Penny Farthing Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 Couldn't they just freeze dry the problem teenagers and rehydrate them when they are at a more sensible age such as 50. https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1792555/London-Bromley-Glades-children-ban-MP 'I've witnessed the problems myself!' MP defends shopping centre's children ban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 Is this aimed primarily at the black ones with hoods/masks and knives? The Express is surprisingly coy on that point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 What about gangs of unruly children on Cunts Corner? 'I've witnessed the problems myself!' says absolute nobody, Zev. 'Young adults' stamping their little feet, calling names and throwing tantrums, it's disgraceful, they ought to be sent to bed without any supper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Couldn't they just freeze dry the problem teenagers and rehydrate them when they are at a more sensible age Sadly this isn't possible, due to the fact that as they are cryogenically incapcitated their brain will never reach maturity. Basically, they will be thirty/forty somethings, with the brains of petulant teenagers, a bit like @Decimus and @Wolfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 8 hours ago, Zev said: Sadly this isn't possible, due to the fact that as they are cryogenically incapcitated their brain will never reach maturity. Basically, they will be thirty/forty somethings, with the brains of petulant teenagers, a bit like @Decimus and @Wolfie They are both in their late 60s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Is this aimed primarily at the black ones with hoods/masks and knives? The Express is surprisingly coy on that point. So is the Mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 20 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: They are both in their late 60s. How big is your dick? Answer the fucking question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: How big is your dick? Answer the fucking question. Not as long as your mouth is wide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 13 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Not as long as your mouth is wide. Never mind that. I’ve just got some cheap wallpaper and drawn a 21 foot train with a Sharpie. Fuck you Harvey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind that. I’ve just got some cheap wallpaper and drawn a 21 foot train with a Sharpie. Fuck you Harvey. Is that a new world record? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Is that a new world record? Yes. I’m better than him and his mum’s a prossie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: drawn a 21 foot train with a Sharpie That's cheating; Harvey is only allowed wax crayons (non-toxic). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 24 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: That's cheating; Harvey is only allowed wax crayons (non-toxic). No brown ones. “DERRRR! CHOC-CHOC!!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 On 19/07/2023 at 20:28, Decimus said: How big is your dick? Are you gay? (that's a rhetorical question, obviously) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 On 20/07/2023 at 11:11, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. I’m better than him and his mum’s a prossie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 6 hours ago, Zev said: Are you gay? (that's a rhetorical question, obviously) Shut your dirty, northern Kike, gold-coveting mouth. I imagine that when you're not drinking the blood of Christian babies or raping dogs, you're up on t'moor fiddling a kestrel and showing those hulking Yorkshire men just exactly how tight you are in comparison to their own reputation for parsimonious extremism. Queer Jew cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 6 hours ago, Decimus said: Shut your dirty, northern Kike, gold-coveting mouth. I imagine that when you're not drinking the blood of Christian babies or raping dogs, you're up on t'moor fiddling a kestrel and showing those hulking Yorkshire men just exactly how tight you are in comparison to their own reputation for parsimonious extremism. Queer Jew cunt. It is a straight forward question and there is no need for evasiveness .. are you an iron in denial? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 24, 2023 Report Share Posted July 24, 2023 On 22/07/2023 at 00:23, Decimus said: I imagine Yes you do, all too often. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Zev said: Yes you do, all too often. He's sniffing lines of Pepsi Max. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 25, 2023 Report Share Posted July 25, 2023 22 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: He's sniffing lines of Pepsi Max. Usually when his finances won't stretch to Coca-Cola. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 25, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2023 1 minute ago, Zev said: Usually when his finances won't stretch to Coca-Cola. Its because he can't get Virgin Cola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 25, 2023 Report Share Posted July 25, 2023 1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said: Its because he can't get Virgin Cola. Don't mention 'virgin' when Dickless is around, it has sexual connotations, he's very touchy about stuff like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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