Jump to content
CUNTS CORNER TWITTER ACCOUNT ID @CuntsCorner ×
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....

Ralph Lauren Wearing Polo and Wimbledon Chinless Wonders


Meet Uncle Monty

Recommended Posts

13 minutes ago, Meet Uncle Monty said:

In my cooler clubbing days there were clubs that had a 'No Ralph Lauren' door policy. Just the sight of that big logo reminds me these bellends are in fucking charge. I've had enough, I really have.

Good afternoon Monty. I thought you were dead.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, Meet Uncle Monty said:

In my cooler clubbing days there were clubs that had a 'No Ralph Lauren' door policy.

Just how old are you exactly, Monty? Were you accompanied whilst you were out 'courting' at the local discotheque by a chaperone?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

20 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Just how old are you exactly, Monty? Were you accompanied whilst you were out 'courting' at the local discotheque by a chaperone?

He’s a mystery man. The name and avatar suggest an affinity or fondness for either, Richard Griffith, Cats, or Mk2 jaguars. That’s all I can fathom.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He’s a mystery man. The name and avatar suggest an affinity or fondness for either, Richard Griffith, Cats, or Mk2 jaguars. That’s all I can fathom.

I'd wager that his knob stinks of Johnson & Johnson's 'No More Tears' shampoo.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

9 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

I'm getting quite alarmed at your daily and somewhat parental concerns about Ape's welfare.

You're not his mother are you?

Not unless Ape was born in 1698 and Pen was capable of shitting out a child through its Japs eye.

  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 10/07/2023 at 17:54, Zev said:

Gotta be a step-up from yours, a definite aroma of @Wolfie

Have you got some sort of home made Pedigree Chum flavoured prophylaxis, or do you just smear it on your maggot straight from the tin?

Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

Fuck off.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Who's Online   0 Members, 0 Anonymous, 10 Guests (See full list)

    • There are no registered users currently online
×
×
  • Create New...