nobody True was utterly fucking brilliant. I loved the Rats trilogy. ‘The Spear’ and ‘The Jonah’ were a bit shit. ‘The Fog’ was brilliant, but he tried to do a similar story about the dark itself being an entity. It ended up with a load of policemen trying to kill the dark with floodlights. Daft as fuck. Quote
Roadkill Posted March 22, 2023 Report Posted March 22, 2023 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Salem’s Lot is a small town America masterpiece although it’s derivative in parts and, with hindsight, making the main protagonist an author was a device that he would later seriously overuse. Firestarter is surprisingly good too, and what fault can you find with The Green Mile? Sadly, he has also produced some formulaic cloying shite along the way. His biggest punch in the bollocks was that fucking Dark Tower ending and the awful film adaption he allowed them to make simply for the shock factor of casting a darkie in the role of a clearly white character in the books. A series of books that just happens to have a black, disabled, mentally ill and female character that the film producers simply glossed over in their haste to make a political fucking statement. There's so much fucking potential there for a good story and film adaption, but Stevie just seems to have lost the spark right at the finish line of the books and whored out the creative rights to the first Hollywood jew that he found snuffling around in his bins. 1 Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted March 22, 2023 Report Posted March 22, 2023 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: His biggest punch in the bollocks was that fucking Dark Tower ending and the awful film adaption he allowed them to make simply for the shock factor of casting a darkie in the role of a clearly white character in the books. A series of books that just happens to have a black, disabled, mentally ill and female character that the film producers simply glossed over in their haste to make a political fucking statement. There's so much fucking potential there for a good story and film adaption, but Stevie just seems to have lost the spark right at the finish line of the books and whored out the creative rights to the first Hollywood jew that he found snuffling around in his bins. Do you remember him playing the creepy, body disposal man in ‘Sons Of Anarchy’? Quote
Roadkill Posted March 22, 2023 Report Posted March 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you remember him playing the creepy, body disposal man in ‘Sons Of Anarchy’? Yes and they definitely won some fucking points for that. Some of his better acting as I recall, although his cameo in The Langoliers will always be his pinnacle in that respect Quote
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