Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: If he hasn't then let's hope the cunt does. Morning luv. 2 sugars. Get some hoover bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2019/mar/30/richard-ii-my-friend-adjoa-andoh-was-born-to-play-the-king better get a bucket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 10 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said: https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2019/mar/30/richard-ii-my-friend-adjoa-andoh-was-born-to-play-the-king better get a bucket C.H.U.D avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 On 08/05/2023 at 16:41, Witheredscrote said: Don't be too hard on her Ed. She is working on film about a black family lost in Zurich. 'The Swiss Family Wogginson' Sounds like another black ops film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: C.H.U.D avatar? Quite possibly Eric. I haven't seen the film. To be honest, it was the only sewer-pipe pic I could find that was lo-res enough to minimise down to 47kB. An hour of my life I'll never get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Quite possibly Eric. I haven't seen the film. To be honest, it was the only sewer-pipe pic I could find that was lo-res enough to minimise down to 47kB. An hour of my life I'll never get back. Doesn’t a sewer pipe avatar make you look an awful lot like the recently banned ‘Sue R Pipe’? This may not be a good tactic to ensure your continuosity of postificatory contributionism. Just sayin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Doesn’t a sewer pipe avatar make you look an awful lot like the recently banned ‘Sue R Pipe’? This may not be a good tactic to ensure your continuosity of postificatory contributionism. Just sayin. Strange times on the corner. Whilst the Vulcan is happy to issue threats about veiled nonce references to members, she can’t quite get a grip of previously banned deviants gatecrashing the party at whim? Odd with her being all clever and that. What a useless cuntess. She’ll be as sharp as a beachball the next time @King Billy yanks her chain however. Still, I suppose we’ve got Punkers back…for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 14 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Morning luv. 2 sugars. Get some hoover bags. Only the lower classes still use vacuum cleaners with bags. Oik. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What a useless cuntess. She’ll be as sharp as a beachball the next time @King Billy yanks her chain however. She’s the only thing that stops me getting vaccinated and catching Covid19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 45 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Only the lower classes still use vacuum cleaners with bags. Oik. Really? I’ve never used one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Doesn’t a sewer pipe avatar make you look an awful lot like the recently banned ‘Sue R Pipe’? This may not be a good tactic to ensure your continuosity of postificatory contributionism. Just sayin. I don't know Eric. Though I'd hate to be sanctioned out of newcomer-paranoia caused by previous members transgressions. Mumsnet were quite hard on me, and I'm quite fragile right now. The pic sums up how I feel about life. I hope I've come to the right place to lick my wounds. Just one thing. After a bit of extensive reading today it appears to me that possibly over 50% of the current members reportedly have an active fetish for excrement. Either collecting it, talking about it, eating it, wanking with it, or just staring at it for their aesthetic pleasure. A fair proportion of these members also seem to be drawn to excessive rear-end activity, with both men of all ages and animals alike. Often combining the two interests it seems. Would this be an accurate assessment of the current state of play? If so, the name I chose might get me into a lot of trouble and invite the interest of those who only wish to get their gob on my backside, and eventually force their faeces-enraged knobs up my unwilling arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Really? I’ve never used one. Why the repeated requests for ‘hoover bags?’ Catheter or rectum full? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: I don't know Eric. Though I'd hate to be sanctioned out of newcomer-paranoia caused by previous members transgressions. Mumsnet were quite hard on me, and I'm quite fragile right now. The pic sums up how I feel about life. I hope I've come to the right place to lick my wounds. Just one thing. After a bit of extensive reading today it appears to me that possibly over 50% of the current members reportedly have an active fetish for excrement. Either collecting it, talking about it, eating it, wanking with it, or just staring at it for their aesthetic pleasure. A fair proportion of these members also seem to be drawn to excessive rear-end activity , with both men of all ages and animals alike. Often combining the two interests it seems. Would this be an accurate assessment of the current state of play? If so, the name I chose might get me into a lot of trouble and invite the interest of those who only wish to get their gob on my backside, and eventually force their faeces-enraged knobs up my unwilling arsehole. Interesting and thought provoking. You’re still Ereptyle though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Only the lower classes still use vacuum cleaners with bags. Oik. Bollocks. Them little Henry bastards are better than Dysons. And a 60s Kirby will loosen the nicker elastic of a domestic goddess far more efficiently than any ‘Quad-Turbo’ rechargeable plastic crap from Argos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Why the repeated requests for ‘hoover bags?’ Catheter or rectum full? They aren’t for me you thick wanker. You really are totally dense. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Interesting and thought provoking. You’re still Ereptyle though. Erectile more like. But not when faced with the prospect of being repeatedly bummed by shit-crazed deviants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bollocks. Them little Henry bastards are better than Dysons. And a 60s Kirby will loosen the nicker elastic of a domestic goddess far more efficiently than any ‘Quad-Turbo’ rechargeable plastic crap from Argos. Got the old dear’s G4 Kirby. An utter beast. It’s not the suction, it’s the noise that scares the debris off the carpets. I love the mad bastard! Polished aluminium like an old Dakota… @Ape™️? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: They aren’t for me you thick wanker. You really are totally dense. . Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 24 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: I don't know Eric. Though I'd hate to be sanctioned out of newcomer-paranoia caused by previous members transgressions. Mumsnet were quite hard on me, and I'm quite fragile right now. The pic sums up how I feel about life. I hope I've come to the right place to lick my wounds. Just one thing. After a bit of extensive reading today it appears to me that possibly over 50% of the current members reportedly have an active fetish for excrement. Either collecting it, talking about it, eating it, wanking with it, or just staring at it for their aesthetic pleasure. A fair proportion of these members also seem to be drawn to excessive rear-end activity, with both men of all ages and animals alike. Often combining the two interests it seems. Would this be an accurate assessment of the current state of play? If so, the name I chose might get me into a lot of trouble and invite the interest of those who only wish to get their gob on my backside, and eventually force their faeces-enraged knobs up my unwilling arsehole. I was with you there, right up until you said ‘unwilling’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 9 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Erectile more like. But not when faced with the prospect of being repeatedly bummed by shit-crazed deviants. Changing the subject slightly, does your pal still have the Escort Cosworth? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 10 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: But not when faced with the prospect of being repeatedly bummed by shit-crazed deviants. You could always ask them to stop after the first five or six times if you weren’t loving it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Changing the subject slightly, does your pal still have the Escort Cosworth? These are the only "pals" I ever had that had a Cosworth. But I hadn't seen them for 10 years or so when they made this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Got the old dear’s G4 Kirby. An utter beast. It’s not the suction, it’s the noise that scares the debris off the carpets. I love the mad bastard! Polished aluminium like an old Dakota… @Ape™️? Got the full kit with it, including the car re-spray tool. Marvellous. I don’t use the compressor though as it burst my first three blow-up dolls. Completely over powered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: These are the only "pals" I ever had that had a Cosworth. But I hadn't seen them for 10 years or so when they made this. Fair enough. You obviously knew some top guys in the video game community. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 On 09/05/2023 at 23:58, King Billy said: Fair enough. You obviously knew some top guys in the video game community. You dafty. I used to drink with Ghostrider. We shared the same route to work. I can't talk about the guys in the clip above, but I can assure you it's no video-game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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