Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 Yes, shitcunt Boy band, Girl Band (and in 20 years time Bender fluid Band) reunions need a mention... Is there anything worse in the Pop world than seeing some fat, greying cunt still trying to do the dance moves from 20 years ago? Or some fat, saggy titty and arsed slapper has been trying to look sexy decades later? They're all at it, not happy with their 15 minutes of fame and wealth ages ago, they think it's their right to fleece their stupid cunt fans a second time around. Blue, S Club 7, 4 dogs and a Blackbird (Spice Girls) and the Sugababes to name some of these bastard cunts on the make... Could it be, they're fucking skint and need money? They're hoping to bring back fond memories to the now fat and washed up Karen's and Dave's of this world, whilst lining their pockets. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11949719/Paul-Cattermole-dead-46-S-Club-7-legend-dies-weeks-band-revealed-reunion-plans.html At least fat cunt, 40 something Paul from S club 7 is on the same page as me. Rather than make a fool of his fat self on stage, decided to do the right thing and (seemingly) top himself. Lol. Paul, I'm glad you're dead, but you have my respect. I bet they'll still tour as S Club 6... The greedy, showing lack of respect cunts. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 S club 6..laffin UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 6 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: S club 6..laffin UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY I'm sure @Carl Sway would like to replace Paul, in the hope of gaining some young fans... The shortarsed cunt. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 52 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Yes, shitcunt Boy band, Girl Band (and in 20 years time Bender fluid Band) reunions need a mention... Is there anything worse in the Pop world than seeing some fat, greying cunt still trying to do the dance moves from 20 years ago? Or some fat, saggy titty and arsed slapper has been trying to look sexy decades later? They're all at it, not happy with their 15 minutes of fame and wealth ages ago, they think it's their right to fleece their stupid cunt fans a second time around. Blue, S Club 7, 4 dogs and a Blackbird (Spice Girls) and the Sugababes to name some of these bastard cunts on the make... Could it be, they're fucking skint and need money? They're hoping to bring back fond memories to the now fat and washed up Karen's and Dave's of this world, whilst lining their pockets. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11949719/Paul-Cattermole-dead-46-S-Club-7-legend-dies-weeks-band-revealed-reunion-plans.html At least fat cunt, 40 something Paul from S club 7 is on the same page as me. Rather than make a fool of his fat self on stage, decided to do the right thing and (seemingly) top himself. Lol. Paul, I'm glad you're dead, but you have my respect. I bet they'll still tour as S Club 6... The greedy, showing lack of respect cunts. Let's hope dappy does the decent thing next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 39 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'm sure @Carl Sway would like to replace Paul, in the hope of gaining some young fans... The shortarsed cunt. Lol. I think he's more into S Club Juniors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 I'm gutted there isn't a Modern Romance reunion...Gutted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 Their tour was a fucking disaster 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Yes, shitcunt Boy band, Girl Band (and in 20 years time Bender fluid Band) reunions need a mention... Is there anything worse in the Pop world than seeing some fat, greying cunt still trying to do the dance moves from 20 years ago? Or some fat, saggy titty and arsed slapper has been trying to look sexy decades later? They're all at it, not happy with their 15 minutes of fame and wealth ages ago, they think it's their right to fleece their stupid cunt fans a second time around. Blue, S Club 7, 4 dogs and a Blackbird (Spice Girls) and the Sugababes to name some of these bastard cunts on the make... Could it be, they're fucking skint and need money? They're hoping to bring back fond memories to the now fat and washed up Karen's and Dave's of this world, whilst lining their pockets. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11949719/Paul-Cattermole-dead-46-S-Club-7-legend-dies-weeks-band-revealed-reunion-plans.html At least fat cunt, 40 something Paul from S club 7 is on the same page as me. Rather than make a fool of his fat self on stage, decided to do the right thing and (seemingly) top himself. Lol. Paul, I'm glad you're dead, but you have my respect. I bet they'll still tour as S Club 6... The greedy, showing lack of respect cunts. I'm not surprised about Paul Fattermole. When they released publicity pictures for their reunion, he looked like some dishevelled old obese junkie who had accidentally photobombed the rest of the talentless cunts. Uninteresting fact, Spearitt was at school with wife's sister and was considered to be an absolute cunt of the highest order, unlike the genuinely lovely Ming mark 2, Mylene Class. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not surprised about Paul Fattermole. When they released publicity pictures for their reunion, he looked like some dishevelled old obese junkie who had accidentally photobombed the rest of the talentless cunts. Uninteresting fact, Spearitt was at school with wife's sister and was considered to be an absolute cunt of the highest order, unlike the genuinely lovely Ming mark 2, Mylene Class. When I first read about this dreaded reunion and saw Paul, I had similar thoughts lol. Never got all the fuss about Spearitt back then and she hasn't aged well. Mylene is still very tasty... https://images.app.goo.gl/6Xdh6rYsMJj98qw36 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Let's hope dappy does the decent thing next. HS, I seem to recall you getting musical on here a while ago, you then disappeared for ages... Did you pursue your musical dream? How did it go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 11 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: When I first read about this dreaded reunion and saw Paul, I had similar thoughts lol. Never got all the fuss about Spearitt back then and she hasn't aged well. Mylene is still very tasty... https://images.app.goo.gl/6Xdh6rYsMJj98qw36 The Spearitt boiler looks like she'd be shouting last orders at some shithole social club before nipping out the back to give one of the glass collectors a wank behind the wheelie bins. Bottom right has aged rather nicely. I could've swore she had a touch of the tar brush back in the day though. Regardless, I'd leave her with an arsehole like an easyjet seat pocket. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 10 minutes ago, nocti said: The Spearitt boiler looks like she'd be shouting last orders at some shithole social club before nipping out the back to give one of the glass collectors a wank behind the wheelie bins. Bottom right has aged rather nicely. I could've swore she had a touch of the tar brush back in the day though. Regardless, I'd leave her with an arsehole like an easyjet seat pocket. Good arrows, Nocs. Pretty much my thoughts exactly, she always looked like that sort of half-chat council estate kid who was adamant that her father was her father, despite the fact that her mother liked UB40 and was a massive fucking whore. Back in the day she was the only one I didn't wank my tiny teeny cock off to, but now she's been whitewashed I don't mind saying that I'd double fist the black straight back out of her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I think he's more into S Club Juniors. They had a Hannah too, wearing school uniform in one of their videos. My eldest was a bit of a rock chick, but for some unfathomable reason she absolutely loved McFly and went to see them when they reformed with Busted. At least they look like they're having fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They had a Hannah too, wearing school uniform in one of their videos. My eldest was a bit of a rock chick, but for some unfathomable reason she absolutely loved McFly and went to see them when they reformed with Busted. At least they look like they're having fun. Jesus fucking Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They had a Hannah too, wearing school uniform in one of their videos. My eldest was a bit of a rock chick, but for some unfathomable reason she absolutely loved McFly and went to see them when they reformed with Busted. At least they look like they're having fun. No apologies, Baws etc. Busted and McFly were my era, and despite being too cool for school on paper, I loved them both at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 Just now, Decimus said: No apologies, Baws etc. Busted and McFly were my era, and despite being too cool for school on paper, I loved them both at the time. I still have the Busted version of "Thunderbirds Are Go" as her ring tone. (Mrs Baws gets Jace Everett's "Bad Things".) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: No apologies, Baws etc. Busted and McFly were my era, and despite being too cool for school on paper, I loved them both at the time. To me, this is like Oliver Reed and Richard Burton confessing to being gaymosexual. Fuck off you let-down cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I still have the Busted version of "Thunderbirds Are Go" as her ring tone. (Mrs Baws gets Jace Everett's "Bad Things".) Loved that as well, what with coming from the English version of Louisiana, the first four seasons were class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Loved that as well, what with coming from the English version of Louisiana, the first four seasons were class. Knock it off now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Knock it off now. That's Bank Holiday Corner for you. The weekend is yet young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's Bank Holiday Corner for you. The weekend is yet young. I’m fucking sickened and the main man’s only been nailed up for six hours. Fuck off, both of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: HS, I seem to recall you getting musical on here a while ago, you then disappeared for ages... Did you pursue your musical dream? How did it go? Interesting story that. I got signed by Def Jam Records. I met their London A&R man in the Landmark on Marylebone Road, he was a scrawny dago looking fucker in a wig with a pungent smell of BO. He told me my bars were legendary, that I was going to be a star, my name was going to be in lights etc. He offered me a drink to celebrate my success. The next thing I remember was waking up in a Biffa mobile waste disposal unit with a splitting headache and a weird tingling in my bumhole. Anyway it can't be long till my first release hits the download charts, the AIDS-riddled Greek man from Def Jam said so, so it must be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 7 hours ago, Guest said: Interesting story that. I got signed by Def Jam Records. I met their London A&R man in the Landmark on Marylebone Road, he was a scrawny dago looking fucker in a wig with a pungent smell of BO. He told me my bars were legendary, that I was going to be a star, my name was going to be in lights etc. He offered me a drink to celebrate my success. The next thing I remember was waking up in a Biffa mobile waste disposal unit with a splitting headache and a weird tingling in my bumhole. Anyway it can't be long till my first release hits the download charts, the AIDS-riddled Greek man from Def Jam said so, so it must be true. Is that you HS? Was the fame too much and you've topped yourself? Sounds like @Frank sold you a dream he had no intention of helping you with... He's opening an office on Westbourne Grove soon apparently... Down the shitty (Queensway) end of course, a transient area of full of people wandering around dreaming of stardom in the big city, where you don't hear a British voice that often and Frank can prey on the desperate, fame hungry wankers like yourself. I've got my Greek friends on Moscow road keeping an eye on him, they are very angry their compatriot is giving them a bad name. Don't worry HS/Guest, you have AIDS now but your music will live on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 On 07/04/2023 at 21:23, Decimus said: I'm not surprised about Paul Fattermole. When they released publicity pictures for their reunion, he looked like some dishevelled old obese junkie who had accidentally photobombed the rest of the talentless cunts. Uninteresting fact, Spearitt was at school with wife's sister and was considered to be an absolute cunt of the highest order, unlike the genuinely lovely Ming mark 2, Mylene Class. I'll 2nd that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 7 minutes ago, Neil said: I'll 2nd that Imagine relaxing with that in the garden on a hot summers day Neil, I have to say, if I'd skipped breakfast and was feeling a bit peckish, I'd consider eating the undigested sweetcorns out of her shit. I know you wouldn't even separate them from the shit would you Neil. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.