Ralph Lauren Wearing Polo and Wimbledon Chinless Wonders

[Meet Uncle Monty]

In my cooler clubbing days there were clubs that had a 'No Ralph Lauren' door policy. Just the sight of that big logo reminds me these bellends are in fucking charge. I've had enough, I really have.

[Eric Cuntman]

13 minutes ago, Meet Uncle Monty said:

In my cooler clubbing days there were clubs that had a 'No Ralph Lauren' door policy. Just the sight of that big logo reminds me these bellends are in fucking charge. I've had enough, I really have.

Good afternoon Monty. I thought you were dead.

[Decimus]

2 hours ago, Meet Uncle Monty said:

In my cooler clubbing days there were clubs that had a 'No Ralph Lauren' door policy.

Just how old are you exactly, Monty? Were you accompanied whilst you were out 'courting' at the local discotheque by a chaperone?

[Eric Cuntman]

20 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Just how old are you exactly, Monty? Were you accompanied whilst you were out 'courting' at the local discotheque by a chaperone?

He’s a mystery man. The name and avatar suggest an affinity or fondness for either, Richard Griffith, Cats, or Mk2 jaguars. That’s all I can fathom.

[Ape™️]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Good afternoon Monty. I thought you were dead.

By ‘thought’ did you actually mean ‘hoped’?

[Decimus]

45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He’s a mystery man. The name and avatar suggest an affinity or fondness for either, Richard Griffith, Cats, or Mk2 jaguars. That’s all I can fathom.

I'd wager that his knob stinks of Johnson & Johnson's 'No More Tears' shampoo.

[Guest Miles]

53 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

By ‘thought’ did you actually mean ‘hoped’?

Good Evening @Ape™️ are you OK?

[Mike Hunt]

4 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Good Evening @Ape™️ are you OK?

I'm getting quite alarmed at your daily and somewhat parental concerns about Ape's welfare.

You're not his mother are you?

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

I'm getting quite alarmed at your daily and somewhat parental concerns about Ape's welfare.

You're not his mother are you?

‘Stay away from those dirty girls Norman!’

[Decimus]

9 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

I'm getting quite alarmed at your daily and somewhat parental concerns about Ape's welfare.

You're not his mother are you?

Not unless Ape was born in 1698 and Pen was capable of shitting out a child through its Japs eye.

[Guest King Billy]

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

Not unless Ape was born in 1698 and Pen was capable of shitting out a child through its Japs eye.

Both quite possible, even probable bearing in mind the two individuals in question.

[Guest Miles]

11 hours ago, Decimus said:

Not unless Ape was born in 1698 and Pen was capable of shitting out a child through its Japs eye.

The poor fucker is like you fucked up from lines of coke .. although his was only cherry max.

[Shit For Brains]

On 08/07/2023 at 19:33, Decimus said:

I'd wager that his knob stinks of Johnson & Johnson's 'No More Tears' shampoo.

Gotta be a step-up from yours, a definite aroma of @Wolfie

[Decimus]

On 10/07/2023 at 17:54, Zev said:

Gotta be a step-up from yours, a definite aroma of @Wolfie

Have you got some sort of home made Pedigree Chum flavoured prophylaxis, or do you just smear it on your maggot straight from the tin?

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Fuck off.