Meet Uncle Monty Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 In my cooler clubbing days there were clubs that had a 'No Ralph Lauren' door policy. Just the sight of that big logo reminds me these bellends are in fucking charge. I've had enough, I really have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 13 minutes ago, Meet Uncle Monty said: In my cooler clubbing days there were clubs that had a 'No Ralph Lauren' door policy. Just the sight of that big logo reminds me these bellends are in fucking charge. I've had enough, I really have. Good afternoon Monty. I thought you were dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Meet Uncle Monty said: In my cooler clubbing days there were clubs that had a 'No Ralph Lauren' door policy. Just how old are you exactly, Monty? Were you accompanied whilst you were out 'courting' at the local discotheque by a chaperone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: Just how old are you exactly, Monty? Were you accompanied whilst you were out 'courting' at the local discotheque by a chaperone? He’s a mystery man. The name and avatar suggest an affinity or fondness for either, Richard Griffith, Cats, or Mk2 jaguars. That’s all I can fathom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good afternoon Monty. I thought you were dead. By ‘thought’ did you actually mean ‘hoped’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He’s a mystery man. The name and avatar suggest an affinity or fondness for either, Richard Griffith, Cats, or Mk2 jaguars. That’s all I can fathom. I'd wager that his knob stinks of Johnson & Johnson's 'No More Tears' shampoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles from Dublin Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 53 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: By ‘thought’ did you actually mean ‘hoped’? Good Evening @Ape™️ are you OK? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 4 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Good Evening @Ape™️ are you OK? I'm getting quite alarmed at your daily and somewhat parental concerns about Ape's welfare. You're not his mother are you? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 3 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: I'm getting quite alarmed at your daily and somewhat parental concerns about Ape's welfare. You're not his mother are you? ‘Stay away from those dirty girls Norman!’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 9 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: I'm getting quite alarmed at your daily and somewhat parental concerns about Ape's welfare. You're not his mother are you? Not unless Ape was born in 1698 and Pen was capable of shitting out a child through its Japs eye. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Not unless Ape was born in 1698 and Pen was capable of shitting out a child through its Japs eye. Both quite possible, even probable bearing in mind the two individuals in question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles from Dublin Posted July 9, 2023 Report Share Posted July 9, 2023 11 hours ago, Decimus said: Not unless Ape was born in 1698 and Pen was capable of shitting out a child through its Japs eye. The poor fucker is like you fucked up from lines of coke .. although his was only cherry max. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 10, 2023 Report Share Posted July 10, 2023 On 08/07/2023 at 19:33, Decimus said: I'd wager that his knob stinks of Johnson & Johnson's 'No More Tears' shampoo. Gotta be a step-up from yours, a definite aroma of @Wolfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 On 10/07/2023 at 17:54, Zev said: Gotta be a step-up from yours, a definite aroma of @Wolfie Have you got some sort of home made Pedigree Chum flavoured prophylaxis, or do you just smear it on your maggot straight from the tin? Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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