Eric Cuntman Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 11 hours ago, Guest said: Interesting story that. I got signed by Def Jam Records. I met their London A&R man in the Landmark on Marylebone Road, he was a scrawny dago looking fucker in a wig with a pungent smell of BO. He told me my bars were legendary, that I was going to be a star, my name was going to be in lights etc. He offered me a drink to celebrate my success. The next thing I remember was waking up in a Biffa mobile waste disposal unit with a splitting headache and a weird tingling in my bumhole. Anyway it can't be long till my first release hits the download charts, the AIDS-riddled Greek man from Def Jam said so, so it must be true. What did this cunt get banned for @Mrs Roops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 18 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I bet they'll still tour as S Club 6... The greedy, showing lack of respect cunts. Well, what a surprise the Cunt club 6 tour will go ahead, even after the death of dear Paul... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11952109/S-Club-7-vow-anniversary-tour-ahead-include-tribute-Paul-Cattermole.html What a pile of cunt. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 25 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Well, what a surprise the Cunt club 6 tour will go ahead, even after the death of dear Paul... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11952109/S-Club-7-vow-anniversary-tour-ahead-include-tribute-Paul-Cattermole.html What a pile of cunt. Lol. Nobody told Paul to ‘Don’t Stop Moving’. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nobody told Paul to ‘Don’t Stop Moving’. They've asked me to rename and remix some of their 'Greatest Hits'... Bring our Paul back to life (Bring it all back) Have you ever topped yourself? (Have you ever) Love ain't gonna wait for you, so top yourself (Love ain't gonna wait for you) I told them I'm too busy anyways, and that they should kill themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: They've asked me to rename and remix some of their 'Greatest Hits'... Bring our Paul back to life (Bring it all back) Have you ever topped yourself? (Have you ever) Love ain't gonna wait for you, so top yourself (Love ain't gonna wait for you) I told them I'm too busy anyways, and that they should kill themselves. I bet the last sound he heard was the paramedic counting ‘5-6-7-8’ as he was trying to revive him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 On 07/04/2023 at 20:13, Mike Hunt said: Their tour was a fucking disaster I dunno, it cemented links with girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 On 07/04/2023 at 22:03, Decimus said: No apologies, Baws etc. Busted and McFly were my era, and despite being too cool for school on paper, I loved them both at the time. No. No. Nooooooooooooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 On 07/04/2023 at 18:44, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Or some fat, saggy titty and arsed slapper has been trying to look sexy decades later? Roops Syndrome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 8 hours ago, King Billy said: Roops Syndrome? I've got to say KB, after studying those pictures of @Mrs Roops (and if it's genuinely her) she looks rather fine... I prefer a slim woman (not into flat arses though). Although I'm not sure how long ago they were taken and how she's aged over the years. Will you PM me a few pictures of her when the pair of you finally meet for that dirty weekend, after all this corner courting? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 10 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've got to say KB, after studying those pictures of @Mrs Roops (and if it's genuinely her) she looks rather fine... I prefer a slim woman (not into flat arses though). Although I'm not sure how long ago they were taken and how she's aged over the years. Will you PM me a few pictures of her when the pair of you finally meet for that dirty weekend, after all this corner courting? Tbh Raaas I’d rather lube up my pineapple fritter and cable tie myself to the sink in the gents at Punkers golf club with my plusfours around my ankles than put myself within reach of the Ginger Genius. Hopefully I’ll never find myself in either situation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 10 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've got to say KB, after studying those pictures of @Mrs Roops (and if it's genuinely her) she looks rather fine... I prefer a slim woman (not into flat arses though). Although I'm not sure how long ago they were taken and how she's aged over the years. Will you PM me a few pictures of her when the pair of you finally meet for that dirty weekend, after all this corner courting? She said that she looks like the singer, PJ Proby. I might have got that wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Tbh Raaas I’d rather lube up my pineapple fritter and cable tie myself to the sink in the gents at Punkers golf club with my plusfours around my ankles than put myself within reach of the Ginger Genius. Hopefully I’ll never find myself in either situation. I do worry about your safety KB, such is @Mrs Roops's infatuation with you... She's outside your house as we speak and she's stuffed a vibrator in each of the 4 exhausts on your imaginary M4. Be careful when you crouch down to inspect the unusual idling sound tomorrow morning as she'll have an Astra Zeneca jab in one hand and Pfizer in the other waiting to pounce. Take care old chap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She said that she looks like the singer, PJ Proby. PJ Proby looks like the contents of Susan Boyles colostomy bag, so you probably haven’t got that wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I do worry about your safety KB, such is @Mrs Roops's infatuation with you... She's outside your house as we speak and she's stuffed a vibrator in each of the 4 exhausts on your imaginary M4. Be careful when you crouch down to inspect the unusual idling sound tomorrow morning as she'll have an Astra Zeneca jab in one hand and Pfizer in the other waiting to pounce. Take care old chap. Panic ye not Raaas Clat. I’ve still got my old man’s mirror on a stick that he used to check underneath the car for Provo bangers on the odd morning he wasn’t still too pissed to drive us to school. And our two poodles are chained up outside the house all night ready to go full ‘devil dog’ on anybody that looks a bit weird. Neville Bartos mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘devil dog’ The Hills Have Eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 On 08/04/2023 at 12:57, Eric Cuntman said: What did this cunt get banned for @Mrs Roops? Perhaps she was horrified by him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Hills Have Eyes It seems that I’m barred from accessing Cunt of the week. Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: She said that she looks like the singer, PJ Proby. I might have got that wrong. P J Harvey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: P J Harvey I know. It was a joke. Hence the last bit. ffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know. It was a joke. Hence the last bit. ffs. Imagine getting invited to one of her dinner parties... Everybody stood around in silence, desperately drinking to numb the boredom and awkwardness, and poor @Eddie having to get his old Calypso records on to add some atmosphere. That man deserves a medal. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Imagine getting invited to one of her dinner parties... Everybody stood around in silence, desperately drinking to numb the boredom and awkwardness, and poor @Eddie having to get his old Calypso records on to add some atmosphere. That man deserves a medal. You need to live .. get more .. that garden party would be an eye opener for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know. It was a joke. Hence the last bit. ffs. If she plays the sax she can't be all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 6 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: If she plays the sax she can't be all bad. It's when she wraps her lips around the pink oboe that things start to get interesting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 9 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: You need to live .. get more .. that garden party would be an eye opener for you. Get more what? You stupid, daft cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 6 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: If she plays the sax she can't be all bad. I remember the picture she posted of PJ Harvey. Armpits like Frank’s wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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